Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Press X to doubt.

Yep, most biologists aren't anti-vaxers

I'm in my early 30s, I'll probably have better chances surviving the coof (~100%) than surviving an experimental vaccine made by companies that knowingly and willingly kills people on the reg, and one being pushed by people who've openly stated people like me deserve to die.

Lol what a pussy. Afraid of getting a vaccine. I can't imagine being such a pansy

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I'm in my early 30s, I'll probably have better chances surviving the coof (~100%) than surviving an experimental vaccine made by companies that knowingly and willingly kills people on the reg, and one being pushed by people who've openly stated people like me deserve to die.

Sure you will survive the mega-deadly doom virus, but think of how many grandmas you will kill!

Get the vax so this can end, but also keep wearing your mask and social distancing as if you never got vaccinated in the first place; just trust us that Coronapanic will end if you do.

Yep, most biologists aren't anti-vaxers

Except I'm not an anti-vaxxer so fuck off with that shit

 

[Disheveled Human]

I have no allergies and never had a bad reaction to any shot I had in my life. Taking the vaccine isn't a problem its safer then choosing the other option where I contract a disease that is not fully understood. At least with the vaccines that I am going to be eligible to get uses the non-replicating virus vector rather that then getting some chink mystery disease.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Sure you will survive the mega-deadly doom virus, but think of how many grandmas you will kill!

Get the vax so this can end, but also keep wearing your mask and social distancing as if you never got vaccinated in the first place.

Except I'm not an anti-vaxxer so fuck off with that shit

Really? You seem to be arguing anti-vax points and even downplaying covid to help push your anti-vax views.

Nice try, liar. If you really are a biologist (you aren't), you're a pretty shitty one that shouldn't be employed as one

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Lol what a pussy. Afraid of getting a vaccine. I can't imagine being such a pansy

Given Big Pharma's track record, it's a good idea to hold off from taking it. You're in no position to call me a pussy since you wear a mask everywhere you go because your afraid of a virus that's not going to kill you.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Really? You seem to be arguing anti-vax points and even downplaying covid to help push your anti-vax views.

Nice try, liar. If you really are a biologist (you aren't), you're a pretty shitty one that shouldn't be employed as one

By that logic any pilot who doesn't want to fly a hastily constructed experimental airplane design is not a pilot.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Given Big Pharma's track record, it's a good idea to hold off from taking it. You're in no position to call me a pussy since you wear a mask everywhere you go because your afraid of a virus that's not going to kill you.

This might be a hard concept for you to understand since you have crippling autism and don't understand empathy, but I wear a mask to protect others in case I have it and an asymptomatic. I am very low risk for it. I am young, healthy, in shape, etc... However, not everyone is that lucky and I understand that. You, however, are unable to understand the concept of caring for others

It must suck to be so out of shape and such a pussy that you can't wear a mask without throwing a temper tantrum, though.

By that logic any pilot who doesn't want to fly a hastily constructed experimental airplane design is not a pilot.

It's not just that one, though. You're arguing the typical anti-vax viewpoints and agreeing with anti-vaxers in this thread when they talk about how bad vaccines and "BIG PHARMA!!!" are. Also, any real biologist would know how studied this vaccine was and how it wasn't rushed (particularly the Johnson and Johnson one). I can pretend to be something I am not on the internet, too, but I don't because I am not a retard like you

 

[Disheveled Human]

Really? You seem to be arguing anti-vax points and even downplaying covid to help push your anti-vax views.

Nice try, liar. If you really are a biologist (you aren't), you're a pretty shitty one that shouldn't be employed as one

Fanatical Pragmatist has been crying for like 8 months in the Wuhan megathread practically around the clock every day, the guy is no biologist if he has time to have long winded arguments and crying all the time. Simply not enough time in the day to do that dude should be doing overtime in the lab if that was the case. Even I take breaks from KF because my work weeks can be long due to the pandemic.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Sure you will survive the mega-deadly doom virus, but think of how many grandmas you will kill!

I would personally genocide a billion grandmas just to have one day resembling normalcy.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Fanatical Pragmatist has been crying for like 8 months in the Wuhan megathread practically around the clock every day, the guy is no biologist if he has time to have long winded arguments and crying all the time. Simply not enough time in the day to do that dude should be doing overtime in the lab if that was the case. Even I take breaks from KF because my work weeks can be long due to the pandemic.

He doesn't understand how the covid vaccines work and how they were tested, so if he is really a biologist, he is a god awful one and should be fired immediately.

