Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

Kornula said:
France did not ignore the masks at all. In fact, they were in total lock down. You could not even leave your own house without written permission from the Government. And they still had people getting Covid
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Right, I meant to say in Europe, it was only Sweden that took a hands off approach to most of the hysteria like masks the rest of the world was and is engaging in.
 
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Honest Coyote said:
Lol, imagine realizing that the people you've been looking down on are living better than you but think you're still better. Seethe harder, city-slicker.
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Lol, imagine holding an opinion on an open ended subjective concept like where one prefers to live on a map. Seethe harder!!!
 
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Car Won't Crank said:
Right, I meant to say in Europe, it was only Sweden that took a hands off approach to most of the hysteria like masks the rest of the world was and is engaging in.
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swed here. we never locked down per say. people were encouraged to wear masks it but it was never forced in public and people could go outside as much as they wanted. the stories i hear from UK and French is fucking insane. living in a police state must be god awful.
 
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I broke my dog's worm pills in half and snorted the contents, guys. I'd rather do that than take an experimental gene therapy vaccine that's only been tested on nearly a billion people over the course of six months. Why hasn't the FDA approved it yet? Once they do, I'll of course move the goalposts again because the only thing that motivates me is opposing the expert class.
 
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Cliff Booth said:
I broke my dog's worm pills in half and snorted the contents, guys. I'd rather do that than take an experimental gene therapy vaccine that's only been tested on nearly a billion people over the course of six months. Why hasn't the FDA approved it yet? Once they do, I'll of course move the goalposts again because the only thing that motivates me is opposing the expert class.
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Why would you listen to doctors about a virus and vaccine when you can listen to schizophrenic basement dwellers on the internet?
 
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I don't need no vaccine, I got Norton bitches.
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I have decided I will be getting the vaccines.
All of them.

I plan to get all the vaccines, plus the booster shots, then go around to every super-spreader event and travel the world to experience new variants.
Statistically speaking I will get infected with one (or more) of the COVID lineages capable of outsmarting vaccine resistance.
I will then use my own body as a petri dish for the ultimate vaccine-resistant strain to emerge, that will make all the vaccines useless and outdated within a few months time.

Uber-vaxxors BTFO.
Fauci BTFO.
WHO BTFO.
You're welcome, Corona-chan!
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
I have decided I will be getting the vaccines.
All of them.

I plan to get all the vaccines, plus the booster shots, then go around to every super-spreader event and travel the world to experience new variants.
Statistically speaking I will get infected with one (or more) of the COVID lineages capable of outsmarting vaccine resistance.
I will then use my own body as a petri dish for the ultimate vaccine-resistant strain to emerge, that will make all the vaccines useless and outdated within a few months time.

Uber-vaxxors BTFO.
Fauci BTFO.
WHO BTFO.
You're welcome, Corona-chan!
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I can't imagine being this upset over a vaccine existing for a global pandemic
 
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Got both shots as soon as it was first available as I worked with those afflicted with the coof. I wanted no part of what I saw even if most people who died were morbidly obese uncontrolled diabetics. Saw quite a few young people with no preexisting conditions die or suffer severe health effects for the rest of their life.

First shot was just a sore arm and a mild headache. Second shot made me feel like shit the next day for a few hrs from immune response. Splitting headache, bodyaches, and nauseaous until I got up and started moving. Felt fine afterwards.
 
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I'm indifferent to the vaccine. If it wasn't politicized i wouldn't get it and nobody would care or ask me if I got it or not. Its not required for my job (right now) and if we go back in lockdown ill probably be essential again. Last lockdown was kinda nice for me, little to nothing to do at work, got paid regularly and I received all the stimulus checks. I think if we go back in lockdown that the powers that be will force you to get the vaccine if you want the new stimulus checks. Because I make enough for me to be happy and survive I might not get the vaccine out of principle because paying me thousands of dollars to get it gives me weird alex jones vibes. I didnt have to apply for the previous stimmys, they just deposited in my account... going out of my way and doing something for the money puts me off. I never go to the hospital, I never take pills like Advil and Tylenol, I dont use birth control or anything like that, I never get the flu shot and the last vaccinations I had were when i was a baby. I didnt even get the middle school one (its a long story) and im overall pretty healthy person. I dont want anybody to preach to me about getting the vaccine to save others, because i genuinely dont care about the health of other people. The only thing thats promised in this life is death plus i would loveeee to see the apocalypse. I hope things keep spiraling into chaos, its fun and entertaining to me. Post apocalyptic shows have completely sucked in the last 5+ years, for me this alone would be reparations for how shit TWD got.

TLDR: im not getting the vaccine because i dont care to.
 
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