Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Now that some time has passed, we can start gathering some useful data.

Boosted test subjects, how many times have you had covid so far?

0 but then again the vaccine gave my elite immune system even more ammunition to prevent infection. It must suck to live in constant fear and get your medical information from Tucker Carlson like you Republicans do

Had initial two shots on recommendation of doctor, no issues aside from about 32 hours of fatigue. Caught Nomad Soul, head swelling was a bitch, but made it through. Same doc said boosters would be pointless after having my dose of it.

So. Yea, boring personal story.

You listened to your doctor instead of taking medical advice from Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones?

 

[Bassomatic]

Still no shots still sexy AF still massive dead lifts. Had poors and fats cough on me.

 

[Wormy]

You listened to your doctor instead of taking medical advice from Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones?

Yep, I'm apparently a non-human NWO operative cuckold in thrall to Satan on account of that.

 

[Bassomatic]

Yep, I'm apparently a non-human NWO operative cuckold in thrall to Satan on account of that.

this nigga ignores my doc who's ivy league told me don't bother.

 

[Wormy]

this nigga ignores my doc who's ivy league told me don't bother.

*Shrug* Okay then. Assuming you have a good relationship, that's who you should listen to.

 

[Bassomatic]

*Shrug* Okay then. Assuming you have a good relationship, that's who you should listen to.

A I shit post B jokes aside he told me I'm under 41 (where a lot of euro rushed) I wont side track i only come here to troll. I'm pure blood.

 

[Wormy]

A I shit post B jokes aside he told me I'm under 41 (where a lot of euro rushed) I wont side track i only come here to troll. I'm pure blood.

Whatever that means.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

A I shit post B jokes aside he told me I'm under 41 (where a lot of euro rushed) I wont side track i only come here to troll. I'm pure blood.

Anyone who uses the term "pure blood" is severely autistic

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Fun fact, in Russia they call the vaccinated "дырявые," which means "ones who had holes made in them," and is also the slang term for faggots.

 

[AnOminous]

Fun fact, in Russia they call the vaccinated "дырявые," which means "ones who had holes made in them," and is also the slang term for faggots.

If you love Russia so much why don't you marry it?

 

[Wormy]

Fun fact, in Russia they call the vaccinated "дырявые," which means "ones who had holes made in them," and is also the slang term for faggots.

Who calls them that though? If it's a bunch of knock off Adidas wearing gopniks drunk on cheap liquor and stealing wallets, for example, that doesn't mean a whole lot.

 

[GoysGoneWild]

Why the fuck should I?

"Hurrr because ur doctor says so"

We are fatter, more miserable, and sicker than ever and you absolute braindead niggers want to trust DOCTORS?

 

[ArnoldPalmer]

Why the fuck should I?

"Hurrr because ur doctor says so"

We are fatter, more miserable, and sicker than ever and you absolute braindead niggers want to trust DOCTORS?

At the end of the day, Medicine is just an industry. They don't have to fix you, unless it would affect their bottom-line not to, and they'd err on the side of not fixing you and selling you capsulized false hope for the rest of your life, over doing something tangible, every single time. That's the moneymaker, and who cares if you die, because there's always another idiot customer. You really do have to fight tooth and nail just to have minimum consideration paid to what ails you, and usually you wind up with a $1500 medical bill and a script for extra strength tylenol. It's an utter crock of shit, and a top to bottom scam, and that's why I still haven't bothered with the vax. What's the point, if it does very little, at best, at the cost of all of these side effects, specifically, cardiovascular?

You will be patched up to a baseline minimum standard, and be dependent on overpriced pills for the rest of your life, and you will love it, goy. :^)

 

[AnOminous]

We are fatter, more miserable, and sicker than ever and you absolute braindead niggers want to trust DOCTORS?

It's not doctors who made you eat that dozenth cheeseburger while sperging about vaxes.

