Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Except he is only tardraging about the mRNA vaccine because, in his own words, they aren't giving him money for his "inventing" it. You are just another uneducated, gullible, autistic Republican though so of course you're buying the conspiracy theory.
No he isn't, because unlike you, I actually watched his interview and he has legitimate concerns about long term health risks caused by this vaccine. You are just another uneducated, gullible, autistic Democrat though so of course you're buying into a journalist's interpretation of that interview instead of watching it for yourself.
Again, I know you are proudly uneducated and inept at math, but the number of people who died from covid is way higher than 4100. Again, I know you admit to being uneducated and hating people who are educated, but 4100 is a lot fewer than 800,000. Even someone as retarded as you should know that.
Come on, you claim the vaccine is super duper deadly. Where are these tens of millions dead? If you can't produce this, you're admitting I am right and you're wrong, as per usual
Again, I know you're profoundly delusional and accept everything served to you by the news media complex, but hospitals have a financial incentive to overreport Covid deaths so the numbers are all fudged & unreliable.
It's cute when you steal my insults because your diseased, simpleton brain can't come up with your own. You are seriously a gullible retard. You believe everything one of your fellow GOPers posts on Twitter and Reddit, but you don't believe anything the media tells you to because the obese, elderly conman who you want to have sex with told you not to.
And you refuse to believe what a scientist tells you because your deluded diseased brain will only believe what a dementia ridden pedophile who you want to have sex with told you.
Awww, again you're stealing my insults. It's cute that you show all the signs of autism but you call others autistic.
Pot, meet kettle.
And again, I know having a diseased brain you can't understand context, but someone who is a true journalist and not just posting under an anonymous username is under scrutiny for libel laws and other repercussions.
LMAO libel laws are stringent and only apply in the strictest circumstances where the lie can be proven to have caused harm to the person spoken about.
Lol it's cute when your uneducated, simpleton ass tries to do autistic gotchas.
Every last one of your posts is an autistic gotcha, so the shoe fits.
1. You can't understand percentages. Anything that isn't 100% is automatically 0%. That is a telltale sign of autism.
2. You can't handle context. You legit think "Appeal to authority" between science and legal authority is the same. I don't know if that's a sign of autism or just being very low IQ, but you obviously have both
1. You think in a rigid pattern of repetition where you just regurgitate the same insults over & over.
2. You grossly misunderstand what anyone says to you & pretend it's something it's not.
3. This whole "100% or 0%" rhetoric is just an autistic talking point in and of itself you invented as a strawman to argue against because you can't comprehend what's actually being said to you.
3. You automatically believe everything you read on the internet. Being very impressionable and gullible is a telltale sign of autism.
Wait, if I believe everything I read on the internet then why am I unwilling to listen to journalists who are all over the Internet? That assertion doesn't make any sense.
Again, I realize you have crippling autism, which is why you live on disability and are very impressionable, but Rogan likely wouldn't shut up so the doc prescribed him ivermectin just to shut him up. The studies that showed it worked used literally falsified data. Do you want me to give you a source? It's not from 4chan or a random post on reddit, so you might not believe it, but it's from the bbc: https://www.bbc.com/news/health-58170809
I read this whole thing and at no point do they link to any sources for their claims, this shit could be fabricated whole cloth for all you knew and you wouldn't second guess it because you accept the news blindly regardless of how it's presented or where it comes from because you're an overtly trusting autist who questions nothing presented to you by the anchor man on the boomer tube.
You're the one saying 99% of doctors and scientists are wrong and that you know more than they do, despite you being uneducated and hating education.
And yet when it's a scientist that's saying something you disagree with you're suddenly anti-science and confer to the authority of journalists to prove a scientist wrong because in your rigid autistic thinking you can't accept it because it defies what you're diseased brain already accepted to be true & thus can't break away from that preprogrammed truth. When a doctor prescribes ivermectin to a patient, that doctor suddenly becomes a quack because daddy journalist says it couldn't be what worked despite failing to cite sources to studies he claims really happened, but when Joe Rogan threatened libel suits daddy journalist clammed up.
Look, I know you're embarrassed about being an uneducated, low-IQ simpleton who falls for every grifter there is, but you should be more skeptical.
This is fucking rich coming from you, believing everything a journalist has to tell you over what a scientist says because the journalist says what you want to hear and not the scientist.
 
