Are we becoming too arrogant? - Or is thegooddoctor too sensitive?

[St.Davis]

He was reacting to posts four hours ago. I don't think he's leaving. Isn't that right, @thegooddoctor?

Four hours prior to your post was about midnight here, presumably he went to sleep somewhat soon afterwards. It's now 11 in the morning, so he'll likely become active again soon if he isn't already.

 

[Executive Petrel]

@thegooddoctor Your dad is a naive cuck who shouldve beaten you more often when you do tard stuff. I suspect he poisoned you with lead to be his little tard boy forever. Why are you telling him about KF?

 

[Lake]

Four hours prior to your post was about midnight here, presumably he went to sleep somewhat soon afterwards. It's now 11 in the morning, so he'll likely become active again soon if he isn't already.

Check his recent activity. I'll say this for @thegooddoctor: not many would choose to try and ignore the avalanche as it buries them. A+ for autistic tenacity imao.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Hahahahahaha


His mom killed herself.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

If he's had this username and has been around here for 8 years, it's possible he legitimately can't think of what else to do.
That's his entire adult life, and with his crippling autism that's a hell of an ingrained habit to change.
No imagination, no other place on the net to go, a rigid mindset and a belief he's right may well keep him here long after even other speds would have left.

 

[LGHDR+]

If he's had this username and has been around here for 8 years, it's possible he legitimately can't think of what else to do.
That's his entire adult life, and with his crippling autism that's a hell of an ingrained habit to change.
No imagination, no other place on the net to go, a rigid mindset and a belief he's right may well keep him here long after even other speds would have left.

As @RACISM shows, this is easily checkable. We're already sitting atop a vast vein of concentrated and self-contradictory retardation in the easily accessible Search Function mine. All that's really waiting for is someone with the stomach to assemble it and date it, and you've got almost a decade of his stupidity.

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

I walk into this thread, and immediately go 'Oh, it's this guy.'

@RACISM Just wanted to let you know that you have quickly become my second favorite user after Dyn. You keep finding the content. How the hell do you find these people? I'm just waiting for Liz Dong Jones or something to make a big stink about this retards parents. I can see the headlines arleady; "FAMOUS WRITER'S SON SECRETLY USER TRANNYKILLER9000 ON HATE WEBSITE K*WIFARMS!"

 

[TVB]

Felix's dad is just like Hank Hill. He's ashamed to find out that Felix ain't right.

 

[RACISM]

We're already sitting atop a vast vein of concentrated and self-contradictory retardation in the easily accessible Search Function mine.

Indeed.

Nope, I left by the second year, and went to work in some job I agree and left after 2 months, Covid then hit and I eventually got into another art uni after a year and a half vacancy, but it was too insular and depressing because I couldn’t even go into college because of Covid rules so I was stuck doing my degree from a computer in my room for 9 months. I dropped out of that too and now I’ve in even more debt, all I can say is stay In school kiwis, so u don’t end up at a broke, twice failed art college autist who watches anime all day and lives with his parents.

Here's another blissfully ignorant one where he contradicts himself immediately afterwards.

what we do doesn’t actively make their life any worse, they chose to post embarrassing, disturbing or terrible things about themselves, people are going to mock them for that, so they only have themselves to blame. It isn’t cruel or bullying in my eyes because the true hilarity of the Internet is that, no one is ever forced to post anything. If you don’t like what people say about you or what you post, turn off the computer, it is that fucking simple and millions still don’t get understand this #1 basic rule of the Internet.

Having said that I do feel that we are rather elitist sometime and the overall tone of this site has become far too serious and up its own ass for its own good, everyone states anything as if they are the smartest person alive and never wrong on anything, they put themselves on a pedestal and it makes many users come across as quite douchey, I wish we’d stop getting mad at lolcows or politics and have more fun laughing together over funny stuff again, I miss that.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

I think the entire point of this thread was for OP to eventually show that yes, he had become too arrogant.

He wanted an example so he became one.

 

[Gengar]

I trawled through his pops' twitter out of curiosity - I have to admit, he does a good job of concealing his sons' identities even while talking about them, only referring them as either son 1/2/3, and even then he tweets of them quite sparingly. Felix, you should learn a thing or two from your dad about internet safety and powerlevelling.

He's got 3 kids from his first marriage - all sons. He seems to love them a lot, and is extremely supportive and present in their lives - maybe a little too supportive as he handheld our Felix here into a temporary job. Felix is the eldest, and up-and-coming sadboi bedroom indie musician Oscar is son number 2. Don't know son number 3, and I have no interest in finding out who he is. Anyways - I just want to say that as Oscar Lang gained a little popularity and Chris was able to tweet about his son's discography publicly, Chris Lang has started to identify his sons as "Oscar, who just released his new single", Son Number 3, and Autistic Son

Just to highlight how much of an absolute fucking cringefailure Felix is, Oscar Lang was signed by the age of 18. At the age of freakin' 15, he produced for Beabadoobee (if you don't know who that is, you're too old, sorry), which has 1 billion streams on Spotify. I mean look at his YouTube page. As much as I have (subjective) gripes with Oscar's mediocre I'm-so-sad Alex G-ripoff bedroom pop, this guy certainly knew how to use daddy's money and make himself a name and career - and a very good and respectable one at that. I'll forgive your nepo status this one time. So hats off to you, Oscar!

