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[Wraith]

I'm sorry I'm gold now.

 

[Professional Lurker]

I'm sorry I drank all that kool-aid that was falling from the sky

 

[Old Man Mario]

I'm sorry I was over encumbered and left that broomstick in your corpse.

 

[Professional Lurker]

I'm sorry you had to leave Peach in your run down Detroit home to work 9 hour shifts in that pizzeria in that shoddy part of town where gangs fight at all the time

 

[Abraham Lincoln]

I'm sorry that you were never a decent President like Polk

I am sorry for your rebel hysteria but Polk was a warmonger that turned me into an anti war writer.

 

[Professional Lurker]

I'm sorry most of your generals were pussies

 

[JamusActimus]

I am sorry for your hairline

 

[Begemot]

I am sorry for your hairline

I'm sorry you consist of 2 white supremacist cis-gender bloodmouth chuds 'smiling', sweetie....

 

[Dammit Jim]

I'm sorry you consist of 2 white supremacist cis-gender bloodmouth chuds 'smiling', sweetie....

I'm sorry that you're 90 in dog years and therefore should be dead.

 

[Professional Lurker]

I'm sorry kids are writing fanfics and drawing nasty ship art of you with Gordon and other scientists just because someone did a playthrough of HL1 in VR

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I'm sorry I used you to launder all my skooma money.

 

[The Real Me]

I am sorry that you are angry, and do not know English properly.

I'm sorry that orcas exist.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

I'm sorry that you only have a prosthetic white girl.

 

[Professional Lurker]

I'm sorry Santa won't be bringing gifts this year 'cause he's fucking dead in space

 

[Clovis]

ETA: I got ninjad posting this for @Van Darkholme: Im sorry. Im so, so sorry. :begs on knees: I assumed you were the dungeonmaster leatherdaddy I wanted but clearly I was blinded by my own rubbergimp cultural biases. I'm scum. I have no right to ask you to beat me, perhaps you could educate me instead? ...harshly
Edited yet again: oh my word i am wasted. Carry on ignoring me.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

i'm sorry you didn't make it

 

[Professional Lurker]

I'm sorry you look like a Just Cause OC

 

[Hate]

I'm sorry you chose to go with your real life selfie as a profile pic

 

[OvercookedBacon]

I'm sorry that you can't choose a hat.

 

[Professional Lurker]

I'm sorry I ate you during yesterday's breakfast