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Alright, so when can I expect a brave Kiwis book report on babys Arin's Uncle Cecil's first book?
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To appear in your asshole right after you go to the bathroom.Alright, so when can I expect a brave Kiwis book report onbabysArin'sUncle Cecil's first book?
Oh God, philosophy? Does this mean he's written in a really bad comparison, like when he compared sucking at games to failing at making toast? That's the extent of Arin's philosophyIt wouldn't be surprising if the conversion actually got fucked up in the process and they didn't bother to check despite being released like, what, 2 months after the announcement?
But hey, at least the book got raving reviews from prestigious sources:
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I think at it's core the concept he's trying to do is just okay and in general should stay like that. It's the advertising and social ineptness that caused something what would be "Just okay" to either be "LMAO AMAZING" or "What a cunt" reactionwise pending on your vibes to the formersRead the prologue and part of the first chapter. Got bored quickly so definitely not my bag, but it's totally something I would have enjoyed as like, an eight year old, in the vein of Nancy Drew. If he had an editor or a co-writer it's not a terrible concept. Execution is bootyass from what's already released. Biggest sin is that it's typical.
Fucking Saved!I hate the "lovelies". I forgot /polygrumps was a thing, they made porn off the Ross/holly/Jared thing.
Way too flattering if you ask me.I hate the "lovelies". I forgot /polygrumps was a thing, they made porn off the Ross/holly/Jared thing.
Wow, didn't know the "lovlies" had it in em. Despite Ross being the most sympathetic and someone I genuinely hope finds more success. The whole "we wanted to live in different states, so we divorced" narrative he was throwing out was one of the most blatant lies I have ever seen (and quite frankly a beta male move).I hate the "lovelies". I forgot /polygrumps was a thing, they made porn off the Ross/holly/Jared thing.

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r/rantgrumps - I think I found out who the main author behind GHAC is!
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All I knew about Vernon was the gay boy bait game, this is amazing. It's amazing that Arin's first response is to make a bad skit, which is only good marketing in the sense people talk about it.For those who don't want to traverse Plebbit, I'm gonna be adding it here directly for posterity and reformatting it a bit so that the links aren't all over the place and read better.
The fandom apparently pissed Vernon off so much that he spent 3 years making a book about it to spite the fans, and they created Cecil in order to hide that fact because - no shit - having your creative director metatextually shittalking fans outright isn't going to go over well.****WARNING: SPOILERS FOR GHOST HUNTERS ADVENTURE CLUB AHEAD****
It's Vernon Shaw and I think I have the evidence to back it up. Or at least a lot of very convincing evidence that points in his direction:
Just to be 100% clear: No, I'm not saying that Vernon is telling Arin how to portray Cecil, or that Vernon is writing Cecil's lines or tweets.
- Vernon and his (twin?) brother essentially having created the whole premise and drawn up key visuals for the GHAC book back in 2012 as seen in this post from Vernon's insta (the post is still up right now): It even describes how Vernon and his brother pretend to be mystery solving adventurers when they compete in cycling races, call themselves "Ghost Hunters Adventurers Club", and have a secret handshake. Everything lines up with the protagonists of the book. In chapter I, it even says that the two protagonists "did their secret handshake and walked toward the chateau." That can't be a coincidence?!‽
- In GHAC, the protagonists are two twin brothers who claim to be identical twins but don't look very much alike. Are Vernon and his brother identical twins who don't look alike? I can't find any socials or posts of Vernon talking about being a twin. But there seems to be some parallel there, maybe?
- The two protagonists in GHAC ride around on a motorcycle: Vernon is obsessed with riding his bike, bicycles and motorcycles and his tumblr is full of images of bicycles and motorcycles.
- Vernon and his brother are avid cyclists and compete in races together (as stated in the instagram post linked above and in other posts). The two protagonists in GHAC are brothers and ride together on a (motor)bike.
- Vernon's tumbler and instagram has tons of posts featuring art and photos with human skull heads. He seems to be very into all kinds of art with skulls and human skeletons. Not halloween or goth stuff, just skull heads. There are so many that I didn't care to grab them all
- This is very interesting when you look at Dr. Cecil's signature and the official GHAC enamel pin
- Don't quite buy the skull connection? Well, Vernon even has a collection of skull head trinkets in his home, ordered a custom, hand-made bicycle frame with a skull head painted onto the frame and has a skull head tattoo on his right forearm. And what also has a human skull on it? The GHAC crest(coat of arms?)!
- Dr. Cecil states on his Twitter profile that Twitter is a "wretched site", while Arin seems to always have been very happy about Twitter and interacts and talks with people on Twitter nearly every day. However, Vernon hasn't been on Twitter since 2017 due to "mental health stuff" I know that one is grasping at straws. But then look at header photo on his Twitter; Another fucking skeleton!
But I distinctly remember Vernon getting a ton of hate from a lot of fans that seemed to get to him a lot. I don't remember in which context, but I'm also pretty sure Arin mentioned to Dan, or the other way around, that Vernon didn't feel the GG fans liked him so he didn't want to be in GG episodes or 10mph anymore. Don't quote me on that. But he did definitely disappear very suddenly to the point where many fans though he quit his job at GG. And I'm sure just as many have just forgotten about him entirely because he's barely ever seen or heard on GG(if ever) since he "left" Twitter.
Obviously, I can't say with 100% certainty that Vernon wrote this by himself or anything like that. I still only read the sample of GHAC so I can't say if there are more clues. But thinking about how most Gg viewers are either indifferent or annoyed by Vernon, he definitely would never had a fair shot at selling any kind of merchandise let alone a $15 book to anyone(hot pepper gaming is long over and not on anyone's radar).
Arin, however, has a couple hundred thousand people lined up to s his d at a second's notice and has the perfect platform to sell nearly anything. You simply wrap it in some dumb angry-old-crook narrative with the Dr. Cecil character that makes it seem like Arin thinks we can't tell he is Cecil in disguise and nobody will figure it out. Perfect gaslighting technique, Grumps, 10/10!
The thought of thousands of people buy a book written by someone they don't care about, downright hate, or just don't know is kinda awful but also hilarious when thinking how aggressively some fans defend Arin on everything he says or does.
I guess that's the thanks and sincerity you get from the Grumps for being a Lovely!
And in case you're curious, the Main subreddit has gone into full lockdown over this and is hiding posts about this. Not outright deleting them, but hiding them outright.
Always count on plebbit to turn an already sad shitshow into something worseSomehow, this is even more pathetic than thoughts of AI or Arin writing.
I'm sorry what?All I knew about Vernon was the gay boy bait game
I think he’s talking about Dream DaddyI'm sorry what?
I just noticed there's another skull inside the O in the Venture Bros skull logo.Man I SWEAR Iv'e seen that logo somewhere....
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Hmmmm it's on the tip of my tongue...
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I know most front facing skull designs look relatively similar, but something about an ink blotch/ Rorschach art style specifically leaves me skeptical
The dating sim? What was it called?I'm sorry what?
DREAM DADDY. Thank you!I think he’s talking about Dream Daddy
Might as well pull the trigger. Poor guy has been through enough in his lifetime.To distract everyone from people finding out Vernon wrote the book, Arin threatens Sonic.
But then he’d suffer the ultimate indignity of that degenerate Danny sodomizing his corpse.Might as well pull the trigger. Poor guy has been through enough in his lifetime.