Which cities, countries, or other communities have eradicated COVID thanks to the vaccine? You know, like how smallpox became unknown in communities with a high rate of vaccination. Given that Twitter mods have confirmed over and over that the vaccine is 100% safe & effective, and there are plenty of places in the world not full of science-hating Trumptards, we must have a few examples already.
COVID isn't like smallpox or polio where there aren't animal vectors where it can hide. Smallpox is totally obliterated and polio nearly obliterated (other than in shitholes like Afghanistan and Pakistan) because of their rare characteristics. The flu isn't gone either and we vaccinate for that, and having a flu shot greatly decreases your chance of getting it, spreading it, or having severely bad outcomes from it.

How do people not know this? Eventually COVID is likely to end up like this, with some weaksauce variant that spreads a lot being the dominant strain.
 
COVID isn't like smallpox or polio where there aren't animal vectors where it can hide. Smallpox is totally obliterated and polio nearly obliterated (other than in shitholes like Afghanistan and Pakistan) because of their rare characteristics. The flu isn't gone either and we vaccinate for that, and having a flu shot greatly decreases your chance of getting it, spreading it, or having severely bad outcomes from it.
But Covid is zoonotic so no amount of vaccination was ever going to terminate it anyway so this obsession with everyone getting vaccinated anyway was retarded because it was always destined to mutate & become like the flu. Hell, it wasn't even as deadly as the Spanish flu was when it first broke.
 
But Covid is zoonotic so no amount of vaccination was ever going to terminate it anyway so this obsession with everyone getting vaccinated anyway was retarded because it was always destined to mutate & become like the flu. Hell, it wasn't even as deadly as the Spanish flu was when it first broke.
So is the flu. Why do you think some of them are called swine flu or bird flu? It was still a good idea to encourage vaccination, and even mandate it in some cases, much as the flu vaccine has been mandated in some cases, like people working in healthcare with vulnerable populations.

It is, or possibly was, considerably worse than the flu.
 
So is the flu. Why do you think some of them are called swine flu or bird flu? It was still a good idea to encourage vaccination, and even mandate it in some cases, much as the flu vaccine has been mandated in some cases, like people working in healthcare with vulnerable populations.
One thing that was never a good idea was politicizing it.

"Oh it's the Trump vaccine, that makes it poison and I will never take it!"
It is, or possibly was, considerably worse than the flu.
lol no it wasn't, the Spanish flu killed young men in droves, Covid couldn't kill Steve Assanti.
 
The flu isn't gone either and we vaccinate for that, and having a flu shot greatly decreases your chance of getting it, spreading it, or having severely bad outcomes from it.
The flu shot isn't a mRNA jab, The flu shot was mostly used on old people. I don't know a single person below the age of 60 that had a flu shot or was recommended a flu shot.

The flu shot took over 12 years to create and test, not a single vaccine available was created in less than 10 years, these COVID mRNA jabs were rushed out in 6 months without long term studies.

Branch Covidians try to piggyback ride on other vaccines to justify these mRNA jabs when in reality they are nothing alike. These covid jabs are the thalidomide/contergan of vaccines, praised safe and effective by scientists, doctors and the media and it took four years and a single person at the FDA to raise the red flag and connect the birth defects, side effects and deaths to the drug
 
The flu shot isn't a mRNA jab, The flu shot was mostly used on old people. I don't know a single person below the age of 60 that had a flu shot or was recommended a flu shot.

The flu shot took over 12 years to create and test, not a single vaccine available was created in less than 10 years, these COVID mRNA jabs were rushed out in 6 months without long term studies.

Branch Covidians try to piggyback ride on other vaccines to justify these mRNA jabs when in reality they are nothing alike. These covid jabs are the thalidomide/contergan of vaccines, praised safe and effective by scientists, doctors and the media and it took four years and a single person at the FDA to raise the red flag and connect the birth defects, side effects and deaths to the drug
Imagine thinking every country deploying mRNA jabs want high amounts of birth defects in their populations. It would honestly be better to kill people who got the vaccine then create gross amounts of expensive hospital care. What a fucking retarded comment that should piss off any capitalist.
 
I am just glad that the best treatment to this disease is just oxygen therapy, if this shit hit like 500 years ago there would be a disgusting amount of dead bodies. Idiots will say Ivermectin and HCQ are the best treatments.

Where are all the dead bodies of homeless people who aren't fat and old, did they all just magically escape getting covid in 2020 pre-vaccine?

Why are there so many people (practically 100% for those not old and fat) who survived covid without 'oxygen therapy?'
 
Where are all the dead bodies of homeless people who aren't fat and old, did they all just magically escape getting covid in 2020 pre-vaccine?

Why are there so many people (practically 100% for those not old and fat) who survived covid without 'oxygen therapy?'
What do homeless people have to do with it? They go to the hospital like everyone else. Why do you assume nobody who has issues with covid is not being treated with oxygen im pretty sure its the standardized treatment globally and has been since the begining. If you do not end up in the hospital then you don't need any treatment its not bad enough.
 