Instead, though, he just pretends to be one on Kiwi Farms and then googles shit when he needs to try and prove he's not lying

Ironic, though, since he hates "experts" and then pretends to be an "expert" on here

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

He doesn't understand how the covid vaccines work

Niether do the people who made them.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I have no allergies and never had a bad reaction to any shot I had in my life. Taking the vaccine isn't a problem its safer then choosing the other option where I contract a disease that is not fully understood. At least with the vaccines that I am going to be eligible to get uses the non-replicating virus vector rather that then getting some chink mystery disease.

Its not a "mystery disease".
Its a species of Betacoronavirus in the Coronaviridae family.
It's been scrutinized by researchers across the world for over a year now.
Tell me what's so "mysterious" about it, leaf?

It's not just that one, though. You're arguing the typical anti-vax viewpoints and agreeing with anti-vaxers in this thread when they talk about how bad vaccines and "BIG PHARMA!!!" are. Also, any real biologist would know how studied this vaccine was and how it wasn't rushed (particularly the Johnson and Johnson one). I can pretend to be something I am not on the internet, too, but I don't because

Except for the points where I sung praise to the smallpox vaccine, point out that I've been vaccinated against Yellow Fever, etc. etc.
But please go ask your Facebook Doctors for some more sick burns

I am not a retard like you

You are a retard but you aren't like me.

 

[Disheveled Human]

He doesn't understand how the covid vaccines work and how they were tested, so if he is really a biologist, he is a god awful one and should be fired immediately.

Instead, though, he just pretends to be one on Kiwi Farms and then googles shit when he needs to try and prove he's not lying

I mean enough people have been vaccinated over the course of 6 months more than a lot of long term trials due to the circumstances. Sure the long term data isn't solid on them but you can say the same thing for the virus itself and its many varients. No matter how you slice it you are between a rock and a hard place, either get the jab or potentially contract chink aids. It's not like people are flush with options at this point in time unless you don't work or travel.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Its not a "mystery disease".
Its a species of Betacoronavirus in the Coronaviridae family.
It's been scrutinized by researchers across the world for over a year now.
Tell me what's so "mysterious" about it, leaf?

Lol so you trust that we know all about covid and its long term effects but not the vaccine? Yeah, a real biologist here folks! You even googled a bit about it there to sound smart

Except for the points where I sung praise to the smallpox vaccine, point out that I've been vaccinated against Yellow Fever, etc. etc.
But please go ask your Facebook Doctors for some more sick burns

Wow, lip service to one of the most successful vaccines out there. You sure are pro-vaccine! You just instead do that lip service so you can then shit talk other vaccines with shit you googled from right-wing conspiracy blogs.

You are a retard but you aren't like me.

Says the guy who took a biology class in high school and now pretends to be a biologist on the internet. Real biologists understand how the covid vaccine works (and the differences between them) and how they were studied.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Its not a "mystery disease".
Its a species of Betacoronavirus in the Coronaviridae family.
It's been scrutinized by researchers across the world for over a year now.
Tell me what's so "mysterious" about it, leaf?

New varients keep popping up that are not fully understood. The concept of Long Covid exists. I don't care what you do personally, this thread is about if people are getting the shot or not. Not if you think its some sort of government operation to fuck with us.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

New varients keep popping up that are not fully understood. The concept of Long Covid exists. I don't care what you do personally, this thread is about if people are getting the shot or not. Not if you think its some sort of government operation to fuck with us.

It's amazing how I am not even close to being a biologist yet even I can see how full of shit he is

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

I have no reason to urgently get vaccinated, so I'd wait on getting one myself. Everyone in my life who's in a high-risk group has already been vaccinated, and I'm not in any high-risk group, so I'm not putting myself or those in my life at risk by holding off on getting it.

The fact that you can't even take legal action against the vaccine company if their vaccine causes complications that result in permanent injury/death doesn't exactly fill me with confidence.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I have no reason to urgently get vaccinated, so I'd wait on getting one myself. Everyone in my life who's in a high-risk group has already been vaccinated, and I'm not in any high-risk group, so I'm not putting myself or those in my life at risk by holding off on getting it.

The fact that you can't even take legal action against the vaccine company if their vaccine causes complications that result in permanent injury/death doesn't exactly fill me with confidence.

They do that because it's in the public's best interest for public health (despite what our fake biologist says) for people to get vaccinated and the government doesn't want pharmaceutical companies to not make vaccines to avoid liability.

 

[Reginald Fairfield]

It's available in some areas. I am getting that one later this week (first one that was available to me)

Let me guess, you FUCKING love science

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Let me guess, you FUCKING love science

I do like science. Without science, I wouldn't be on here making fun of you autistic spazes