Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Badungus Kabungus]

Wouldn't know, still working on "Closet Stick Samba; When trolls want to cornhole but can't work up the courage to decide which one gets their cheeks spread like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter on toast."

That's some gay shit, nigga. I'm starting to worry about catching monkeypox off your posts. But hey, post some more graphic descriptions of gay sex, that totally makes you sound straight and everything.

 

[Wormy]

That's some gay shit, nigga. I'm starting to worry about catching monkeypox off your posts.

I'm not the one emitting so much gay energy towards another user you could probably summon Liberace and The Village People straight from the Ninth Level of Hell without even using a summoning circle. Just quit being a faggot and ask him to spurt all over your fat face with his dick yogurt.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I'm not the one emitting so much gay energy towards another user you could probably summon Liberace and The Village People straight from the Ninth Level of Hell without even using a summoning circle. Just quit being a faggot and ask him to spurt all over your fat face with his dick yogurt.

Be honest, do you get a stiffy when you write all that gay shit? I mean, it's alright if you do, no one is going to judge you. You people got a whole month out of the year now.

 

[Wormy]

Be honest, do you get a stiffy when you write all that gay shit? I mean, it's alright if you do, no one is going to judge you. You people got a whole month out of the year now.

Why you asking ME? I'm not the guy who writes mash notes to HHH describing in loving detail how good it hurts when he knees you in the balls, bashes your head against the office toilet, then rapes you with the big red fire extinguisher on the wall. Or did you mean something else when you left him a sticky that said "Shave your nuts and meet me in the john"? that day?

Oh I saw.

WE ALL SAW.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Why you asking ME? I'm not the guy who writes mash notes to HHH describing in loving detail how good it hurts when he knees you in the balls, bashes your head against the office toilet, then rapes you with the big red fire extinguisher on the wall. Or did you mean something else when you left him a sticky that said "Shave your nuts and meet me in the john"? that day?

Oh I saw.

WE ALL SAW.

You know, if I edit your last 5-6 posts together, that's practically a whole chapter for your gay erotic novel. All this talk of rape and penises and such is definitely going to sell on the west coast, you sure know how to appeal to them faggots.

 

[Wormy]

You know, if I edit your last 5-6 posts together, that's practically a whole chapter for your gay erotic novel. All this talk of rape and penises and such is definitely going to sell on the west coast, you sure know how to appeal to them faggots.

Hey, business is business. No reason I can't dig pussy while hustling shekels from you buttsauce garglers who'll eat trashy smut the way you eat ass. There's gold in them thar Frisco Fags.

 

[AnOminous]

You know, if I edit your last 5-6 posts together, that's practically a whole chapter for your gay erotic novel. All this talk of rape and penises and such is definitely going to sell on the west coast, you sure know how to appeal to them faggots.

He's certainly getting you all hot and bothered.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Hey, business is business. No reason I can't dig pussy while hustling shekels from you buttsauce garglers who'll eat trashy smut the way you eat ass. There's gold in them thar Frisco Fags.

Sure, you can try to pass for straight, but no man with that much dick on their mind is truly straight.

He's certainly getting you all hot and bothered.

The idea of exploiting a fag's labor for profits does get me hot and bothered, yes.

 

[Wormy]

Sure, you can try to pass for straight, but no man with that much dick on their mind is truly straight.


The idea of exploiting a fag's labor for profits does get me hot and bothered, yes.

I've had to read you and HHH's posts, ya fruit. It painted a picture better than Da Vinci on cocaine could ever do. I mean, if I held my ear to the monitor while you and him are on the screen, the sound of dicks slapping and golden showers assaults my senses. Ugh. Says you can practically taste the asparagus in his urine. Did you fagballs?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I've had to read you and HHH's posts, ya fruit. It painted a picture better than Da Vinci on cocaine could ever do. I mean, if I held my ear to the monitor while you and him are on the screen, the sound of dicks slapping and golden showers assaults my senses. Ugh. Says you can practically taste the asparagus in his urine. Did you fagballs?