The flu shot isn't a mRNA jab, The flu shot was mostly used on old people. I don't know a single person below the age of 60 that had a flu shot or was recommended a flu shot.

The flu shot took over 12 years to create and test, not a single vaccine available was created in less than 10 years, these COVID mRNA jabs were rushed out in 6 months without long term studies.

Branch Covidians try to piggyback ride on other vaccines to justify these mRNA jabs when in reality they are nothing alike. These covid jabs are the thalidomide/contergan of vaccines, praised safe and effective by scientists, doctors and the media and it took four years and a single person at the FDA to raise the red flag and connect the birth defects, side effects and deaths to the drug
Isn't the J&J jab more similar to a flu shot and that's why it's only one dose?
 
Imagine thinking every country deploying mRNA jabs want high amounts of birth defects in their populations. It would honestly be better to kill people who got the vaccine then create gross amounts of expensive hospital care. What a fucking retarded comment that should piss off any capitalist.
Imagine thinking you are worth something to a politician and that their care extends beyond the kickbacks they get from the industry they sell you to.
 
Imagine thinking you are worth something to a politician and that their care extends beyond the kickbacks they get from the industry they sell you to.
I mean I agree with you they do not care, what they do care about is your dying ass showing up in hospitals and costing them more money then they could be making hocking vaccines to the public. It's not fucking complicated unless you think healthcare is a free and fun venture the government likes to pay for.
 
I mean I agree with you they do not care, what they do care about is your dying ass showing up in hospitals and costing them more money then they could be making hocking vaccines to the public. It's not fucking complicated unless you think healthcare is a free and fun venture the government likes to pay for.
Hospitals don't care because they get paid for COVID patients and deaths, The government does not pay it, we the taxpayer do. Why would you think they care more about hospital costs than they do about the trillions they sign away in national debt without blinking an eye. But i don't think this is the place people should discuss government corruption, my point was to highlight how you can't compare the mRNA jab to other vaccines in terms of safety and effectiveness.
 
Hospitals don't care because they get paid for COVID patients and deaths, The government does not pay it, we the taxpayer do.
Yeah but that is money that could be placed into the governments pockets. They already take our money and mismanage it. Why would they want to lose some of that profit and hurt their population? It just doesn't add up to me; again argument makes no sense from a capitalist or even a communist standpoint. No government type wants to waste money and hurt their population that is just plain retarded.
 
Imagine thinking every country deploying mRNA jabs want high amounts of birth defects in their populations. It would honestly be better to kill people who got the vaccine then create gross amounts of expensive hospital care. What a fucking retarded comment that should piss off any capitalist.
Anti-vaxers aren't known for being logical or intelligent.

Hospitals don't care because they get paid for COVID patients and deaths, The government does not pay it, we the taxpayer do. Why would you think they care more about hospital costs than they do about the trillions they sign away in national debt without blinking an eye. But i don't think this is the place people should discuss government corruption, my point was to highlight how you can't compare the mRNA jab to other vaccines in terms of safety and effectiveness.
Lol the small amount they get from that isn't much. They still come out way behind on it. I know you anti-vaxers have a well-deserved reputation for being inept at math, but you do know they make a lot more money from other services than covid payments, right? Also, I know you're an uneducated retard, but you do know that shit gets audited by CMS, right?

No he isn't, because unlike you, I actually watched his interview and he has legitimate concerns about long term health risks caused by this vaccine. You are just another uneducated, gullible, autistic Democrat though so of course you're buying into a journalist's interpretation of that interview instead of watching it for yourself.
Lol no, he just started that shit when he wasn't getting money from it. He didn't give a shit about it until recently when he realized he wasn't getting paid. You're just a good little GOP boomer, though, so you love your conmen.
Again, I know you're profoundly delusional and accept everything served to you by the news media complex, but hospitals have a financial incentive to overreport Covid deaths so the numbers are all fudged & unreliable.
I know you're inept at math and live off SSDI so you have no idea how the real world works, but you do know that hospitals make a fuckton more money from other things than covid patients, right? Hospitals are losing tons of money from covid as opposed to "business as usual".
And you refuse to believe what a scientist tells you because your deluded diseased brain will only believe what a dementia ridden pedophile who you want to have sex with told you.
And I explained to you how he's just assmad that he's not getting paid. It's cute how your diseased brain has to steal my insults, though. It's really adorable. It's like when a 2 year old copies their parent. Except the 2 year old is smarter than you

LMAO libel laws are stringent and only apply in the strictest circumstances where the lie can be proven to have caused harm to the person spoken about.
Not for journalists, and if you can prove someone is lying, you can sue them. They also have their reputation to worry about. PAtriotTrumpLover88 has no need to worry about those things, but you are autistic so thus you believe everything your boomer overlords tell you to.

