Anna had a baby?

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Status
Not open for further replies.
registereduser said:
Sounds like she and her friends were just joking around.
I mean, that's a fucked up joke. What if her boyfri---never mind.
 
Laura_Dern said:
"Hey everyone!! Remember how my girlfriend has been acting really shitty towards me the past few days? Well I went through the garbage and discovered that the condom I used Sunday broke! I'm going to be a daddy!! Feel free to send congratulations my way!!"

Spite's a different thing. I've heard of women buying used pregnancy tests to persuade their boyfriends to break up with them. But joking about it just seems really strange to put it bluntly.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
registereduser said:
Sounds like she and her friends were just joking around.

I don't know if it's a girls thing but is it common for women to jokingly post up pregnancy test images that are positive?

I mean guys don't usually post images of broken condoms...
It just might be because she's insane, idk.

Edit: Pikonic, i was thinking it might be a gay/breeders joke?
 
Ok, that makes a lot of sense.
Julie wasn't in on the joke.
 
Posting a picture of a positive pregnancy test as a means of announcement is an attention whorish to do anyways. It's generally a rule to thumb to wait until you're about 8 weeks in before you make the announcement, in the event you end up miscarrying or it just turns out being a false alarm.

Besides, piss sticks are wrong all the time.
 
The test is probably that of the blurry woman sitting in the background, and Anna was just screwing around. I mean, I guess. Really, I can't really be certain that Anna has genitals or even a reproductive system to begin with. She could be, like, totally Barbie down there, for all I know.
 
Notice what the last fucking comment on Anna's post says? She says what I imagine most of us would love to tell Anna. "STFU You stupid attention whore bitch! Nobody likes you! Leave facebook and go live in a cave!"

Well, that's what I'd like to tell her.

But really..."not everyone needs to know everything about your private life" is a common facebook complaint...from those that are on facebook.

Anna's names strike me as VERY hipster. You know, the "it's cool because it's sucks" typical fucking hipster thing. They call it "irony", completely unaware that the word has a prior meaning to "cool because it sucks".
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
registereduser said:
Sounds like she and her friends were just joking around.

I don't know if it's a girls thing but is it common for women to jokingly post up pregnancy test images that are positive?

I mean guys don't usually post images of broken condoms...

No, I don't think so.
Anna is just crazy and an attention whore.
Emphasis on crazy. Seriously I think there's something really messed up with that woman.
 
EzioCanLeapofFaith said:
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
registereduser said:
Sounds like she and her friends were just joking around.

I don't know if it's a girls thing but is it common for women to jokingly post up pregnancy test images that are positive?

I mean guys don't usually post images of broken condoms...

No, I don't think so.
Anna is just crazy and an attention whore.
Emphasis on crazy. Seriously I think there's something really messed up with that woman.

Something was/is always messed up with that woman, at the point that it gets creepy... i honestly don't understand why somebody would want to be friends with her...
 
She posted a positive pregnancy test in 2011 this year too.

Sec while I fetch the screenie.
 
Varis said:
She posted a positive pregnancy test in 2011 this year too.

Sec while I fetch the screenie.
God dammit Anna, really?
Oh…my…GOD!!! What if Chris takes it seriously?
 
If she names the baby crystal I suggest we form a crusade to burn down all of utah to prevent the further spread of the weston gene
 
If she did it twice, it could be just some kind of inside joke with her and her friends.
 
Pikonic said:
Varis said:
She posted a positive pregnancy test in 2011 this year too.

Sec while I fetch the screenie.
God dammit Anna, really?
Oh…my…GOD!!! What if Chris takes it seriously?

What if chris takes it seriously? well, he wouldn't give a damn, and then, he wouldn't give a damn, and last but not least, he would forget about that because he just doesn't gives a damn... probably anna will make fun of chris but chris wouldn't even understand what's going on...
 
Judge Holden said:
If she names the baby crystal I suggest we form a crusade to burn down all of utah to prevent the further spread of the weston gene
Just shoot The Dude a PM ahead of time. He's cool, his family is Weston-Chandler-McLerran free.
 
Forget her autism, agoraphobia, schizophrenia, and whatever else. Anna's severest mental disorder is being an utterly tedious hipster.
 
Hipster you say…oh my god, Cole is the dad!!!!!!!1ONE
 
5cae.jpg
Tharwego. Had to resize the image, so pardon the quality.

Notice how there are no comments this time?
 
Guess it's only funny the first time...or never.
 
Those weird lesbo mormons and their wacky senses of humor. I guess I'm not in the "in" crowd because this joke goes so far over my head I can't even see it.

She's either fucking with us, fucking with Chris, or fucked in the head.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom