Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

can't be anti-vax if it isn't really a vaccine to begin with : ) they had to literally change the definition of what a vaccine is in order for it to qualify. it's a therapeutic.

I'm all for the measles vaccine, the polio vaccine, etc... yknow, vaccines that are well researched and actually prevent contraction of the illness they're designed for. unfortunately there is no true covid vaccine, or an injection that's been researched long enough to justify a mandate

Lol it's cute how you anti-vax tards keep spouting that. Yes, it's all a conspiracy, proven by the fact that Webster's updated their dictionary. Even for an uneducated 2021 join date you're a retard

I know you have crippling autism and spend too much time on /pol/ and other conspiracy sites, but you do know that just because something isn't 100% effective doesn't mean it's 0% effective, right? I understand that's a sign of debilitating autism, so thank you for confirming your autism.

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Nah Dude. I know full well that you're 100% right about Herd Immunity. You're also right that the 6 gorrillion vaccine holocaust is a Boomer Facebook meme. I'm not afraid to acknowledge when you're objectively correct about something.

As an exercise in fun, if the vaccine actually had killed off an entire holocaust worth of people, 4 billion people have been vaccinated worldwide means the odds of dying to the vaccine are 0.15%. COVID-19 has killed 5.5 million people worldwide and virtually the entire global population is guaranteed to have caught it at this point, so the definitive, no kidding average death rate is 0.07%. This means that, if the Boomer Facebook meme turns out to be true in the future, it'll be about twice as deadly as the coof itself.

I don't think everyone has had it yet, given that a lot of people are getting it for the first time from omicron.

 

[AnOminous]

At this point we really do need a HHH bingo card, but first he needs to come up with more retorts than "/pol/ user" "tardrage" "rightwinger" "trump cultist" "muh doctor says" and "qanon" to make it effective.

That sounds like something a manlet would say.

 

[catinasock]

Lol it's cute how you anti-vax tards keep spouting that. Yes, it's all a conspiracy, proven by the fact that Webster's updated their dictionary. Even for an uneducated 2021 join date you're a retard

stop putting words in my mouth please. even the autistic kids i work with don't jump to conclusions as fast as you

i never said it's all a conspiracy. i said it doesn't fit the classic definition of a vaccine, therefore you can't truly call someone who chooses not to take it anti-vax. keep gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing bestie

perhaps you didn't read my initial take on the matter: do what you want, don't tell me what to do

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

stop putting words in my mouth please. even the autistic kids i work with don't jump to conclusions as fast as you

i never said it's all a conspiracy. i said it doesn't fit the classic definition of a vaccine, therefore you can't truly call someone who chooses not to take it anti-vax. keep gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing bestie

perhaps you didn't read my initial take on the matter: do what you want, don't tell me what to do

It does fit the definition of a vaccine, though. Just because you are a good little GOP simp who believes Boomer facebook memes doesn't make that the case.

That sounds like something a manlet would say.

The uneducated simpletons who claim to know more about a virus than medical scientists and doctors are gonna be upset you used the m-word

 

[Lumpy.Nuala]

It does fit the definition of a vaccine, though. Just because you are a good little GOP simp who believes Boomer facebook memes doesn't make that the case.

Didn't you say yesterday you had a busy weekend planned?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Didn't you say yesterday you had a busy weekend planned?

Yep, about to leave but waiting for my girlfriend to get ready so wasting time on here

 

[AnOminous]

stop putting words in my mouth please.

He should definitely apologize for that and replace those words with his dick, because you're much more used to dicks in your mouth than words.

 

[Sithis]

Yet another person I know just recovered from covid despite not getting the jab. Dudes a lifelong smoker too. Truly, this pandemic will be the end of us all!

 

[redcent]

Yet another person I know just recovered from covid despite not getting the jab. Dudes a lifelong smoker too. Truly, this pandemic will be the end of us all!

Goes to show how shit New York air pollution is, I heard people there were carking it from covid so much there's a mass grave of them on hart island.

But hey, some people can recover from deadly diseases, whaddoyaknow! Let's go to the Congo and stick our dicks in everyone chucking up blood.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Like I said, I don't swing that way. I know that kills your fantasy, but sorry.

Sure ya don't, Buttigieg simp.

waiting for my girlfriend to get ready so wasting time on here

Make sure she tucks in her dick before you guys leave. We still live in a world where right wing extremists hunt ladyboys for sport.

 

[AnOminous]

Goes to show how shit New York air pollution is, I heard people there were carking it from covid so much there's a mass grave of them on hart island.

But hey, some people can recover from deadly diseases, whaddoyaknow! Let's go to the Congo and stick our dicks in everyone chucking up blood.

I drove to the store without a seatbelt and I didn't die, therefore nobody should ever wear seatbelts.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I drove to the store without a seatbelt and I didn't die, therefore nobody should ever wear seatbelts.

Now do one for diapers instead of seat belts.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

stop putting words in my mouth please. even the autistic kids i work with don't jump to conclusions as fast as you

i never said it's all a conspiracy. i said it doesn't fit the classic definition of a vaccine, therefore you can't truly call someone who chooses not to take it anti-vax. keep gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing bestie

perhaps you didn't read my initial take on the matter: do what you want, don't tell me what to do

Does having a Belle Delphine pfp make their opinion matter more or less than an anime avatar? I'm going with less.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Now do one for diapers instead of seat belts.

Your autism is so bad you have to wear diapers? Jeez, no wonder you fell for that pump and dump scam and lost all your money to it.

Sure ya don't, Buttigieg simp.

Unlike you GOPers, I can vote for a politician and not want to have sex with him like you tards do with Trump

 

[Wormy]

Wellp, I got the coof.

Now we wait....

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Your autism is so bad you have to wear diapers? Jeez, no wonder you fell for that pump and dump scam and lost all your money to it.


Unlike you GOPers, I can vote for a politician and not want to have sex with him like you tards do with Trump

It's 2022 and amazingly enough I still find it hilarious how angry you fat speds get every time someone criticizes your gay little covid cult. Didn't think that your angry kvetching would still be so funny and satisfying after a year and a half, but hey, way to prove me wrong.

The salt-a in your posts, it's-a perfection. *chef's kiss*

 

[JambledUpWords]

Come ot think of it, I don't think schoolbusses ever had seatbelts

They don’t, but they generally stick to residential areas where the speed is 25 mph most of the time. You don’t see school buses on highways.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's 2022 and amazingly enough I still find it hilarious how angry you fat speds get every time someone criticizes your gay little covid cult. Didn't think that your angry kvetching would still be so funny and satisfying after a year and a half, but hey, way to prove me wrong.

The salt-a in your posts, it's-a perfection. *chef's kiss*
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You're the obese autist who claims to know more than doctors and scientists about a virus, yet was stupid enough to legitimately lose your life savings to a 4chan crypto pump and dump scam and you fell for QAnon

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Yet another person I know just recovered from covid despite not getting the jab. Dudes a lifelong smoker too. Truly, this pandemic will be the end of us all!

I've been trying to catch the coof for the last three weeks and nothing so far. Few of my buddies at the range had it and nobody was wearing masks because it's not a gay club, I still didn't get it. Then I ended up sitting in an ice fishing shack for 5 hours with someone who had it, still nothing. Seems only way to catch Omicron is to take the clown shot and then wait six months.

You're the obese autist who claims to know more than doctors and scientists about a virus, yet was stupid enough to legitimately lose your life savings to a 4chan crypto pump and dump scam and you fell for QAnon

Ahh delicious. Tell me more, tell me how I should care that you fat vaxxed losers are now ending up in the hospital, and how you're totally not angry about it. Tell me everything, I need your suffering for nourishment.

 

[ShitInMyMouth]

I've had two shots of pure party of Davos autism so far. Getting my booster soon. It's the choice of doing that and going on holiday to my favourite countries again, or not and losing my mind spending the rest of my life entirely online until I utterly lose the last of my marbles and start screeching about Jews.