Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

I've had 1 booster, as recommended by the CDC. I know you anti-vaxers are inept at math and keep tardraging about boosters, but is 1 really that high of a number?

Also, I know you guys are inept at science in general, but you do know that nearly every vaccine has boosters, right? Oh, wait, no you don't because you get your science from Republican facebook memes.

Jeez, tensions really are running high in this thread. I was only asking because I thought it'd be fun to calculate your probability of surviving the 5G poisoning.

I've seen a 10% probability of death/complications thrown around in this thread. For now, let's just assume that the Republican Facebook memes are 100% correct for no other reason than it's fun to see how you and others have defied the odds with each booster.

So, for 1 vaccine and 1 booster, I believe we can simply calculate your odds of 5G survival at (0.90)^2 or 81%. I guess if you got 2 doses, then your odds of survival would be (0.90)^3 or ~73%.

Kinda sad you didn't take more boosters to really defy the 5G odds. You could always get the Omicron booster to defy death even more. I'm sure @Badungus Kabungus is also on board with this fun idea. The way I see it, you both get to win: you get to dunk on Badungus for your impressive ability to survive the 5G and Badungus gets to roll the cosmic dice to take you out of the picture once and for all.

Does anyone in this thread have 4 boosters and the 2 dose vaccine? Because, apparently, your survival odds are about a coin toss: ~48%. It might be cool to see how many have survived the cosmic 5G coin toss.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jeez, tensions really are running high in this thread. I was only asking because I thought it'd be fun to calculate your probability of surviving the 5G poisoning.

I've seen a 10% probability of death/complications thrown around in this thread. For now, let's just assume that the Republican Facebook memes are 100% correct for no other reason than it's fun to see how you and others have defied the odds with each booster.

So, for 1 vaccine and 1 booster, I believe we can simply calculate your odds of 5G survival at (0.90)^2 or 81%. I guess if you got 2 doses, then your odds of survival would be (0.90)^3 or ~73%.

Kinda sad you didn't take more boosters to really defy the 5G odds. You could always get the Omicron booster to defy death even more. I'm sure @Badungus Kabungus is also on board with this fun idea. The way I see it, you both get to win: you get to dunk on Badungus for your impressive ability to survive the 5G and Badungus gets to roll the cosmic dice to take you out of the picture once and for all.

Does anyone in this thread have 4 boosters and the 2 dose vaccine? Because, apparently, your survival odds are about a coin toss: ~48%. It might be cool to see how many have survived the cosmic 5G coin toss.

You didn't answer the question. Would you get the booster when your doctor tells you to? If not, what makes you think your uneducated simpleton ass knows more about this than he does?

Your whole life philosophy is "I'm so infantile and insecure that I cannot be trusted with making my own decisions, need an authority figure to tell me how to live life" and you're proud of it for some reason.

What if the largest experiment on human beings in history is a failure?

A report from an Indiana life insurance company raises serious concerns.

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You're an uneducated simpleton yet you think you know more about a virus and vaccine than doctors
You think being a boomer that believes everything on Facebook and /pol/ makes you know more than they do about what they study for a living

It's funny how obsessed you Joe Rogan fanboy boomers are with Malone. He did some very preliminary research on mRNA vaccines and now is grifting you anti-vax retards by telling you he is the inventor of it. We know you are an impressionable autistic boomer so you believe everything that your GOP overlords tell you to, but he really isn't the inventor of it.

It's almost like the 'vaccine' doesn't do shit. Oh wait... Yeah even the fags still pushing the fake vax are admitting that it doesn't actually stop you from getting the coof.

I know you have crippling autism which makes you unable to comprehend how percentages work, but just because something isn't 100% effective doesn't mean it's 0% effective. Next time you talk with your case worker ask her about it.

 

[AnOminous]

You could always get the Omicron booster to defy death even more.

There is no "omicron booster," dumbass.

 

[JamusActimus]

If the CDC and my doctor recommended it. Would you? Or are you one of those uneducated simpletons who thinks you know more about a virus and vaccine than your doctor and medical scientists?

If my doctor says so is not really a good answer.
Murder is a negative thing by itself not because the bible/law says so.

I took 3 doses but I not convinced a forth one will have a good reward/risk ratio.

