🌟 Internet Famous Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump - "Hey I'm Grump!" of Game Grumps fame, hypocritical SJW doxer, shat himself recording a let's play

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Soviet Jump game isn't even original.
They're just filling the hole Mario Royale left when Nintendo DMCA'd it.
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Never forget...
 
Uncle Nintendie waits until release so they can sic the lawyers on you vigorously.
Wouldn't that be the financial clusterfuck. They already must be hemoraging money on this playerless battle royal.

Speaking of SJG, this individual has been playing 12+ hours a day since release:
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Probably still playing as we speak...
 
Wouldn't that be the financial clusterfuck. They already must be hemoraging money on this playerless battle royal.

Speaking of SJG, this individual has been playing 12+ hours a day since release:
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Probably still playing as we speak...
As of writing this, this mad nigga's played 50.4 hours now. Fucking hell, just play Minecraft instead
 
Sure, but I’m referring to the video I quoted. In it, there’s clips from TTYD where Dan mentions he got badge suggestions from the fans and Arin has a freak out about being able to play his way, and have a ‘unique experience’. Arin would rather wallow in misery than take fan suggestions about how to make the experience more enjoyable.

I think I've mentioned it elsewhere but this was the unsub moment for me. I was only watching Game Grumps cause of Dan (got sucked into his nice guy act) at this point but Arin was just being too much of a cunt for me to continue.
 
So I played some Soviet Jump Game. I wanted to make a vid but there wasn't enough footage because I was only playing with two others. I'll try again later, hopefully there'll be more people then.

Some notes:
- I like the art and music. Also, you can turn the glitch effects off, thank god.
- The game has a shitload of screen-tearing even though I turned on V-Sync. Dunno what's up with that.
- The menus are incredibly unintuitive. Somehow it never feels clear what pressing a certain direction will highlight. GG no re.
- The controls, dear god. These are not controls for precision based platforming. Even just trying to jump unto a pipe that's two blocks wide feels like a crapshoot.
- The hitboxes are weird. You don't just touch a coin or powerup and get them, you have to touch their center. It's unlike any platformer I've played.
 
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So I played some Soviet Jump Game. I wanted to make a vid but there wasn't enough footagebecause I was only playing with two others. I'll try again later, hopefully there'll be more people then.

Some notes:
- I like the art and music. Also, you can turn the glitch effects off, thank god.
- The game has a shitload of screen-tearing even though I turned on V-Sync. Dunno what's up with that.
- The menus are incredibly unintuitive. Somehow it never feels clear what pressing a certain direction will highlight. GG no re.
- The controls, dear god. These are not controls for precision based platforming. Even just trying to jump unto a pipe that's two blocks wide feels like a crapshoot.
But at least it didn’t cost money! All sins forgiven, right?
 
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