Anna McLerran

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Mourning Dove said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyaVPoDh_d4

And look what I found. I wish Anna spent as much time skateboarding as she does asspatting manchildren; at least the former is a respectable hobby.
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Posted awhile back but I still find it hilarious that of all the chick skaters in the video she's probably the worst. They also fuck up the history of skateboarding quite a bit.
 
She's just another person trying to find her individuality through meaningless and often stupid causes. Wanted to be a girl skater. Wait, it's 2000-something and isn't a big deal because there are already well-established women in this sport that I'm mediocre in? Well, I want to make it okay to be a girly skateboader. That doesn't make sense? Fuck you. Now I'm a butchy girl gamer lesbian. Also LEAVE MY FRIEND CHRIS ALONE.

She hops from label to label trying to find herself. She'll ditch any cause or hobby she identifies with once it requires skill, effort, or just becomes too mainstream. Chris's house catches fire and suddenly people are showing Chris concern, helping him out, and giving him the most positive attention he's had in awhile. Anna is nowhere to be found. For a brief period she isn't as unique when it comes to Chris.

Bitch be shallow and boring yo. That's all I'm going to say on this topic.
 
And if we shown Chris the tweet we know what will happen., either Chris will call her out , she will be on the defensive and lie to save face I can see if that tweet is a indication of anything the relationship is strained at best. And with the history of white knights trying to help him may repeat as she might just give up on him and move on.

I think for her it might be for the best, sure she has the patience of a saint dealing with him, but that tweet is very telling that it is starting to wear thin, give it time , she will probably cut off communication with him in a few months, unless his birthday pushes the envelope.
 
It's not real likely that Chris will call her out on anything. He's stupidly devoted to the people he's decided are okay. Anna has been in his life for a pretty long time and if he didn't ditch her after he found out she wrote 'The Tale of the Crazy Pacer', he probably won't unless she pulls a Vivian Gee and defects to the trolls.
 
Apparently, Vivian was Clyde the whole time, though. I do admire his attempt, in the 3-hour Vivian chatlog, to get Chris to understand Taoism. It's strange, out of place in the scheme of things, but a sort of sweet gesture. Of course it was a test of OPL's ability to conceptualize other religions, which he flunked, but I just keep coming back to "Chris and the Tao" for some reason. (Not an actual article, but my headcanon name for that segment of the chat.)
 
^ lol, what? Vivian was Clyde all along? When was this revelation discovered?
 
As long as we are on the subject of trolls, did Kacey and Liquid really marry and or are an item?

And has liquid Chris moved on the way Clyde has?
 
AtreyuFalcor said:
As long as we are on the subject of trolls, did Kacey and Liquid really marry and or are an item?

And has liquid Chris moved on the way Clyde has?
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Yes, and yes, and yes

Xarpho said:
^ lol, what? Vivian was Clyde all along? When was this revelation discovered?
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Actually Clyde was Vivian
 
Hey Anna. In case you're reading this, we already knew that you're William's cousin. Heck, I even drew you a tiny family tree in November '13. I don't see why it's important to hide that from us, but okay.
 
Batman said:
It's not Anna that didn't think we knew. It was that idiot.
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My bad. I only remember that she changed her wording from "cousin" to "friend" when Melon asked her to.
 
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Axiom said:
It's not real likely that Chris will call her out on anything. He's stupidly devoted to the people he's decided are okay. Anna has been in his life for a pretty long time and if he didn't ditch her after he found out she wrote 'The Tale of the Crazy Pacer', he probably won't unless she pulls a Vivian Gee and defects to the trolls.
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I think that fact that she's not really 'in' his life is what has allowed them to keep ties. Otherwise, Anna probably would've gotten fed up with Chris in the same way that every other 'friend' he had did, assuming that he didn't do something like draw Rule 34 of her and completely ruin their relationship.
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I'm sure a few state's worth of distance makes quite the difference when it comes to tolerating Chris. Anna seems to have done at least that much right. Meet Chris IRL, establish a connection, and then move to the opposite side of the country and deal with him at a distance.
 
Her whole timeline up 'till now is pretty LOLcow worthy, other than being generally boring and depressing (derpressing? I don't know). She got a job at a popular store in the mall after high school, ended up meeting Christian and much like us became interested in him. At first she seemed to be keen on creating some e-fame by associating herself with the strange, fascinating yet repulsive CWC. It backfired, her ego got hurt, and she learned she wasn't special like she thought. Anna is painfully normal, and can't make any friends because nobody is good enough for her. She white knights Chris because she feels guilty about her actions from years ago. The Internet and its honesty exceeded her hurtful truth level, they're bad guys. She's on the side of right, because she's too boring and fearful to sin. So while she's lazy and egocentric, she's a good person because she sticks up for retards, but only after making fun of them blew up in her pimply face.
 
Hey, whatever happened to Anna? Didn't she get married or something? Like, dude, where did she go; has anyone found her?
 
CatParty said:
Hey, whatever happened to Anna? Didn't she get married or something? Like, dude, where did she go; has anyone found her?
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Marvin said:
I doubt it. The key to Anna isn't that she wants attention, but how superior she feels to everyone.


It's probably something that if she was genuinely going to be honest about it, she'd talk about how she's unsure about her sexuality, but it's close enough to the truth that she doesn't feel guilty using it to fend off fatty.
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I honestly hadn't given this any thought but @Marvin is right (I don't think about Anna). She's a Mormon with sexuality issues, and there's a correlation between that and mental health problems. Mormon therapists suck at that. Plus she's boring and craves attention.
 
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