Are possums even real? - Importnent question that needs to be asked

[Exuvia]

I literally thought possums are desert animals lmao I guess I'm just retarded

You probably just got them mixed up with the other classic American highway roadkill, the noble Armadillo. Don't beat yourself up about it.

 

[TowinKarz]

I saw one on my driveway one night. I thought is was a massive turbo-rat at first.

They practically are.....

They're like a Raccoon that failed it's charisma roll when filling out the character sheet.

Functionally the same as any other scavenging varmint, except ugly as fucking sin itself.

 

[Gaylord Brachiosaurus]

They run through my backyard sometimes making noise lol. They dig around in the compost and trash too.

 

[Sped Xing]

They practically are.....

They're like a Raccoon that failed it's charisma roll when filling out the character sheet.

Functionally the same as any other scavenging varmint, except ugly as fucking sin itself.

You're mad. Opossums are adorbz and fun to have around. Racoons are-- dude. Have you ever stopped to think why "coon" is a synonym for "nigger?"

 

[Ramborambo]

Possum is what happen to skunk when get old. Skunk suffer from male pattern baldness and lose hair on tail, and get old and ugly.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Try leaving a bowl of sliced apples or corn out, it might attract all types of nocturnal life.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

They sure are, and I've got a few in my roadkill collection.

I don't have much of a social life.

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

I caught one in a rabbit trap once. He wasn't supposed to be there so I threw him into the forest.

Have you ever stopped to think why "coon" is a synonym for "nigger?"

They steal people's stuff and have terrible credit?

 

[Ron DeSantis]

Dead possums are real, however a living possum has never been observed by the white man's eyes. It's a mystery how they end up dead in the road.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

You're mad. Opossums are adorbz and fun to have around. Racoons are-- dude. Have you ever stopped to think why "coon" is a synonym for "nigger?"

I saw a raccoon sink into a hedge like Homer Simpson once. Dead silent too. I kinda have to give them respect for that tbh…

 

[Shiversblood]

Back into nature this is good yes. I seen one before I saw a skunk recently a few days ago too now. The skunk started walking towards me I ran back inside/ the skunk had killed a rabbit too.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

I catch them in my box traps all the time. Mean fuckers never was to leave it either and it’s hard to run them off