Apex Legends General - Another "Battle Royal"

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Ninja= The Athene* of Battle Royal games with a successive number of Firsts under his belt
D$P= Has one 1st place trophy from the 90's...and his 4th place at Evo .

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachir_Boumaaza
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/athene-best-gamer-in-the-world
https://kotaku.com/athene-the-best-gamer-in-the-world-is-taking-your-que-5928441

all the same to me. athene disappeared like a fart in the wind but phil has stuck around. only difference i honestly see
 
all the same to me. athene disappeared like a fart in the wind but phil has stuck around. only difference i honestly see
...Can you see Mr. Empty Game Box giveaway ( b/c he traded the game disk in for $ )giving a $500,000 Razor sponsorship to his fans in the form of $500,000 dollars worth of Razor gaming products ? Traveling to Africa for Charity when D$P can't even go visit his dying parents"? Raising over $8 million for charity...I see a BIG difference.
D$P benefited from Athene's work with Curse ( Union of Gamers) which ultimately is why he was able to come and go as he pleased ( Laveria saga)
 
...Can you see Mr. Empty Game Box giveaway ( b/c he traded the game disk in for $ )giving a $500,000 Razor sponsorship to his fans in the form of $500,000 dollars worth of Razor gaming products ? Traveling to Africa for Charity when D$P can't even go visit his dying parents"? Raising over $8 million for charity...I see a BIG difference.
D$P benefited from Athene's work with Curse ( Union of Gamers) which ultimately is why he was able to come and go as he pleased ( Laveria saga)
i saw egoraptor raising above 20k for horse charity by streaming a full kingdom hearts playthrough (at least 24 hours)
phil gets tired 2 hours in
 
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10:19 AM PST - DSP shows up in his Twitch chat, which is about five minutes after he's supposed to start streaming. Stream is still offline, no message on Twitter about going live.

I guess he rolled out of bed just now and is "running late" again.

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Phil is having a tough time today

He landed next to a guy, Phil has a pistol the other guy got a machinegun, Phil sneaked behind him however Phil's aim is terrible and he sprayed massive amount of bullet to the guy's feet yet he got killed first, Phil got mad:

"There's nothing I can do, it's not fair that he got a better gun first,I shot him 30 times before he noticed me and he did not die"

It's a fucking Battle Royale game you dont just automatically get the best weapon

Chat is more amused by his terirble aiming

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Then

Someone asked Brian to ask Phil how many time he has been to the space needle, Brian obliged

Phil got nervous, with irritated voice, he says

"Ummmmmmmmmmmm, a few times, teh-huh, btw that's an asshole troll asking you that, that's a new detractor meme, stupid morons, ban him if you can"

Brian did not understand, asking why, Phil diverted the topic away

Brian:" Well whatever I havent been there yet"

Phil:" I've been there maybe 3 times? It's nothing special"

chat again responded

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Just dropped in on the stream, Kekon and Brain talking like normal adults and it's fucking weird listening to Phil just going "beheeh" over and over.

Edit. Phil's team get attacked from behind while fighting a squad infront of them. Phil flees, leaves his team mates to bleed out while he finds a bathroom to hide him. What a team player.
 
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Just dropped in on the stream, Kekon and Brain talking like normal adults and it's fucking weird listening to Phil just going "beheeh" over and over.

Edit. Phil's team get attacked from behind while fighting a squad infront of them. Phil flees, leaves his team mates to bleed out while he finds a bathroom to hide him. What a team player.

And then got destroyed in a 1 vs 1 while playing as fucking Bloodhound b/c his stupid ass didn't know how to use the fucking hostile detection specials that Bloodhound has.
 
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WHERE IS BRIAN? HE GOT REPLACED!!!
#freebrian

Also, how dsp doesnt know how to invite? He is the leader and its right in his face. He is retarded.
 
I love how DSP still doesn't get the basics of a first person shooter he has played for dozens of hours. He just got his ass handed to him in a 1v1 being one of the last two survivors, losing his squad the match.

Short clip:
(audio is about a second out of sync, my bad)

Because he's using Bloodhound, he has all the tactical advantages he could wish for in this particular situation. The character DSP is using has:
1. a passive that shows where an enemy has been (tracks)
2. the "tactical abillity" to scan for enemy presence
3. the "ultimate abillity" to ramp up and combine the two things above for 35 seconds straight, and highlight enemies in bright red

He uses all of these abillities in this fight, but still gets rekt. Why?

1. he fails see the enemy highlighted in BRIGHT RED because DSP is as blind as a bat, and because
2. he's blocking a big section of basically the only place the enemy could possibly shoot him from (the double doors) with his own gun
3. he's using the Devotion which has some sort of a spin-up time, building up the fire rate over time, which obviously sucks monkey balls in a close-quarters-combat situation, especially when not having the attachment that actually reduces this spin-up time (the 4th attachment slot is empty)
4. he should have used the R-99 SMG in his inventory instead, which has the highest fire rate in the whole game, avoiding all problems I mentioned at point 3
5. the enemy is using the character named Pathfinder, who has no abillities that aid him in this scenario; it's just him and its player's skills
6. the enemy looks to be using the Spitfire, which is an LMG with a fairly high rate of fire for its damage output and, of course, has no spin-up time
7. from the moment the enemy starts shooting (the doors are still closed at this point), it takes him almost a full second to realize he's being shot at, so having a spin-up weapon AND the reaction time of a snail, this means certain death (scratch this one, because something got fucked up when rendering the clip, so the sound is out of sync)

TL;DR DSP needs glasses, but manages to completely sabotage his advantageous position mainly by simply lacking basic skills.