So your first reaction to some harmless funposting is to vividly imagine various types of gay sex? Sounds like you've got dicks on your mind, bro. Don't be so closeted, it's 2022, you can be gay if you want to.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

GODS will you two just hook up and cornhole each other already....

He keeps asking me for nudes but I am not into turbomanlets with autism who pretend to be Russian

So in other words, you're at risk of getting and spreading monkeypox, but you won't get vaccinated because you're scared of a little jab.

Also you don't have to be gay to get monkeypox, bro. That's just an alt-right conspiracy. You can get monkeypox without being gay, all it takes for your male sexual partner to have monkeypox.

I keep telling you, man, despite your offers I am not into dudes. It's cool you are, but that isn't my thing.

 

[Wormy]

So your first reaction to some harmless funposting is to vividly imagine various types of gay sex? Sounds like you've got dicks on your mind, bro.

Not with anyone else, but you homos are so eager to toss each other's salads your hands might as well be replaced with tongs.

Anyway, you plow his ass good tonight you crazy pillow biter, and if he says he's constipated, just spit on your hand and root around up ion there for a few minutes. It'll smell like you're both farting up a storm, but I know you're both used to it by now.

 

[Wormy]

Oh hey, I'll even set the mood for you two.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

He keeps asking me for nudes but I am not into turbomanlets with autism who pretend to be Russian


I keep telling you, man, despite your offers I am not into dudes. It's cool you are, but that isn't my thing.

Again I just want you to stop being selfish and to get vaccinated.

Not with anyone else, but you homos are so eager to toss each other's salads your hands might as well be replaced with tongs.

Anyway, you plow his ass good tonight you crazy pillow biter, and if he says he's constipated, just spit on your hand and root around up ion there for a few minutes. It'll smell like you're both farting up a storm, but I know you're both used to it by now.

When is the sequel to Valley of the Penises coming out?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Again I just want you to stop being selfish and to get vaccinated.

Once the CDC says I should, I will. Unlike you, I trust the CDC over Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones when it comes to medical information

I'd say you should get the vaccine, given your fantasy of having sex with me likely meaning you're into dudes, but since you live off SSI in your mom's basement, I don't think it'll matter

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Once the CDC says I should, I will. Unlike you, I trust the CDC over Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones when it comes to medical information

Uh, the CDC has been pushing it for some time now. Hell, now they're looking at getting kids vaccinated against monkeypox.

https://time.com/6190759/monkeypox-vaccine-kids/

If these kids can get monkeypox, so can you, HHH.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/22/health/monkeypox-children-vaccine/index.html

Or would you like a screenshot from /pol/ instead?

 

[Wraith]

Again, no.

Spoiler: Medical NSFW for sure. Don't look unless you can handle rough stuff.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Uh, the CDC has been pushing it for some time now. Hell, now they're looking at getting kids vaccinated against monkeypox.

https://time.com/6190759/monkeypox-vaccine-kids/

If these kids can get monkeypox, so can you, HHH.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/22/health/monkeypox-children-vaccine/index.html

Or would you like a screenshot from /pol/ instead?

Again, you're showing you are an uneducated simpleton by linking stuff that says nothing what you say it does. The CDC is just looking into if the vaccine is safe for kids, not pushing it on kids.

Then again, retards on /pol/ told you it's all a conspiracy so you believe it like you believe everything you read on /pol/

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Again, you're showing you are an uneducated simpleton by linking stuff that says nothing what you say it does. The CDC is just looking into if the vaccine is safe for kids, not pushing it on kids.

Then again, retards on /pol/ told you it's all a conspiracy so you believe it like you believe everything you read on /pol/

Say, how do you think those kids got monkeypox?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Say, how do you think those kids got monkeypox?

Wow, you didn't even read what I wrote lol