💼 Careercow Anthony "Ally" Burch - Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.

[Tanner Glass]

It's possible he's living with her as a roomate or something. I'm not optimistic enough to believe Anthony is hitting that.

A heavyset camera person? I'd believe that. Maybe he promised her a writing/directing job at gearbox.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I may have a thread here but I'm so fucking glad I am not Anthony Burch

 

[VoidMachine]

A heavyset camera person? I'd believe that. Maybe he promised her a writing/directing job at gearbox.

Yep I stand corrected he got married again apparently.

https://twitter.com/_anthonyburch/status/937207676894773249

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Yep I stand corrected he got married again apparently.

https://twitter.com/_anthonyburch/status/937207676894773249

Hey, people needing to get up but can't because of a pet on them? How funny! This is literally the first time I've seen someone reference such a scenario for humor value.

This Burch boy is going places. I was wrong to call him a hack before.

 

[BubbleButt]

Beggars and Choosers in action

 

[Leo Bonhart]

Yep I stand corrected he got married again apparently.

https://twitter.com/_anthonyburch/status/937207676894773249

Wow. His friends (lol) had better convince his cuck-ass to bolt down the new Nintendo Switch like a Ramada Inn TV remote control.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Hey, people needing to get up but can't because of a pet on them? How funny! This is literally the first time I've seen someone reference such a scenario for humor value.

This Burch boy is going places. I was wrong to call him a hack before.

I bet those cats love lasagna!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

He's gonna get cucked again.

She's going to take the Switch this time.

 

[CausticMinory]

They got 3 cats because that's the only way Anthony can say "I got some pussy for Christmas" (I'm not sorry)

 

[VoidMachine]

Given that his sister is not exactly straight apparently and she works with his new wife. I wonder if Anthony is gonna get cucked by his own sister. She is way more successful then him.

 

[Darksydepickle]

Given that his sister is not exactly straight apparently and she works with his new wife. I wonder if Anthony is gonna get cucked by his own sister. She is way more successful then him.

Ashly is relatively good looking, I doubt she'd settle for Anthony's wife.

 

[CausticMinory]

Given that his sister is not exactly straight apparently and she works with his new wife. I wonder if Anthony is gonna get cucked by his own sister. She is way more successful then him.

"She stole my success and my new gf. Hey Ash, who you cuckin?"

 

[Pop-Tart]

How is it possible for one man to have such shit taste in everything?

What is it with these kinda people and thinking saying ass is funny or some shit?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

What is it with these kinda people and thinking saying ass is funny or some shit?

They're emotionally 13 years old, as evidenced by how their romantic relationships all play out.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

To be fair Burch is probably mentally a 13 year old as well

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

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Of course he faps to traps.

 

[Grog]

Of course he's a Fateshitter

 

[Done]

@Feline Darkmage Now Astolfo has the Anthony Burch seal of cuck approval.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

@Feline Darkmage Now Astolfo has the Anthony Burch seal of cuck approval.

Astolfo says people who like Metal Gear Survive should neck themselves.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Word on the street says that Burch fucked a sandwich at the GDC Awards, any truth to this?

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/winnersusedrugs/status/976643726406664192

https://twitter.com/winnersusedrugs/status/976644486116749313

https://twitter.com/winnersusedrugs/status/976645300499574786

https://twitter.com/winnersusedrugs/status/976652236171259904