Apple Thread - What's your favorite apple?

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Cripps Pink also known as Pink Lady are my favorite variety. Sweet tasting and always very juicy.
 
A honey crisp that has travelled to reach you won't be as wonderful. Got to get em right off the tree, at the peak of ripeness. Only then are the the undisputed Greatest and Best Apple in the World.
 
Granny Smiths and Fuji. Granny Smith apples because I gotta rep the #grannysmithfestival

Also who the fuck designed "Delicious" Apples. Yuck.
 
I like pink ladies, but anything that's not either gold or red delicious is pretty tasty too.

Whoever made the Delicious cultivars should be sued posthumously for false advertising. They look alright but man, they seem to have the consistency of sand.

And yes, I know, my favorite that I just mentioned is a Delicious hybrid. I was only being partially facetious with my katana allegory, katanas were good swords (Not totally awesome like weebs make them out to be, but they served their purpose) made of garbage iron just like Ambrosias are hybrids of garbage cultivars.
 
Granny Smiths and Fuji. Granny Smith apples because I gotta rep the #grannysmithfestival

Also who the fuck designed "Delicious" Apples. Yuck.

They were delicious, 80 years ago before grocery stores wanted a perfectly pretty apple and farmers bred all the flavor out trying to get that.

I like scifresh/jazz and honeycrisp apples best but in reality I eat whatever's on sale.
 
Honey Crisp, Jazz, Rome, Envy, and Granny Smith. I feel kind of guilty for Red Delicious apples because most people don't like them.
A special shoutout goes to Mcintosh. It's so strong and soft.
 
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Pink Ladies or Opals, depending on how I feel. Honorable mention to Envy which would be in the running if any grocery near me carried them more regularly.
 
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