Are black cats a net negative to society? - A debate on the melanated question

[KittyGremlin]

"Good" - Some black cat I just interviewed

 

[Psyduck]

No, Black cats are okay in my book, its nigger cats that are the problem, even black cats hate them

 

[eatler]

Yes black cats are cool, so are tuxedo cats.

 

[The Magnificence]

OP, I say this with love: Shut your whore mouth.

 

[beautiful person]

The only "bad luck" black cats bring is when you trip over them because they don't realize they're dark-colored and that humans don't have night vision, so they hang out in the middle of hallways or step out in front of you when it's dark.

 

[Prof. Chaos]

Black cats are the friendliest. They're a net positive.

 

[Haloperidol]

My lil nigga is unemployed, illiterate and currently off her face on painkillers. This is systemic racism’s fault.

 

[Cats]

I am Preparing to Bite.

 

[F00LS_3RRAND]

Black cats are a net positive.

 

[Moths]

I think crossing a busy road without looking or walking under a tradesmans ladder probably leads to worse bad luck

Worst luck ive ever had from a cat was nearly tripping over the little nigger in the dark a few times

 

[Cats]

a Collection of good black cats

 

[Cats]

Canine propaganda post, sage and report

I saw your post and was curious what would happen if I did this. I have never reported anyone before. I said, "slap this person directly on the Buttocks"



So now I must slap. How can cat slap? OP will become Clawed.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

all cats are a net positive to society

even the ones that kill the local wildlife and ruin the ecosystem. because they're just so gosh-darned cute while doing it

Aw. Look at Mister Snuggles torturing a bunny. Did you see how he perked up at those agonized screams?

 

[GunCar Gary]

my meowy niggas dindu nuffin wrong, step off

 

[Catloaf]

No, orange cats are the niggers of cats however

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

No, orange cats are the niggers of cats however

Don't be rude to my boy Garfield, he would never do anything bad to anyone. He's a law-abiding citizen.

Grey cats are sus tho.

 

[Catloaf]

Don't be rude to my boy Garfield, he would never do anything bad to anyone. He's a law-abiding citizen.
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Grey cats are sus tho.
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exception to the rule

 

[draggs]

OP you ignorant slut

May you get Clawed and Bited and denied Head Rubs for all Time

 

[The Lawgiver]

They give bad luck to passerbys, so I'd say yes why not?

Every time I've encountered a black cat I've gotten good luck, and find myself lucky to encounter random cats outside considering how skittish they sometimes tend to be around people that aren't their owners.

 

[Great General Ri Shin]

No, orange cats are the niggers of cats however

Orange cats are goofy and silly. I thought you guys didn’t like blacks because of violence or something?