Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

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Riddle me this vax-tards. If Putin bad and vax good why did Putin take the vax hmmmm?
Because he wanted to weaken the west. He did this by having his propaganda wing spew anti-vax talking points that you uneducated, simpleton Republicans fell for.
Sputnik doesn't count since it's not the magic mRNA juice. Only mRNA juice injected every 6 3 2 months can stop the deadliest disease in the history of peoplekind.
An uneducated, simpleton, traitorous, Russian-simping white nationalist Republican loves the Russian vaccine? Wow, I am shocked
 
Except it's actually been shown that Russia is funding anti-vax propaganda that you gullible little Republicans bought hook, line and sinker
Making some big claims with no evidence. Sorry but I don't listen to fringe conspiracy theorists sweetie.

Taking the vax does not=good person. Just because you can't grasp even basic nuance, don't assume everyone else has the same problem.
Irony so thicc I'd let it sit on my dick.
 
But if we get it injected, we die of AIDS from Alien Embryos.

I mean, I survived, but it's clear I'm no human.
I'm gonna laugh in 10-15 years when all these once rare cancers and autoimmune illnesses sudddenly are found to become common. Just like how lung cancer used to be almost solely an occupational illness before people started smoking, and lung cancer rates literal correlate with smoking rates. Good thing Science (brought to you by RJ Reynolds) said that cigarette filters were safe and effective, much as today's Science (brought to you by Pfizer) says experimental mRNA injections is safe and effective.
An uneducated, simpleton, traitorous, Russian-simping white nationalist Republican loves the Russian vaccine? Wow, I am shocked
Actually my favorite is the Chinese vaxx, because it does nothing except maybe make you sick when you get hit with the typical Chinese QC. Still wouldn't take it though because getting vaxxed against a disease that poses no risk to pretty much everyone is dumb.
Just because he took a vax does not erase him being a throat cutting autocrat who's murdered his political opposition.
The Western elite do the exact same thing, you just call it a "conspiracy."
 
I'm gonna laugh in 10-15 years when all these once rare cancers and autoimmune illnesses sudddenly are found to become common.
Have a ball. I'll be dead by then from inherited heart disease.
Good thing Science (brought to you by RJ Reynolds) said that cigarette filters were safe and effective
Rush Limbaugh told me that smoking made a protective coating on your lungs. Was he wrong?

The Western elite do the exact same thing, you just call it a "conspiracy."
Did I ever say that they didn't?
 
Which you conservatives supported at the time even unto the days of Rush Limbaugh saying smoking made a protective coating on your lungs. Why the shift on tobbaco?
I'm not a conservative, I'm a free-thinking centrist. Although incidentally, Readers Digest, which back in the day was very conservative and hardcore anti-communist, was the only journalistic source in the 50s and early 60s that consistently promoting the actual science on smoking.
 
What's the point of getting the vaccine and being a Stay-at-Home warrior when the new, trendy social movement is supporting Ukraine?
Who's staying at home anymore?

Also, I'm sorry you can't pay attention to anything other than a headline, but like I told the other guy, we don't all share the same issue. We're not all bound by "trendy".

I'm not a conservative, I'm a free-thinking centrist.
If you'll acknowledge the same about me, I'll give you that credit. but if I'm just another libtard, you're just another dittohead. What's it gonna be, cowboy?
was the only journalistic source in the 50s and early 60s that consistently promoting the actual science on smoking.
Ah, the era that so many people want us to go back to.
 
If you'll acknowledge the same about me, I'll give you that credit. but if I'm just another libtard, you're just another dittohead. What's it gonna be, cowboy?
Well, you're free-thinking enough to come to Kiwifarms, but not free-thinking enough to accept the facts surrounding mRNA vaxxing. Although maybe that's better than being like Clott Adams where you shill the vaxx and then start crying about how you learned that it's got a lot of risks to it.
Ah, the era that so many people want us to go back to.
I like how there was a deadlier pandemic in the 50s and we didn't close down society for it.
 
Making some big claims with no evidence. Sorry but I don't listen to fringe conspiracy theorists sweetie.

I know it's from the mainstream media and you are a hardcore Republican so you don't trust it because the elderly, obese conman who you want to have sex with told you not to, but it's pretty accurate. I also know you're a good little white nationalist GOPer so you love Russia more than America, but it's truth.

I'm gonna laugh in 10-15 years when all these once rare cancers and autoimmune illnesses sudddenly are found to become common. Just like how lung cancer used to be almost solely an occupational illness before people started smoking, and lung cancer rates literal correlate with smoking rates. Good thing Science (brought to you by RJ Reynolds) said that cigarette filters were safe and effective, much as today's Science (brought to you by Pfizer) says experimental mRNA injections is safe and effective.
I laugh hard when uneducated simpletons like you claim to know more about a vaccine and virus than actual medical doctors and scientists. Sure, you have no formal education beyond your special high school, but you totally know more than people who study a subject for a living because you watch Tucker Carlson.

Also, scientists never said cigarettes were okay. Again, I know you are a low-IQ simpleton and are very, very gullible, but cigarette companies would give doctors free cigarettes, they'd smoke, and the companies would say the doctors and scientists said it was harmless (even though they never did). I also know you have autism so it makes context really hard for you, but try it sometime.

I'm not a conservative, I'm a free-thinking centrist. Although incidentally, Readers Digest, which back in the day was very conservative and hardcore anti-communist, was the only journalistic source in the 50s and early 60s that consistently promoting the actual science on smoking.
"Hey guys! I am totally a centrist. Ever notice how Trump was amazing and awesome and everything the GOP does is amazing and the Democrats are evil? BTW I am totally a centrist!"
 
Well, you're free-thinking enough to come to Kiwifarms, but not free-thinking enough to accept the facts surrounding mRNA vaxxing. Although maybe that's better than being like Clott Adams where you shill the vaxx and then start crying about how you learned that it's got a lot of risks to it.
Baby, I just go on my personal experiences with it. That's it. It's why I don't give two shits if one gets it or doesn't. Your life, your ass.

I like how there was a deadlier pandemic in the 50s and we didn't close down society for it.
We didn't close down here.
 
I know it's from the mainstream media and you are a hardcore Republican so you don't trust it because the elderly, obese conman who you want to have sex with told you not to, but it's pretty accurate.
I just feel bad for the hardcore Trump Boomers at this point. They're basically battered housewives.

Republican boomers: Sir, we are willing to die for you and will lynch your political opponents at your command.
Trump: I love you! Please go home now.
Republican boomers: Trump's going to call in the National Guard to safeguard the election! He's going to pardon Snowden! He's going to pardon Assange! He's going to pardon us for our Jan. 6th protest!
Trump: ...
Trump: ........
Trump: So anyway, I'm off to Mar-a-Lago now. I just pardoned the people who were actually useful to me 💰🤑💰 It would sure be a shame if my stimulus gibs kicked off an inflation trend 💹🌙 I'm sure Biden will be able to deal with it 🧓🍦 No refunds! ❤️💕
Republican Boomers: ...
Republican Boomers: Man I love this guy! I sure hope he runs in 2024!

I think it's just a testament to how awful our current political dynasties are that people still simp for an obvious conman.
I also know you're a good little white nationalist GOPer so you love Russia more than America, but it's truth.
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