Anna had a baby?

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Anna is not a lesbian, she just stupid. This humor aligns up well with the videos she's made. She has claimed several times she is straight and the lesbian thing was so Chris wouldn't think of her as a potential girlfriend. She has never had a boyfriend because she has high standards and wants to date a rich, handsome, white romantic man who is at least as smart as she is. 8 inches or more only. Much like Chris, claiming she has standards is just a cover to ignore that nobody can stand her.
 
I was going to say that it was a poorly thought-out (ie :stupid: joke), but now that I see that she's posted two of these types of posts . . .

. . . yeah, she's doing it for attention.
 
Since both of the pregnancy claims were fake, could someone change the topic title to reflect this? I'm thinking "Anna had a baby? (lol nope)."
 
FemboiBunny said:
Mourning Dove said:
Yeah, Anna does have a baby. He's an adult autistic child named Christian Weston Chandler. And she's a piss-poor surrogate parent to him, too.
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And Watermelon is the father!! :shock:
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So Bob and Watermelon are one and the same? :cryblood:
 
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MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
Bgheff said:
she has high standards and wants to date a rich, handsome, white romantic man who is at least as smart as she is. 8 inches or more only. Much like Chris, claiming she has standards is just a cover to ignore that nobody can stand her.
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Wait, this confused me for a moment, I thought at first that this was referring to height somehow, but... really?? She specified minimum penis size?? How can you even tell at first meeting whether a potential suitor fits that standard?

Even as a joke, that's just bizarre.
 
Himawari said:
Bgheff said:
she has high standards and wants to date a rich, handsome, white romantic man who is at least as smart as she is. 8 inches or more only. Much like Chris, claiming she has standards is just a cover to ignore that nobody can stand her.
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Wait, this confused me for a moment, I thought at first that this was referring to height somehow, but... really?? She specified minimum penis size?? How can you even tell at first meeting whether a potential suitor fits that standard?

Even as a joke, that's just bizarre.
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PROTIP: Anna claims to be a lesbian.
 
CWCissey said:
Himawari said:
Bgheff said:
she has high standards and wants to date a rich, handsome, white romantic man who is at least as smart as she is. 8 inches or more only. Much like Chris, claiming she has standards is just a cover to ignore that nobody can stand her.
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Wait, this confused me for a moment, I thought at first that this was referring to height somehow, but... really?? She specified minimum penis size?? How can you even tell at first meeting whether a potential suitor fits that standard?

Even as a joke, that's just bizarre.
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PROTIP: Anna claims to be a lesbian.
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Perhaps I should have quoted the whole post, then?
Bgheff said:
Anna is not a lesbian, she just stupid. This humor aligns up well with the videos she's made. She has claimed several times she is straight and the lesbian thing was so Chris wouldn't think of her as a potential girlfriend. She has never had a boyfriend because she has high standards and wants to date a rich, handsome, white romantic man who is at least as smart as she is. 8 inches or more only. Much like Chris, claiming she has standards is just a cover to ignore that nobody can stand her.
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Himawari said:
Bgheff said:
she has high standards and wants to date a rich, handsome, white romantic man who is at least as smart as she is. 8 inches or more only. Much like Chris, claiming she has standards is just a cover to ignore that nobody can stand her.
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Wait, this confused me for a moment, I thought at first that this was referring to height somehow, but... really?? She specified minimum penis size?? How can you even tell at first meeting whether a potential suitor fits that standard?

Even as a joke, that's just bizarre.
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B-Cup Size Minimum
 
Himawari said:
Perhaps I should have quoted the whole post, then?
Bgheff said:
Anna is not a lesbian, she just stupid. This humor aligns up well with the videos she's made. She has claimed several times she is straight and the lesbian thing was so Chris wouldn't think of her as a potential girlfriend. She has never had a boyfriend because she has high standards and wants to date a rich, handsome, white romantic man who is at least as smart as she is. 8 inches or more only. Much like Chris, claiming she has standards is just a cover to ignore that nobody can stand her.
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Really? I've never seen Anna claim to be straight. Are you sure Bgheff's not having a giggle?
 
I've seen these kinds of "jokes" before. Post something SHOCKING!! and then later go "lol jk guiz =P", and tada, you're being funny and an attention whore at the same time. This is most often seen on April Fools Day, when thoroughly unfunny people think shocking=funny.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
I thought Anna was a lesbian...

Also why are all her baby names so shitty? Butch, Biff, spike, buck? Chenis, VaJonia? Cairo, Labia? What kind of names are these?
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Names thought up by pretentious twunts?
 
Well, I think we know where she got the name spike from :julay:
Ok not really, she's just dumb.
 
FemboiBunny said:
Mourning Dove said:
But srsly, who would want to have sex, hetero or homo, with Anna in the first place? :cryblood:
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Chris :ween:
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The sad|hilarious part is that he wants to have both hetero AND homo sex with her.
"if you are frank with me tonight, I will be frank with you tomorrow...."
I mean, she's probably got at least one strap-on at home, and Chris claims to be into femdom.
So.
Yeah.
There you go.
Try sleeping soundly with that image in your head.
You're welcome.
 
So Anna tried to prank her friends with the same "joke" or is she also trying to troll Chris knowing he may go into tard more when he eventually saw those?
 
CatParty said:
So Anna tried to prank her friends with the same "joke" or is she also trying to troll Chris knowing he may go into tard more when he eventually saw those?
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And he did nothing…who's the shithead now.
 
More proof that she was the "Cherokee hooker" Chris had sex with.
 
If she was pregnant, would her kid have playdates with C-Chan? They'd both basically be in the same age group mentally :alog:
 
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