Apex Legends General - Another "Battle Royal"

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ANDS! said:
Is it strange that I know exactly what that "beheeh" sound is.

Its also interesting seeing people describe Phils play. It is LITERALLY the opposite of how most people now play APEX, i.e. find the fight. The games are so fast that there's literally no excuse to just hide and wait it out. Like check out a Ninja or DD or hell even a DisguisedToast VOD of this game and it's a god damned action movie. Phil. . .he's playing some grad-school art-house flick where literally nothing happens.
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Every Apex game i seen him play is him running around looting and avoiding any fight until he is forced into one and it is the same all other BR games i seen him play lately.
Have even seen him take medkits and shields right infront of Kek and Brian, never asking of they need any, just rushing in and taking it!

Not watched many other BR players, but the ones i seen have been way more offensive and aggressive than him.
 
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Game 2

Phil and his team has been avoiding contact, circling around, finally reached the supply ship, Phil got in first, and once Brian and Kekon followed, the squad that was hidden and camping at the entrance of the supply ship got in after them and one person basically killed both Kekon and Brian, Phil is busy throwing traps on the ground while the guy shooting at him from far away, Phil died

"WTF man I got insta-killed! I was still setting the traps but he did not trigger any of it"

Phil has no armor on and the guy has a good assault rifle, but of course that's not his fault, he did nothing wrong

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Then this happened

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Phil" "Ugh no I keep all that money, (goat laugh)"
 
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Game 4
(sorry he died so fast in Game 3 I couldnt screencap)


Phil is busy looting and was left behind by his teammate, who actually know its important to stay in the ring, Phil was not communicating and now running for his life to chase the ring


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No mod in chat

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Phil's team was sandwiched by 2 teams in a narrow area, but he somehow found a safe spot, he cleverly circled behind one team but again kept shooting the enemy with a handgun WIHOUT USING SCOPE and AIMS RIGHT ON THE DICK/HIP area, the guy turned around and shot him in the head, Phil died


"Fuck man, I got to him first but he must have a better armor because he took 50 bullets and did not die and he turn around, 1 shot, im dead, that's fair, ugh-huh"

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Game 5

Phil again not paying attention, left behind from the team while telling jokes about a guy in BlackOP keeps asking him "got a mic" and looting, he found himself running behind the ring again, losing a lot of life, Phil jumped for the balloon to hopefully get out of the ring

The guy came from behind shot down his balloon, Phil runs hiding but he doesnt have much life left due to the ring killing him, he finally decided to come out of the hidespot and run for the ring, the guy patiently waited him to come out and executed him

"That's bullshit man, I dont have a good weapon and he shot down my fucking balloon, NOTHING I CAN DO"

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D$P has no game-sense for battle roy-L. His strategy is to drop in a low loot area, camp, and it's been that way since PUBG. Now he has to play with two people who have at least a decent idea how to be successful and he looks like a fish out of water.
 
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These Apex co-ops are quite interesting. D$P, the "professional full-time streamer" sits mostly in silence staring at his TV, bleating occasionally. D$P tells his chat the game requires to much concentration for him to be able to 'interact' with them. Meanwhile, Brian is 'interacting' not only with D$P's stream chat , but folks typing in his own Twitch stream chat*...while playing the game and maintaining banter. Kekon, is also able to read and comment on D$P's stream chat as he too plays the game. Neither of these two are 'pro, full-time streamers'.
* Yes, that's two separate Twitch chats at the same time
 
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Game 6

Phil was teasing Street Fighter V as Brian mentioned he wanan play some fighting games

"How about that garbage game SF5?"

Brian said "I probably will play it a bit, it was fun for me, I use Vega and he is hella fun"

A back and forth conversation between Brian and Kekon about SFV lasted 2 mintues, Phil was dead silent

Brian revealed he was just at platinum level in SFV, Phil, as we know, is a super silver level fighter online

Phil finally joined the conversation and laughed at himself "Well I am aluminum tin foil rank"

No one laughed

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Phil and his team reached the very center of the circle and found a small room with 2 entrances, Phil decided the team should camp here till the end, so he uses his character's ability to setup one TOXIC BOMB by each door so that other teams cannot manually open the door, they camped there for 15 minutes of deadair and Phil feels like this will be his first win because of "my character's defense"

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Little does Phil know, the remaining 2 teams outside decided to take one entrance each, blasted the door open with a ton of grenades, Phil was by the door camping and got wounded, he went for healing while still remains at the door for the reason, dude rushed in, saw him healing and popped his head off, his team was dismantled shortly after


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"That's not fucking fair man, I was healing, I would have got him, I didnt know they have so many granades, that sucks man, we were pretty much flushed out of the toilet"

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PieceofShet said:
Thanks for your recaps @N0thingICanDo !
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Thanks bro, I'm heading out for my 8 to 5 Ahfeese job now, Phil is just too unbearable to watch as he is so terrible at gaming and toxic, you guys enjoy the rest of your day
 
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DSP plays games with the memory of a puppy.

He never realizes that "there was nothing he could do" because he failed something else minutes or even seconds earlier and put himself into a no-win situation.

It would be like if he played chess, blundered his queen and one rook, then got checkmated 30 moves later and started screaming "what was I supposed to do? There was no way to win!"
 
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My god, they really suck as a squad. And a lot of that comes down to DSP dragging them down with his slow reactions/bad skills.

-edit- Oh wow, I was randomly looking up the dude's name who killed DSP a match ago because his name resembled a name that is/was a regular in his chat, but it turns out that dood is streaming as well.
Pretty interesting to see how it looks like playing against DSP and his squad from a first person perspective, plus them getting owned.


















I love how DSP's squad is bunched up together and don't reposition after revealing themselves while this Jayp dude actually thinks fast and flanks them. The cherry on the cake is DSP literally sitting in the corner like an asshole and getting downed after some well-aimed shots.

-edit- super late edit because I finally figured out how to upload and embed the video directly
 
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15 minute break

15 minutes to receive MasterSaru's PSN VIA EMAIL!

Says there are "only 45 minutes" left on stream, says he'll play 2 games of Apex.

What an embarrassment to the Twitch community

Edit: Sees a Scout (Mid-Long range rifle) on the ground, "I don't have anything to shoot them from a distance though".

Lets his teammates die, then gets stuck between a ladder and a rock. Briefly gets unstuck, shoots a guy in the dick 3-4 times, guy shoots him in the head and kills him.
Blames everything on being stuck.
 
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Last match, complained about a very slow stream, Phil was not even making an effort to heal when he encountered a team, he got destroyed, yelling "Nothing I could do" and quickly closed the application, a dead chat at this point but what remains there pretty much summed this stream up

His last words?

"See you guys at Tetris tonight! Hope there will be a good turnout and a lot of interactions!"

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