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I feel Talk To Staff is a bit too stuffy for some people feeling comfortable asking small or simple questions to moderators, and I also believe there could be some more levity between staff and users.

Try to avoid using this to interrogate about moderation decisions, like "Why was I banned?" since that's something that genuinely should be handled in Talk To Staff. Threads posted there will be treated with more urgency and seriousness. Generally.

Use this thread to ask us questions, serious or not, and we'll answer them accordingly to whimsy.
 
What went through Null's head when he thought it was a good idea to encourage kiwifarmers to congregate offline?
I believe this trophy (and the entire system) is quite old
2) Is this even legal, doesn't it count as domestic terrorism to encourage this?
He's only encouraging marriage, not reproduction :shiteating:
3) What if the other half becomes active on the forums after the marriage? 4) Does she have to be a boyfriend-free girl?
She had better be if you're getting married!
5) What do if girlfriend/wife becomes radicalized by beauty parlor? (5.5) can I seek damages from kiwifarms?
:shiteating:
6) Where is the kiwifarms dating app?
I'll answer this one seriously, this thread has unironically become the dating thread:
7) Does kiwifarms recognize gay marriage?
Fuck you now I want to know too.
@Trombonista Please help saar
 
In the trophies section I noticed this:
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How is this verified? What went through Null's head when he thought it was a good idea to encourage kiwifarmers to congregate offline?
And then this:
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I have so many questions. 1) WTF 2) Is this even legal, doesn't it count as domestic terrorism to encourage this? 3) What if the other half becomes active on the forums after the marriage? 4) Does she have to be a boyfriend-free girl? 5) What do if girlfriend/wife becomes radicalized by beauty parlor? (5.5) can I seek damages from kiwifarms? 6) Where is the kiwifarms dating app? 7) Does kiwifarms recognize gay marriage?
I'm pretty sure those "trophies" are just traps to trick you into dropping your opsec.
 
Since my question wasn't answered do to be distracted by my retarded trophies question, I remember years ago there was some sort of tag system that would list keywords with a tag shaped box at the end of threads. Does anyone know what I am talking about?
 
Since my question wasn't answered do to be distracted by my retarded trophies question, I remember years ago there was some sort of tag system that would list keywords with a tag shaped box at the end of threads. Does anyone know what I am talking about?
Yes. It hasn't been a thing for some time, as far as I can tell.
 
Why did you pick your mod name to be your mod name?
 
Twenty dollars. Paid to your favorite website*.

* KiwiFarms, if that wasn't clear.
Follow up question: how do I donate said monies anonymously to Kiwi Farms so that I can get the reactions?
 
Do folks make alts on here? Can you even pull that off when every account has to go through a mod?
 
Why is the ‘+quote’ and ‘reply’ option whited-out and unavailable on certain posts in a thread?
 
Can you even pull that off when every account has to go through a mod?
I could just register filling in some form telling me this was an evil hate website. The mod stuff is because of the gay pedophile at the gates.

Why is the ‘+quote’ and ‘reply’ option whited-out and unavailable on certain posts in a thread?
From what I've noticed it is when the post is deemed too large. You can still quote sections by highlighting the text and then clicking the buttons that light up (or quote the entire post by doing that, then copy-pasting the entire post into the quote box)
 
Do folks make alts on here?
They do.
Why is the ‘+quote’ and ‘reply’ option whited-out and unavailable on certain posts in a thread?
 
How often when browsing threads do you moderate if there isn't a report and you see a double post or a picture needing a thumbnail?
If I see posts that need obvious moderation (i.e. double post, image not thumbnailed, someone shitting up the thread, etc.) I will take care of it to save myself a future report to take care of, and to keep the threads on topic.
What is an old user ban you'd like to see overturned?
This will be controversial but ArmPitCream.
Do mods sometimes put funny notes on users for the hell of it?
most of the time it is stuff like "I put three warning points on this retard because he won't stop shitting up the thread"
What made you become a mod? Love for the site, the people, or something else?
Null wanted someone to moderate the DSP subforum who was active with more aspects of the website. The DSP board is very insulated so having a mod with a wider perspective of the sites culture was important.
How fat are KF jannies compared to Discord or Reddit jannies
I work out 4x a week and bench 245 and squat 275 below parallel. All mods are chads and stacys.
How do you feel about pineapple on pizza?
I hate it. Pineapple does not belong on regular pizza. If you want pineapple on pizza, then make a fucking dessert pizza.
I don't understand why this sticker earns fewer points than "informative," given that people seem to value it more, based on what I see. The sticker basically functions like a lesser "Achievement" sticker, except it doesn't come from Null but rather donators.
Informative is used for posts that are truly informative to the thread. The higher a post's rating points, the more likely it will get highlighted, which benefits those that are reading through the thread more quickly.

What happened to you as a child to become such an abomination?
I have been on the Internet since the early 90s.
Are joke/meme reports annoying?
Yes, sometimes. Don't over use the joke reports.
I guess that's two times zero?
correct. we do it for free.
Should i make an omelette or a fried egg
what would you put in the omelet? A Denver omelet sounds good right now.
Was getting caught part of your plan?
Why yes, of course.
What's the most annoying thing to sweep up as a Jannie?
images not posted as thumbnails - especially if there are multiple images.
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I have so many questions. 1) WTF 2) Is this even legal, doesn't it count as domestic terrorism to encourage this? 3) What if the other half becomes active on the forums after the marriage? 4) Does she have to be a boyfriend-free girl? 5) What do if girlfriend/wife becomes radicalized by beauty parlor? (5.5) can I seek damages from kiwifarms? 6) Where is the kiwifarms dating app? 7) Does kiwifarms recognize gay marriage?
We had a user that was getting married and had their SO sign up to the site and post so she could get the trophy.
Do folks make alts on here? Can you even pull that off when every account has to go through a mod?
Yes, identifying sock accounts is definitely part of moderation.
 
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