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Soviet Jump game isn't even original.
They're just filling the hole Mario Royale left when Nintendo DMCA'd it.
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Soviet Jump game isn't even original.
They're just filling the hole Mario Royale left when Nintendo DMCA'd it.
It's really got to make you wonder how Arin is managing to get away with his blatant Super Mario Bros. rip off gameView attachment 1097468
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Uncle Nintendie waits until release so they can sic the lawyers on you vigorously.It's really got to make you wonder how Arin is managing to get away with his blatant Super Mario Bros. rip off game
Wouldn't that be the financial clusterfuck. They already must be hemoraging money on this playerless battle royal.Uncle Nintendie waits until release so they can sic the lawyers on you vigorously.
Wouldn't that be the financial clusterfuck. They already must be hemoraging money on this playerless battle royal.
Speaking of SJG, this individual has been playing 12+ hours a day since release:
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Probably still playing as we speak...
>EU servers are up
As of writing this, this mad nigga's played 50.4 hours now. Fucking hell, just play Minecraft insteadWouldn't that be the financial clusterfuck. They already must be hemoraging money on this playerless battle royal.
Speaking of SJG, this individual has been playing 12+ hours a day since release:
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Probably still playing as we speak...
Sure, but I’m referring to the video I quoted. In it, there’s clips from TTYD where Dan mentions he got badge suggestions from the fans and Arin has a freak out about being able to play his way, and have a ‘unique experience’. Arin would rather wallow in misery than take fan suggestions about how to make the experience more enjoyable.
But at least it didn’t cost money! All sins forgiven, right?So I played some Soviet Jump Game. I wanted to make a vid but there wasn't enough footagebecause I was only playing with two others. I'll try again later, hopefully there'll be more people then.
Some notes:
- I like the art and music. Also, you can turn the glitch effects off, thank god.
- The game has a shitload of screen-tearing even though I turned on V-Sync. Dunno what's up with that.
- The menus are incredibly unintuitive. Somehow it never feels clear what pressing a certain direction will highlight. GG no re.
- The controls, dear god. These are not controls for precision based platforming. Even just trying to jump unto a pipe that's two blocks wide feels like a crapshoot.
EDIT: Lovelies on Main have been getting very agitated and pissed off it seems.
The Lovelies are revolting.
That sounds like a feature, not a bug.That's okay - they still have he House party expansion/DLC to look forward to (though can't imagine things going over well if it turns out you can't get either Grump naked/have sex with them).
All kiwi game matchmade in Games forum when?So I played some Soviet Jump Game. I wanted to make a vid but there wasn't enough footage because I was only playing with two others. I'll try again later, hopefully there'll be more people then.
I refuse to install Russian spyware.All kiwi game matchmade in Games forum when?
Just run the game as admin, you'll be fineI refuse to install Russian spyware.
I refuse to install Russian spyware.
China already knows I'm a filthy degenerate, what else could they learn?Does that imply that you'd be willing to install spyware from other countries?