1. You think in a rigid pattern of repetition where you just regurgitate the same insults over & over.
2. You grossly misunderstand what anyone says to you & pretend it's something it's not.
3. This whole "100% or 0%" rhetoric is just an autistic talking point in and of itself you invented as a strawman to argue against because you can't comprehend what's actually being said to you.
Lol you're so autistic, dude. You just won't admit it on here. You show all the signs of autism and being low IQ.

Wait, if I believe everything I read on the internet then why am I unwilling to listen to journalists who are all over the Internet? That assertion doesn't make any sense.
You believe everything your GOP overlords tell you to. You're a good little Republican who does whatever the GOP tells him to. You have crippling autism which has turned you into a boomer who believes everything they tell him to.

I read this whole thing and at no point do they link to any sources for their claims, this shit could be fabricated whole cloth for all you knew and you wouldn't second guess it because you accept the news blindly regardless of how it's presented or where it comes from because you're an overtly trusting autist who questions nothing presented to you by the anchor man on the boomer tube.
They sure did, you retard.
And yet when it's a scientist that's saying something you disagree with you're suddenly anti-science and confer to the authority of journalists to prove a scientist wrong because in your rigid autistic thinking you can't accept it because it defies what you're diseased brain already accepted to be true & thus can't break away from that preprogrammed truth. When a doctor prescribes ivermectin to a patient, that doctor suddenly becomes a quack because daddy journalist says it couldn't be what worked despite failing to cite sources to studies he claims really happened, but when Joe Rogan threatened libel suits daddy journalist clammed up.
You're anti-science because you hate educated people and claim to know more about a virus and vaccine than 99% of doctors and scientists. You want there to be a conspiracy. You're a right-wing retard with autism which makes you want to believe there's conspiracies. There's not.

This is fucking rich coming from you, believing everything a journalist has to tell you over what a scientist says because the journalist says what you want to hear and not the scientist.
You believe the 1% of scientists who tell you what you want to hear. You want the vaccine to be killing people off because your GOP overlords told you that would make you a good little Republican. However, as I explained to you, Malone is assmad because he isn't getting paid for it. I even showed you a source backing that up. You just refuse to believe you've been conned. You're proof there's a mark born every minute, and they become Republicans.

Still waiting for all these dead bodies, by the way. The fact you haven't shown me any source as to where the tens of millions of dead bodies are is you admitting you lost. Thank you, and until you show me this source, you are saying I am right and your diseased brain is wrong.
 
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Brevity is the soul of wit. Learn to be concise.
 
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Well, today is the day where I officially take my booster shot and finally wish I don’t have to take any more shots (minus the flu shot, of course — I know it confuses me, too.)

I should be relieved and happy, but for some reason, I’m really not. If anything, I still don’t like the fact that unvaccinated people are treated as pariahs in this world, yet pro-vaccine individuals have been caught in hospitals or had tests where they were tested positive for the Omicron variant. Meanwhile, they STILL tell you to get your vaccine and booster shot so you can be protected, even though you will still end up sick while being protected.

I know they “changed” the definition of fully vaccinated to getting the booster shot already according to CDC guidelines, but stuff like this is really not going to end well in the years to come.

Also, might be from a different thread but:
Welp, here's some progress for you: I got diagnosed with ALS / Lou Gherig's disease right before the holidays.

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It gets better. Sorta. They fucked up the spinal tap test. I never had Guillain-Barre. I'm guessing I was told this since it didn't involve any treatment (the only thing you can do for it is what amounts to a blood change, and I passed on it.)

So was this the shot's fault or no? Hard to say but.. tl;dr: it's been an honor shitposting with you. 2-5 years avg survival post diagnosis.

Even though we never interacted on this site before in our lives, I seriously do wish you the best of luck in your life. No one should have to go through something like a disease such as ALS. Shitposting aside, I wish you peace and love during this difficult time.
 
I still don’t like the fact that unvaccinated people are treated as pariahs in this world, yet pro-vaccine individuals have been caught in hospitals or had tests where they were tested positive for the Omicron variant.
REEEE REEEE it's great to live in a world where Jew idiot retard faggot niggers get jabbed against their will and end up as mind-controlled idiot G5 zombies and Manchurian candidates.

Welcome to reality, fags.
 
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