And Felix? Spergin' on the internet, doxmaxxin' his friend, getting into slapfights, liking diapers, and stinking it up. After watching a few of Oscar's music videos myself, I actually got second-hand embarassment after I accidentally loaded an image of Dr. Spunk. Listen - I get that a neurological condition is often setback, but KF is also full of like-autistic retards, and there is no excuse as to how you're behaving like this.

Fuck me, I used to worry if my parents would eventually see me as the failure out of the kids, thinking I'm not putting enough on my career - but you just cured my impostor syndrome. Fuck, this is so funny. The contrast is immense and terrible. Check out my son Oscar - who has produced for successful artists and is starting a career of his own - and, err, Felix, who has just finished his three-month contract in Waitrose. Fuck that's hilarious. If you think KiwiFarms is cruel, it is nothing compared to how the UK tabloids would shred your entire family to pieces if someone ever got curious enough to dig deeper. And I didn't even need to do deep digging or do some criminal shit to find this information - all I did was read your posts and your dad's very sparse Twitter. Fuck

Also, stop bumming around the house, you lazy sack of shit. Get a job.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

All I've gotten from the two drawings he provided, aside from Dr. Spunk being a diaper wearing degenerate coomer, is he hates protestants for some reason.

Well, we already know Dr. Spunk is based on "The Good Doctor" from Van Helsing. So probably, the protestants shit is just a rip-off of Alexander Anderson (who's a catholic priest, and so does not care very much for protestants. Especially in the TFS parody.)

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Well, we already know Dr. Spunk is based on "The Good Doctor" from Van Helsing. So probably, the protestants shit is just a rip-off of Alexander Anderson (who's a catholic priest, and so does not care very much for protestants. Especially in the TFS parody.)

So that means the only original thing about Dr. Spunk is that he shits his diaper and cooms a lot.

 

[RACISM]

So that means the only original thing about Dr. Spunk is that he shits his diaper and cooms a lot.

Realistically that's just his self-insert.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Realistically that's just his self-insert.

Somehow Spunkichu is more original and he's a shitpost.

Also he still hasn't logged off

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

We're already sitting atop a vast vein of concentrated and self-contradictory retardation in the easily accessible Search Function mine.

I don't think this thread will ever actually die a natural death; Nool will probably have to get annoyed over this & lock it up sooner or later

 

[Gengar]

Also he still hasn't logged off

You shouldn't feel too special. It's not only the farms who want him off the internet. I just found out they're roasting his ass on Reddit for making a mundane comment for no fucking reason



Anyways, what's the first fucking rule of Kiwifarms? Thou shalt not sign up with a username or give up information that can be traced back to you, or something? Have you not voluntarily gave up your personal email, none of this would have happened. This was all from slamming your email on Google, which produced two usernames: flang9000 and felixlang1970. You should really ask your dad on tips of how to remain anonymous on the internet. He does a way better job than you.

That being said, could you please private your Pinterest? That singular folder containing a single image of Tara Strong is giving me the creeps. No, seriously, please take your public social media accounts down. The extent of my fun is just Googling stuff - but you should know that there's other farmers out there that are way more devious sleuths, and if your email is tied to anything important, it's so over for you.



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[Admiral Throbnelius]

Reddit doesn't even want him. Do they even know about all the shit that we know of, like him being Chris Lang's son and the diaper shenanigans? Holy fucking shit, this saga keeps getting better and better. Also, @Gengar, semper fucking fi for that find. I wonder what other accounts he registered under the same name?

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

To be fair that subreddit are mostly just dumbasses who a-log over AVGN. they get so triggered if you say anything remotely positive about him even retrospectively, albeit it's still funny that he somehow became the target all picked out from some random youtube comment tho

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

Facebook here. https://www.facebook.com/felix.lang.587

What I assume to be his upcoming mugshot for doing a racism in the UK

Two girls whom I assume are his sisters because they are probably the only women who don't have a restraining order out on him for being an autistic sped besides dear old step mom, who takes pity on him the same way I would pity a retarded puppy.



Dear old dad taking vacay in france just so we know it's the real deal.



Anyone who knows how to archive cuckbook, would be much obliged if you could do that particular page.

EDIT: TheGoodDoctor, if I got anything wrong, do feel free to #correctTheRecord. This thread has been an incredibly collaborative affair, and we could'nt've done it without you buddy.