Another KickStarter.... this time for a book

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Mariposa Electrique said:
I'm going to start a Kickstarter for a coffee table book of graphic photos involvingf Chris' medical procedures like colonoscopies, prostate exams, mammograms, pap smears. You name it, we'll have Chris do it, and we'll take pictures, only 200,000 dollars!
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Jesus. If that sort of thing made money, I could get rich off a lifetime of medical procedures. Maybe I should have been collecting color photos and x rays lol. Here, have some tonsils in a jar, and some fibroids, and a 3D mammography, that's the shit yo. XD lol
 
welcometotherock said:
Well... at the bare minimum, we're not dealing with exceptional individuals trying to extort Chris and make him do videos about memes he doesn't understand again.
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I don't think that's a strong argument: explain to me how trying to make money (up to 20k) out of Chris is less bad than being a wiin trying to get some lulz and troll "fame" out of it. I think both are equally despicable but at least wiins don't try to pretend they are professionals/artists.
 
Nurse Ratchet said:
She meant Ripley's & she speaks better English as a 2nd language than I do as a 1st, so I didn't even notice the error.
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Ya I honestly wasn't sure if it was a typo. I meant no offence. There are many little references in Christory that I didn't get at first because I have never seen a single anime, watched/played Sonic or watched/played Pokemon. Things like "Goku get him attitude" or "Like a teat on a Miltank" seemed insane to me at first and I thought they were just typos and autism, but I eventually figured out they were obscure references to anime/pokemon as well as autism.
 
Now that I think of it, I doubt Chris has had many of the invasive medical checks that would be recommended. Despite wacky blood sugars, high cholesterol, and high bp, and a terrible BMI, his numbers are AWESOME don't'cha know...
 
Muscle Bra said:
Collosal Chan? Soinchu? Darbind?

If this fucking idiot can't even get the names of the characters right, what hope does he have of adding anything to Chris-Chan lore?
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I feel compelled to point out that "Collosal Chan" is the correct (mis-)spelling of that character's name.
 
The only way I’d ever want to see a CWC book out on the market is if it were written by Chris. Chris is the only person who would have any sort of new content to put into it for one and two, it’d be far more entertaining to read from his perspective.
 
I think that no publisher would publish this flaming dog turd. Only a vanity press or kindle direct publishing would publish this mess.
 
I would read a book penned by Chris, tbh. It would be full of tism and make no sense, but it would still be more interesting than most of the content he puts out.
 
thismanlies said:
The only person who could make a movie about Chris is John Waters. And even then, the transvestite who starred in Pink Flamingos would have to play the role of Chris.
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Well, Glenn Milstead (Divine) has been dead for years, so it's perfect.
 
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