I took the third because some studies showed it was effective vs the new variants and I was in contact with a lot of people at that time.
If there's not a new vaccine for the variants I don't plan on taking any more doses

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

CDC: 61% of Teenagers Hospitalized for COVID-19 Had Obesity

A new study of 915 childhood COVID-19 hospitalizations found that most involved underlying conditions.

reason.com

You didn't answer the question. Would you get the booster when your doctor tells you to? If not, what makes you think your uneducated simpleton ass knows more about this than he does?


You're an uneducated simpleton yet you think you know more about a virus and vaccine than doctors
You think being a boomer that believes everything on Facebook and /pol/ makes you know more than they do about what they study for a living

It's funny how obsessed you Joe Rogan fanboy boomers are with Malone. He did some very preliminary research on mRNA vaccines and now is grifting you anti-vax retards by telling you he is the inventor of it. We know you are an impressionable autistic boomer so you believe everything that your GOP overlords tell you to, but he really isn't the inventor of it.


I know you have crippling autism which makes you unable to comprehend how percentages work, but just because something isn't 100% effective doesn't mean it's 0% effective. Next time you talk with your case worker ask her about it.

Lol, keep coping, you colossal piece of shit.

Feeling that chest tightness again? Mystery aches in your left arm? Out of breath after walking up stairs? Feeling confused, forgetting names of friends and relatives? Don't worry, that just means the clown shot is working.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If my doctor says so is not really a good answer.
Murder is a negative thing by itself not because the bible/law says so.

I took 3 doses but I not convinced a forth one will have a good reward/risk ratio.

I took the third because some studies showed it was effective vs the new variants and I was in contact with a lot of people at that time.
If there's not a new vaccine for the variants I don't plan on taking any more doses

Murder? Where are all these people who are dead from the vaccine? Billions have had them so there should be tens of millions dead.

And yes, doing what your doctor says with regards to your health is indeed a good answer. What makes you think you know more than they do?

CDC: 61% of Teenagers Hospitalized for COVID-19 Had Obesity

A new study of 915 childhood COVID-19 hospitalizations found that most involved underlying conditions.

reason.com

Lol, keep coping, you colossal piece of shit.

Feeling that chest tightness again? Mystery aches in your left arm? Out of breath after walking up stairs? Feeling confused, forgetting names of friends and relatives? Don't worry, that just means the clown shot is working.

Ironic that the uneducated retard who thinks the vaccine is killing people is calling someone else confused.

So what makes you think you know more about this subject than doctors and scientists? Do you actually believe that being an impressionable, autistic boomer and believing everything that your fellow Republicans tells you means you know more than doctors and scientists?

Where are all these people who are dead from the vaccine? It should be easy for you to prove since billions have gotten it.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Murder? Where are all these people who are dead from the vaccine? Billions have had them so there should be tens of millions dead.

And yes, doing what your doctor says with regards to your health is indeed a good answer. What makes you think you know more than they do?


Ironic that the uneducated retard who thinks the vaccine is killing people is calling someone else confused.

So what makes you think you know more about this subject than doctors and scientists? Do you actually believe that being an impressionable, autistic boomer and believing everything that your fellow Republicans tells you means you know more than doctors and scientists?

Where are all these people who are dead from the vaccine? It should be easy for you to prove since billions have gotten it.

The really funny part will come when @Hollywood Hulk Hogan goes to the doctor complaining of chest pains that started happening for like, no reason at all, and the doctor happens to be another covidian cultist who calls him a paranoid antivaxxer and sends him home, telling him to walk it off and stop panicking.

Hulk pictured:

 

[AnOminous]

Murder? Where are all these people who are dead from the vaccine? Billions have had them so there should be tens of millions dead.

Remember the thirty gorillion.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Remember the thirty gorillion.

Cope more, fatty. The 40% increase in cancer rates in 2021 happened for what, no reason?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Cope more, fatty. The 40% increase in cancer rates in 2021 happened for what, no reason?

Source?

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The really funny part will come when @Hollywood Hulk Hogan goes to the doctor complaining of chest pains that started happening for like, no reason at all, and the doctor happens to be another covidian cultist who calls him a paranoid antivaxxer and sends him home, telling him to walk it off and stop panicking.

