And I think you're a good egg having a really hard time, during a period where the world is kinda shit (also horrific sleep hygiene and perhaps a little too much weed) - I hope the kiwi farms and the both of us will still be here, even if it's just sporadically, in a couple of years; Maybe when we're both still fine then and the world is on the up-n-up, we'll look back at this nonsense and laugh. Which, let's be real, would the best outcome for everyone, regardless of what turned out to be true.
Side note: The danes stopped vaccing people under 18 because Omicron is usually so mild, it's not worth the hassle in that group. However, at risk children and teens can still get vaccinated, so it's not by any stretch of the imagination because the vaccine is considered dangerous for children. Source:
Danish health authority, a major subdepartment of the ministry of health.