Wow what an absolute mutt, at least I was right about him being a libertarian since she is chinky as fuck. This chick also kind of looks like she has a very feminine penis, just judging from the moustache and jaw.
If you think a white man dating a brown/chinky mystery meat woman is "punching up" it's already over or you, brother.
People who race sperg are the living embodiment of horseshoe theory. Neither side will shut the fuck up about it and shoehorn it into anything they possible can, whether it’s “muh racism” or “muh mixed blood”. Like the vegan of political spergs they always talk about it.
Anyway,
She’s cute enough, was he spending this money on her? I know he bought minions merch on the card apparently (that being announced to the world in and of itself is embarrassing enough to be a punishment lmao). It’s odd to me they didn’t seek private resolution. Maybe they did it just isn’t noted in the paperwork. Though in some states once you seek an arrangement to pay back or a deal it’s difficult to get a prosecution. I’ve seen similar situations that the police declined to get involved Bc (they said) an arrangement to pay back made it a civil matter as opposed to a criminal one (they also occurred between 2 parties with no business involvement). They mayve seen this as so egregious that they immediately planned to press charges. This is prison times, is it not?
Edit: they’re suing, are they not? So have they not filed a police report and attempted to notify the da? This is.. a lot of money. Over a long period of time and it’s very bold. I’m surprised they didn’t get law enforcement involved.
Never thought I'd see Super Mega with a link on the main page of the site. It's too bad they're good boys. Especially Ryan, his best friend killed himself and they got taken advantage of by Markiplier and they cant seem to catch a break.
This is just off the top of my head but they were editors for Markiplier before moving over to Game Grumps because Markiplier apparently overworked the shit out of them
I finally realized who this guy reminds me of, it's Napoleon Dynamite's brother, everything from how he looks, acts, and speaks is almost identical to this joke:
I thought that too, but I can think of literally no other excuse. I've never heard of a business CC being autopaid without even being looked at by an accountant every month.
Maybe they're betting on revenue from that persona box set investment.
Supermega spent a lot of their money publishing their book. They mentioned how it costed way, way more money than they expected and that Matt and Ryan hadn't paid themselves since October. So it'd make sense for them to start looking more closely at their expenses than they had been. Jackson spent the most in January, and then on Feb 1 they texted him asking what the expenses were for.
Also, the feature is wrong, he's not an editor. He was their social media guy.
POV: You’re 7 years old and meeting the new neighbors.
This 1970s pedo look is not appealing, it brings out the Soylent too hard. It’s just waving a red flag that you’re probably into some degenerate stuff.
POV: You’re 7 years old and meeting the new neighbors. View attachment 3187270
This 1970s pedo look is not appealing, it brings out the Soylent too hard. It’s just waving a red flag that you’re probably into some degenerate stuff.
Never thought I'd see Super Mega with a link on the main page of the site. It's too bad they're good boys. Especially Ryan, his best friend killed himself and they got taken advantage of by Markiplier and they cant seem to catch a break.
As someone who has handled business credit accounts, this is just amateur hour level shit. Absolutely no one was paying attention to this account at all or it would have easily been noticed in the first few months, if not the first month. How often were they traveling or drinking? Or going theme parks? These are probably not considered normal charges and would stick out like a sore thumb on statements. SuperMega is not a large company with many employees, embezzlement of this kind should not be possible. Should have at least been caught at the end of the first year just combing expenses for tax time. I don't get it.
Not to mention there is almost never a good reason to not stick a hard limit on employee cards. When you issue an employee card you have an option of putting a monthly purchase limit on it. Specifically to prevent such shenanigans. You can usually change it up or down online, but why they wouldn't put a limit on it is beyond me. Did they really expect Jackson to spend 5k a month for them? On what? They really trusted this couch surfing dirt bag
I've tried to run a few hypotheticals through my head to give at least a SOMEWHAT reasonable reason as to why this shit would go unnoticed and honestly, it keeps coming back to these retards thinking they're big boys with their LLC and have no idea what a general ledger looks like. For them to pay the credit card every month without question means they either are that stupid and accepted that "Of course our friend would only make business expenses on this card" (having no idea what a proper business expense is), or Jackson was their "bookkeeper".
The only reasonable situation I can come up with is;
They followed the Arin Hanson method of tax filing; meaning, "I'll pay 'em when they Audit me".
They literally kept no General Ledger of any conceivable form, not even at least a running excel spreadsheet.
After years of not filing taxes, the IRS notified them that they were going to get their asses dilated.
Upon finding out that a very, very pissed accountant was reconciling their books going back 7 years; Jackson decided to go out in style and spend as much as humanly possible knowing his free ride was soon to end.
Now, I don't work for a manchild Let's Player; so the company that I work for has a woman whose sole purpose is to monitor the Company Cards. And when I make a purchase without a PO#, within DAYS I get a shitty email from her, understandably. These two have learned a 60k life lesson (and that's the 60k they're aware of), from a glance their channel is sinking and they're never gonna get this money back so they're shit out of luck.
These people have to have a fucking accountant, right? They have to. It's too retarded for a company making a million dollars a year not to.
Someone, somewhere is doing payroll and making sure bills get paid and all that other shit. Even if it's one of these idiots who didn't hire a dedicated numbers person (always fucking do this unless you're doing it yourself and not business retarded).
Someone should at some point looked at this card and gone 'why is there thousands of dollars in personal expenses on this business card' unless ALL of them are using it for personal expenses and only this guy is using the card 'too much'..
You'd catch this shit within four or five months enough to at least realize it was happening otherwise.
This is why every half competent company requires you to produce receipts of things you spend money on before they reimburse you.
They're LA trash and non-jewish and their main business is playing video games. They admittedly hate cops and the system, man. What makes you think they're smart enough to have an accountant or business acumen?
its kind of hard to pay someone back when they're in jail.
honestly, the civil suit will probably cost them more than the money they could get back if he decides to fight the charges. all those billable LA lawyer hours.
its kind of hard to pay someone back when they're in jail.
honestly, the civil suit will probably cost them more than the money they could get back if he decides to fight the charges. all those billable LA lawyer hours.
Surely they'd push for a complete reimbursment of litigation costs from Jackson himself, it even explains it in the 3rd Cause of action segment of the full lawsuit document
Probably been posted already but full doc here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wyef17y2cWWdIJm4KgdI21T0kv_kNhP7/view
Jackson's Patreon announcement video sheds some light on the hard hitting details of behind the scenes at SuperMega. It gives us a completely reasonable reason for why he embezzled this much money, which is that he was just trying to get enough to afford a Plymouth Prowler. He also describes himself as providing leadership at SuperMega, which I can only assume is a reference to how he lead the company in credit card charges.
Heres a patreon exclusive video about one of his purchases, uploaded August 17 2021 about a monkey tiki mug created by Tiki Tony. These mugs are sold by Tikiland Trading Company and they're fucking expensive and cool
If we look at the receipts, we can find that he spent about $176 on the mug. In January 2022 he also returned to the Tikiland Trading Company, spending $375 on their website.
Here are all the patreon exclusive drink recipes he made, they all sound pretty fucking good
- 2 oz of irish whiskey
- 1 oz Lemon Juice
- 1/4 oz Raspberry Liqueur (I used Chambord)
- 1/2 oz Simple Syrup
- Syrah Wine
- Soda Water
Add all ingredients besides the wine and soda water to a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake thoroughly and strain over a cube of ice in a rocks glass. Float wine on top. Finally, top with soda water.
1 oz. 100 proof Rye
½ oz dark jamaican rum
¾ oz. Campari
1.25 oz. pineapple juice
1 oz. fresh lemon juice
¼ oz ginger syrup
Add all ingredients to a shaker, shake and strain over cracked ice
Garnish with an umbrella, lemon slice, and a cherry
3/4 oz orange juice (blood oranges if you’ve got them)
1 oz Islay Scotch (I used Laphroaig 10 year)
3/4 oz Cherry Heering
3/4 oz Punt e Mes Vermouth
1 egg white
Peychauds bitters (for garnish)
Add all ingredients except for bitters to a cocktail shaker and dry shake with the egg white (meaning no ice yet, this lets the egg white froth better)
After dry shaking, add ice and briefly shake again to chill the drink.
Strain into a coupe.
Add 1 or 2 dashes of bitters in a splatter like fashion atop the egg whites and enjoy!
2 oz 100 proof Rye whiskey
1 dash of Angostura bitters
2 dash of Bitter End Memphis BBQ bitters (until they make a Texas style)
1 macerated maraschino cherry
1 barspoon of syrup from cherries
Orange peel
Add the syrup, bitters, and cherry to a rocks glass. Macerate the cherry with the bitters.
Now add the Rye and a rock of ice.
Stir until chilled.
Garnish with an orange peel.
- 2 oz Bourbon
- 1/2 oz Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur
- 1 barspoon maple syrup
- 1 dash walnut bitters
- 2 dashes orange bitters
Add all ingredients over ice and stir. Garnish with a cherry (or three...) Pretty straightforward Old Fashioned construction.
Quick Tip: for a sweeter cocktail I would swap the Luxardo for some Cherry Heering
Never thought I'd see Super Mega with a link on the main page of the site. It's too bad they're good boys. Especially Ryan, his best friend killed himself and they got taken advantage of by Markiplier and they cant seem to catch a break.
This is just off the top of my head but they were editors for Markiplier before moving over to Game Grumps because Markiplier apparently overworked the shit out of them
Markiplier, the reigning champion of youtube brand safety is a hardass to work with? Figures considering his output is still steady after all these years. You don't get that from being lenient.
Fuck man, what pure, concentrated autism made him openly share that he was committing a felony on a discord server? I swear to god discord users lose 30 IQ points instantly when they create an account. Also very funny that he thought he would get away with it, even when making millions 60k dropping off the books is VERY noticeable. Crazy that he was just like, eh go fuck yourselves though. Dont think he realizes this could land him in prison for three years or I think he would be in DFE mode right now.
The same autism that makes others livestream their crimes before and after they happen. Crack cocaine wishes it had the addiction power of internet validation.
Maybe I'm exceptional, but I don't understand how you could easily confuse a credit card from your employer with one from your dad and then also not realize you've spent all of that money on said business card.