Nothing he could do, though. Not his fault.
 
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I love how DSP still doesn't get the basics of a first person shooter he has played for dozens of hours. He just got his ass handed to him in a 1v1 being one of the last two survivors, losing his squad the match.

Short clip:
(audio is about a second out of sync, my bad)

Because he's using Bloodhound, he has all the tactical advantages he could wish for in this particular situation. The character DSP is using has:
1. a passive that shows where an enemy has been (tracks)
2. the "tactical abillity" to scan for enemy presence
3. the "ultimate abillity" to ramp up and combine the two things above for 35 seconds straight, and highlight enemies in bright red

He uses all of these abillities in this fight, but still gets rekt. Why?

1. he fails see the enemy highlighted in BRIGHT RED because DSP is as blind as a bat, and because
2. he's blocking a big section of basically the only place the enemy could possibly shoot him from (the double doors) with his own gun
3. he's using the Devotion which has some sort of a spin-up time, building up the fire rate over time, which obviously sucks monkey balls in a close-quarters-combat situation, especially when not having the attachment that actually reduces this spin-up time (the 4th attachment slot is empty)
4. he should have used the R-99 SMG in his inventory instead, which has the highest fire rate in the whole game, avoiding all problems I mentioned at point 3
5. the enemy is using the character named Pathfinder, who has no abillities that aid him in this scenario; it's just him and its player's skills
6. the enemy looks to be using the Spitfire, which is an LMG with a fairly high rate of fire for its damage output and, of course, has no spin-up time
7. from the moment the enemy starts shooting (the doors are still closed at this point), it takes him almost a full second to realize he's being shot at, so having a spin-up weapon AND the reaction time of a snail, this means certain death (scratch this one, because something got fucked up when rendering the clip, so the sound is out of sync)

TL;DR DSP needs glasses, but manages to completely sabotage his advantageous position mainly by simply lacking basic skills.

Nothing he could do, though. Not his fault.
This is god like, love hearing brian say "Lets go phil!" only to be disappointed just like anyone else who ever put an ounce of faith in Dark.

and Shout out to that rocking side to side after letting everyone down, classic dark
 
Big day today doods!

After saying Blackout / COD was the best shooter at the moment, and then proceeding to shit all over Treyarch last night, will Phil manage to pull more than minimum wage with Apex today?

Do Brian and Kekon share their tips / cheers with Phil?

Will Brian ever really find out what Phil thinks about the Space Needle?

Tune in at 10:15 PST sharp! Penne appetizers and complimentary kickstart drinks will be served during our favorite 90 minutes of dead air.
 
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1 hour and 21 minutes and counting has past, NO GAMEPLAY we are still at prestream screen

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Phil's aim is so bad that he clicked and invited the wrong person to the party at the invite screen, left Kekon out and invited someone else

Phil is blind that he did not see the wrong name on ready screen, started the game anyways

Match started, Kekon said "Phil that was not me playing with you"

Phil rage quit the game and restarted

chat is butchering him

Brian::" Phil if your aim is that bad Im worried about oour team"

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Phil's aim is so bad that he clicked and invited the wrong person to the party at the invite screen, left Kekon out and invited someone else

Phil is blind that he did not see the wrong name on ready screen, started the game anyways

Match started, Kekon said "Phil that was not me playing with you"

Phil rage quit the game and restarted

chat is butchering him

Brian::" Phil if your aim is that bad Im worried about oour team"

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Game 1

Kekon and Brian were down by a squad, Phil was away scavenging for weapons, he finally came to help his stranded teammate

He was able to sneak behind the enemy squad who is going into a building, he injured 2 guys, they still managed to got into the building

Phil chased after, and shooting the enemy at the door, he ran out of bullet and reloading, the other guys inside shot at him and he died

"WTF man! The door killed me! Yah, it did! I was shooting at them and suddenly the door closed but they still were able to kill me, bullshit man!"

Chat disagrees and exposed him

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Just dropped in on the stream, Kekon and Brain talking like normal adults and it's fucking weird listening to Phil just going "beheeh" over and over.

Is it strange that I know exactly what that "beheeh" sound is.

Its also interesting seeing people describe Phils play. It is LITERALLY the opposite of how most people now play APEX, i.e. find the fight. The games are so fast that there's literally no excuse to just hide and wait it out. Like check out a Ninja or DD or hell even a DisguisedToast VOD of this game and it's a god damned action movie. Phil. . .he's playing some grad-school art-house flick where literally nothing happens.
 
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