Hulk pictured:
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It's cute when obese Republican boomers like you call others fat. We all know you have crippling autism and spend all day reading 4chan, which has not only intensified your impressionability but also made you a fat fuck with no social skills. You also think that reading Facebook memes shared by your fellow boomers has given you more medical knowledge than doctors and medical scientists.

So come on, where are all these dead people? You can admit you were wrong like you were when you lost your life savings to the pump and dump scheme. A normal person would stop believing everything they read online after losing their life savings to a guy on 4chan, but you apparently have an especially debilitating kind of autism.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Source?


It's cute when obese Republican boomers like you call others fat. We all know you have crippling autism and spend all day reading 4chan, which has not only intensified your impressionability but also made you a fat fuck with no social skills. You also think that reading Facebook memes shared by your fellow boomers has given you more medical knowledge than doctors and medical scientists.

So come on, where are all these dead people? You can admit you were wrong like you were when you lost your life savings to the pump and dump scheme. A normal person would stop believing everything they read online after losing their life savings to a guy on 4chan, but you apparently have an especially debilitating kind of autism.

Why should I provide sources to some illiterate brainwashed cultist suffering from mass formation psychosis? You need electroshock treatment, not sources. Besides, we tried providing you sources earlier and you couldn't read them due to your crippling illiteracy.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Why should I provide sources to some illiterate brainwashed cultist suffering from mass formation psychosis? You need electroshock treatment, not sources. Besides, we tried providing you sources earlier and you couldn't read them due to your crippling illiteracy.

So you got no sources that aren't Q drops or boomer Facebook memes. Got it.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

So you got no sources that aren't Q drops or boomer Facebook memes. Got it.

Lol Hulk trying to cope with "muh sources" as if he could read.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Lol Hulk trying to cope with "muh sources" as if he could read.

Says the uneducated retard who thinks that reading boomer Facebook memes and Q posts makes him know more than doctors and med scientists about a virus and vaccine

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Says the uneducated retard who thinks that reading boomer Facebook memes and Q posts makes him know more than doctors and med scientists about a virus and vaccine

Lol, here you go.

Interested in Losing Weight? | Nutrition.gov

Get practical step-by-step assistance for long-term weight control.

www.nutrition.gov

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Lol, here you go.

Interested in Losing Weight? | Nutrition.gov

Get practical step-by-step assistance for long-term weight control.

www.nutrition.gov

That doesn't say anything about the claims you made.

I am in good physical shape, no idea why you're projecting your obesity onto me. Your mom told me you're insecure about being a fat ass simpleton.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

That doesn't say anything about the claims you made.

I am in good physical shape, no idea why you're projecting your obesity onto me. Your mom told me you're insecure about being a fat ass simpleton.

Oops, wrong link. Meant to send this one. Good luck!

Info for Families, Living with ASD | Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)

Finding resources and planning for the future can help families improve their quality of life living with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD).

www.cdc.gov

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Oops, wrong link. Meant to send this one. Good luck!

Info for Families, Living with ASD | Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)

Finding resources and planning for the future can help families improve their quality of life living with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD).

www.cdc.gov

I am glad you finally started researching the condition afflicting your brain. I am proud of you. Maybe now you'll start to not believe everything you read on the internet. Your mom was really sad when she heard you lost your life savings to a 4chan scam

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I am glad you finally started researching the condition afflicting your brain. I am proud of you. Maybe now you'll start to not believe everything you read on the internet. Your mom was really sad when she heard you lost your life savings to a 4chan scam

I found some curious research that shows a lot of parallels to your responses in this thread. Is your IQ between 50 and 70?

https://hartleylab.wiscweb.wisc.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/149/2017/06/2005-PerceptionsOfStressAndCopingStrategiesAmongAdultsWMildMentalRetardation.pdf

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I found some curious research that shows a lot of parallels to your responses in this thread. Is your IQ between 50 and 70?

https://hartleylab.wiscweb.wisc.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/149/2017/06/2005-PerceptionsOfStressAndCopingStrategiesAmongAdultsWMildMentalRetardation.pdf

The uneducated simpleton who thinks that he knows more about a virus doctors and scientists is calling someone else retarded. That's adorable.