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Adamska said:
Speaking of questions, how often did Phil spam his horrible erotic fanfiction at you?
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He never showed me directly, I only saw what was posted to online galleries.

Dynastia said:
Why did you gut a man like a salmon while staring him in the eyes?
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As touched upon in one of my other posts, someone got drunk, forgot how keys work, decided I must have done this on behalf of our mutual landlord, and/or that our mutual landlord was in my apartment, broke into said apartment at 2 AM and attacked me. Woken from a sound sleep, cornered in my bedroom, and wearing only a pair of white briefs, I attempted to reason with him, demonstrated that I had a knife and was prepared to defend myself, then tried to close and barricade my bedroom door against him. He broke down that door and lunged at me, and I swung the knife while staring him in the face...and when the police came (after I called them while he was kicking in my front door) he somehow convinced them that I was the aggressor.

introman said:
How true is this story?

http://www.y-gallery.net/journal/akichanx3/141253/
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I wasn't even in the state at that time, I was working at a gaming convention (I believe Origins, but it might have been Double Exposure)
 
Phil's Favorite Footlong said:
As touched upon in one of my other posts, someone got drunk, forgot how keys work, decided I must have done this on behalf of our mutual landlord, and/or that our mutual landlord was in my apartment, broke into said apartment at 2 AM and attacked me. Woken from a sound sleep, cornered in my bedroom, and wearing only a pair of white briefs, I attempted to reason with him, demonstrated that I had a knife and was prepared to defend myself, then tried to close and barricade my bedroom door against him. He broke down that door and lunged at me, and I swung the knife while staring him in the face...and when the police came (after I called them while he was kicking in my front door) he somehow convinced them that I was the aggressor.
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Doesn't sound like you sliced him open like a salmon then. When people slice a salmon open it's to gut or fillet them. Sounds like you maybe gave him a few superficial cuts while leaving him totally ambulatory and capable of speaking to the police. Is that what you did? Left some bitchy little scratches on his forearms maybe?
 
Phil's Favorite Footlong said:
considering that my then significant other was also male, could we maybe not use the word "faggotry" please?
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No, there's people who prefer the company of their own gender and then there are flaming fucking faggots, ADF is one of the latter. You won't last long here if you're easily offended.
 
Dynastia said:
Doesn't sound like you sliced him open like a salmon then. When people slice a salmon open it's to gut or fillet them. Sounds like you maybe gave him a few superficial cuts while leaving him totally ambulatory and capable of speaking to the police. Is that what you did? Left some bitchy little scratches on his forearms maybe?
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Lateral swipe across the chest, and they had to take him to the hospital for stitches. I'd just been hoping to make him back off, but he was faster than I expected.

The Dude said:
@Phil's Favorite Footlong out of the original trilogy, what's your favorite Mad Max movie?
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Master Blaster runs Bartertown!
 
Could you perhaps describe Phil's interactions with Corrine in detail? Was Phil in love with her?
 
Flowers For Sonichu said:
Why does your roommate need permission to use your dishes? Isn't cohabitation about sharing stuff?
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He was not my friend, and I didn't choose to live with him specifically. I dealt with the landlord directly, the co-tenant came with the 2 BR apartment, was supposed to be leaving shortly after I moved in, and would use my only cook pot and leave it half full of leftovers for a week if I wasn't proactive. Asking him not to didn't work. I also had substantial amounts of groceries/supplies simply vanish into thin air after he'd have company over (we're talking large things like a 2 pound package of ground beef, a gallon jug of laundry detergent, or a 12-pack of toilet paper, things that one doesn't just forget using). I tried to keep anything I wanted to use- or continue owning- out of the common areas.

Big Nasty said:
Could you perhaps describe Phil's interactions with Corrine in detail? Was Phil in love with her?
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Phil didn't dote on Corrine to the extent he did me. From what I saw, it was more like a big sister attachment than romantic, but whatever was going on, I know she didn't appreciate it.
 
Phil's Favorite Footlong said:
He was not my friend, and I didn't choose to live with him specifically. I dealt with the landlord directly, the co-tenant came with the 2 BR apartment, was supposed to be leaving shortly after I moved in, and would use my only cook pot and leave it half full of leftovers for a week if I wasn't proactive. Asking him not to didn't work. I also had substantial amounts of groceries/supplies simply vanish into thin air after he'd have company over (we're talking large things like a 2 pound package of ground beef, a gallon jug of laundry detergent, or a 12-pack of toilet paper, things that one doesn't just forget using). I tried to keep anything I wanted to use- or continue owning- out of the common areas.
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Was he the one you gutted like a fish?
 
Just read through the entire thread, and you sound like a fascinating and awesome person. If I'm ever in your area I'll totally take you out for a no-hetero dinner and we can swap cheesecake recipes.

An actual question now:

If you could go back in time, what do you think you might do differently in dealing with Phil? Do you think you would have tried even harder to help him, or would you have avoided him entirely? What advice would Today Dusty have for the Phil of 2007/2008?
 
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