 

[Wormy]

At the end of the day, Medicine is just an industry. They don't have to fix you, unless it would affect their bottom-line not to, and they'd err on the side of not fixing you and selling you capsulized false hope for the rest of your life, over doing something tangible, every single time. That's the moneymaker, and who cares if you die, because there's always another idiot customer. You really do have to fight tooth and nail just to have minimum consideration paid to what ails you, and usually you wind up with a $1500 medical bill and a script for extra strength tylenol. It's an utter crock of shit, and a top to bottom scam, and that's why I still haven't bothered with the vax. What's the point, if it does very little, at best, at the cost of all of these side effects, specifically, cardiovascular?

You will be patched up to a baseline minimum standard, and be dependent on overpriced pills for the rest of your life, and you will love it, goy. :^)

The alternative would be Communism though, and isn't that also the realm of the Jews also?

We are fatter, more miserable, and sicker than ever and you absolute braindead niggers want to trust DOCTORS?

Over internet randos, yes.

 

[GoysGoneWild]

Over internet randos, yes.

You greatly underestimate how much modern medicine is simply (do what the AMA says + do what the insurance companies require) while following some rough guidelines laid down in med school, and when in doubt, google it.

Spoiler: lol doctors

Only listen to internet randos when its your official insurance company rep!

Seriously, your modern doctor is not some genius you should be trusting your life to. They'll shovel the establishment shit into your mouth and people like you will eat it right up, then strut around about how sensible you are, trusting Dr Credential, PhD over yourself or "the internet".

Without internet randos we'd probably still have full faith and trust in the classic FDA food pyramid.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

It's not doctors who made you eat that dozenth cheeseburger while sperging about vaxes.

Well it wasn't Ronald McDonald who got hundreds of thousands of people addicted to opiates because they were getting kickbacks from big pharma

Who calls them that though? If it's a bunch of knock off Adidas wearing gopniks drunk on cheap liquor and stealing wallets, for example, that doesn't mean a whole lot.

I doubt you can even find Russia on a map, what with the quality of your educational system and everything.

 

[Wormy]

You greatly underestimate how much modern medicine is simply (do what the AMA says + do what the insurance companies require) while following some rough guidelines laid down in med school, and when in doubt, google it.

Repeat; I'm trusting the woman who has an excellent track record and actually is familiar with my conditions and circumstances over randos because Dude Trust Me.

Seriously, your modern doctor is not some genius you should be trusting your life to.

Why not? Do you have some information on her that I don't? I'd like to hear it if you do.

They'll shovel the establishment shit into your mouth and people like you will eat it right up, then strut around about how sensible you are, trusting Dr Credential, PhD over yourself or "the internet".

Yes, because trusting someone who's done right by me for years is more sensible than trusting contrarian dudebros on the interbuttz who know nothing about me or my circumstances.

Prove you know more about my body and my conditions than her, and I'll take your word over hers. Not a moment sooner.

Well it wasn't Ronald McDonald who got hundreds of thousands of people addicted to opiates because they were getting kickbacks from big pharma

You have a real problem with capitalism. You a communist?

I doubt you can even find Russia on a map, what with the quality of your educational system and everything.

Hell, son, I can even point out sites of great battles in Russian history. Don't bet money on that assumption. I grew up while the education system was only somewhat shitty instead of completely in the toilet. Geography and history were a couple of my best subjects even.

 

[AnOminous]

Prove you know more about my body and my conditions than her, and I'll take your word over hers. Not a moment sooner.

You're giving way too much credit to absolutely spastic retards who think they know more than doctors when they are fat neckbeard idiots to the man.

 

[Wormy]

You're giving way too much credit to absolutely spastic retards who think they know more than doctors when they are fat neckbeard idiots to the man.

I'm just putting out a reasonable offer here; if I'm not supposed to trust my doctor of many years who's done right by me, then tell me who I am supposed to trust who knows my body, conditions, and medical history more than her.

So far, they haven't provided a scrap of an answer.

These people better hope they never need an ambulance or similar emergency services. I can imagine Badungus and ArnoldPalmer telling the EMTs how corrupt they are and in the thrall of Big Pharma while their bones are jutting through their skin and their sucking chest wound is seconds away from killing them.