Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

There's plenty of proof that long covid exists, despite what you read from some schizophrenic blog
Ok so post it, because last time I checked there's not even a consensus on what qualifies "long covid". Just like everything else your source is "dude trust me"
Lol thanks for proving my point. Your simpleton brain can't comprehend that saying every death is from the vaccine is exactly like saying every death is from covid. It's okay, though, your brain is diseased and you don't know any better.
Notice how you completely dodged the fact that in pfizer's own internal data they list like 8 pages of adverse reactions, totaling 1,291 different side effects altogether, and they wanted to keep all of that hidden for 55 fucking years all while having a liability shield from anyone who gets hurt. You probably think you're part of "the resistance" when literally every NGO, big corporation, and governmental body in the western world agrees with you, you're the perfect useful idiot.
It's far more alpha to not be terrified of a little jab that even 4 year olds handle just fine.
You think so?
Reminder memeOcarditis is far more common as a result of infection than vaccination.
(https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/full/10.1161/CIRCULATIONAHA.122.059970)

Not that Vaxlets ever cared about speaking out of both sides of their mouth.

If this was at all true (it's not), why was myocarditis not a widely discussed issue BEFORE the vaccine came out?
 
Ok so post it, because last time I checked there's not even a consensus on what qualifies "long covid". Just like everything else your source is "dude trust me"
Well, the CDC has a whole page documented to it. But I am sure that PatriotMAGA1488 from Parler, who you get your medical advice from, knows more than they do. https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/long-term-effects/index.html

Notice how you completely dodged the fact that in pfizer's own internal data they list like 8 pages of adverse reactions, totaling 1,291 different side effects altogether, and they wanted to keep all of that hidden for 55 fucking years all while having a liability shield from anyone who gets hurt. You probably think you're part of "the resistance" when literally every NGO, big corporation, and governmental body in the western world agrees with you, you're the perfect useful idiot.
I did cover this, retard. Every vaccine has side effects. Most of them are completely benign and not even related to the vaccine. They had to document every effect after the vaccine, even if it was not caused by the vaccine.

Not being vaccinated and catching covid has a lot higher chance of something bad happens, despite what Tucker Carlson told you. I know, you've said that watching your boomer Fox News shows makes you know more about medicine than doctors and scientists, but it really doesn't.

Yes, being terrified of a little jab and throwing a temper tantrum when being asked to wear a mask to the point where you can't breathe is definitely beta cuck behavior. Sorry that you are such a pussy that you make reddit mods look alpha. Maybe if you stop acting like a 75 year old religious zealot you'd be more alpha. It's even funnier that you're posting QAnon shit on my profile. It's hilarious you get so seething mad that someone trusts scientists over Tucker Carlson when it comes to medical information, doesn't think Alex Jones is the epitome of health and fitness, doesn't want to live in a theocracy and doesn't believe in QAnon like you do.

It's even funnier that you claim to know more about a subject than people who study it for a living, when you're an anti-education, uneducated simpleton. It's pure Dunning-Kruger in effect
 
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PatriotMAGA1488 from Parler
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terrified of a little jab and throwing a temper tantrum
beta cuck behavior
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you make reddit mods look alpha
75 year old religious zealot
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QAnon
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people who study it for a living
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uneducated simpleton. It's pure Dunning-Kruger in effect
Nigger.
 
My crippling autism has made me choose an anime avatar and do nothing but spend time on /pol/, which has turned me into an alt-right retard with the worldview of a 75 year old evangelical baby boomer. I even get all of my talking points from Fox News just like a religous zealot baby boomer. It also has made me such a gullible simpleton that I believe QAnon and everything I read on boomer Facebook memes
We know.
 
Well, the CDC has a whole page documented to it. But I am sure that PatriotMAGA1488 from Parler, who you get your medical advice from, knows more than they do. https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/long-term-effects/index.html
There is no distinct, identifiable "long COVID" syndrome; it's in a similar situation to SIDS. There are, however, long-term effects with no clear cause which are frequently reported by people who formerly had COVID. You are not going to be able to convince people by merely pointing at a list of symptoms which admits there's no direct cause found yet.

I know someone who has these symptoms, and despite plenty of money being poured into her diagnosis, nobody has yet found any identifiable cause. Many people experienced similar fatigue symptoms from the mRNA vaccine itself, so I would blindly guess it's some sort of damage from the spike protein.
 
There is no distinct, identifiable "long COVID" syndrome; it's in a similar situation to SIDS. There are, however, long-term effects with no clear cause which are frequently reported by people who formerly had COVID. You are not going to be able to convince people by merely pointing at a list of symptoms which admits there's no direct cause found yet.

I know someone who has these symptoms, and despite plenty of money being poured into her diagnosis, nobody has yet found any identifiable cause. Many people experienced similar fatigue symptoms from the mRNA vaccine itself, so I would blindly guess it's some sort of damage from the spike protein.
That's fair, but that means long covid does exist, despite what the guy I was replying to heard from Tucker Carlson
 
That's fair, but that means long covid does exist, despite what the guy I was replying to heard from Tucker Carlson
What I mean is that right now it's not possible to look at a test, find a concrete result, and definitively say it is "long COVID," because there's no such syndrome. There's only statistical clustering: if you formerly had COVID, and you report any chronic fatigue symptom, it will be classified as a "long COVID" symptom; and widespread doubt of chronic fatigue symptoms is nothing new. The only reason that people don't assert it's psychosomatic like they do with fibromyalgia or the mRNA vaccine is that it's relatively widespread.
 
Buncha slack jawed faggots itt givin the man tophats for saying the funny word. I thought this was kiwi farms not facebook smh
It's not that he said it, it's that he was so sloppy in using it. No creativity.
 
Not to derail this beautiful slap fight, but I've been doing so reflecting recently. I have accumulated all my knowledge about this vaccine from online slap fights, information both positive and negative have come from random assholes online. Generally I like to be a bit more mature and levelheaded with my decision making, so I decided to actually get some real info on this subject. Going out and talking to several doctors (and some acquittances who work in the medical industry) was a truly eye-opening experience, they gave me a much more mixed and nuanced perspective than I was anticipating, it wasn't the blind advocacy I expected. Every concern I brought up was met with honest discussion which they backed up with hard data. Really it was shocking how much I misunderstand or just had bad info on.

For each concern about the vaccine I brought up they were very understanding. Although, they were able to demonstrate how even though my concerns were legitimate, the pros far outweighed the cons. Going through that discussion once didn't mean much, but having multiple experts earnestly talking things over really affected me. Genuinely going into this I didn't think there was any way my position could change, but I was surprised how much it did. Once I'd gotten done talking to them all, I realized my mind had been changed and I scheduled a visit to get the vaccine next week. To anyone disappointed in me changing my stance, consider trying the same thing I did and see where it gets you, regardless of what choice you end up making the experience can only strengthen your position.
You stupid fuck, my God way to give up bodily autonomy.
 
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