Assassin's Creed thread

[Edgy But Dull]

that's what I'm actually waiting for, not just going full DEI but going all in. there's nothing african-americans like more than having to deal with zesty brothers.

I look forward to some brothers buying the game thinking they're going to get WE WUZ SAMERI and then get hit with the GAY NIGGERS IN JAPAN

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Ass Creed is up there with Mortal Kombat and FIFA in "normies will buy a PS5 and this game, play it for 3 hours and quit" and itll reflect in the sales. I genuinely do not expect this game to bomb in any way but discourse wise. It will sell a ton if not at least enough to keep the franchise alive.

I'm down to only needing the mastery challenges in Valhalla but I'm quitting. I am not gonna fucking bother with those, they are beyond ass cancer, and however much I wanna continue on to Unity or Black Fag, both got co-op achieves so I'll be there for the story if anything, and that's a hard sell compared to the brainrot solution of watching a youtube video.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

ResetERA is still salty over the delay of Assassin's Creed Shadows, Ubisoft's apology to Japan, and changing Yasuke's description from "Samurai". Now they think of Japanese gamers as "Japanese Right-Wingers" and "Japanese Chuds".

 

[Asian tech support]

>literally appeasing a group of people who would never buy it no matter what
where have we seen that one before i wonder

Guy is correct though. There's no point in courting anyone besides the modern Ubislop audience at this point. People's minds are made up. The "chuds" were never going to buy it even if they replaced George Floydsuke with based and redbulled Chaddu Thundurucocku. That bridge has been burned. The game has long been secondary to the circus surrounding it.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Ubisoft have changed the cover for 'Assassin's Creed Shadows', moving Yasuke into the background. This is like the Finn Chinese TFA posters, Ubisoft are desperate

Source

 

[Edgy But Dull]

Ubisoft have changed the cover for 'Assassin's Creed Shadows', moving Yasuke into the background. This is like the Finn Chinese TFA posters, Ubisoft are desperate

Source

>random chubby Japanese kid dead center
I'm not playing this game but I'm 100% going to watch some streamer play it just to see how awful it is.

 

[Marty Robbins]

The only negroid in an entire country goes around killing thousands of the native population. genius social commentary

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

>Entirety of black twitter calling anyone who thinks this game is gonna eat shit either racist, secretly white, or asian and worshiping whites

>Entire game is being made by pasty white French Canucks

>"Historical expert" for the game is a uber liberal japanese bitch that's obsessed with gay pedophile fujo fiction

>The depiction of Yasuke they're going with (and desperately trying to convince everyone is real) was made up by a (((White))) motherfucker named Thomas who wrote about how Yasuke liked it up the ass from Nobunaga and has been completely discredited and run out of academia for making up shit about Yasuke

You fellas ready for Bukku Breakku 2025?

 

[Jace on ice]

The only negroid in an entire country goes around killing thousands of the native population. genius social commentary

It's way way worse than that if you've seen the gameplay previews.

Kang is like nine feet tall and effortlessly tears through hordes of 5'2 Japanese guys who look small and weak by comparison.

The icing on the cake is hip hop music blares while he decapitates them and Japanese maidens bow to him in the street as he stands surrounded by bloody corpses.

It's hard not to see this as some bizarre racial fetish porn. It probably literally is since it's developed by the French who famously love cuckholdery.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

It's hard not to see this as sime bizarre racial fetish porn. It probably is since it's developed by the French who famously love cuckholdery.

One of the fat white women working on this thing (iirc a team lead) straight up had "I love BBC" shit in her profile before corpo-ing it up for the press of Shadows.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Looks like BLACK SAMURAI game is complete shit lmao

 

[SpellforceFan]

Looks like BLACK SAMURAI game is complete shit lmao

Doesn't stop sellouts from doing damage control through "objective" videos:

 

[30+GameOvers]

Doesn't stop sellouts from doing damage control through "objective" videos:

Did he actually praise the nigger game, even after he did the same with Dragon Age Veilguard? LMFAO

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Did he actually praise the nigger game, even after he did the same with Dragon Age Veilguard? LMFAO

Retard has terrible taste. He thinks everything is great. You could probably sell that nigger bad rats in a UPS box covered in dysentery, and he would be like, "Hm - This is really well done, and I had my fun in it. I felt like this game, this Bad Rats is a start to a new series."

 

[Miller]

Looks like BLACK SAMURAI game is complete shit lmao

It's quite clear that the female shinobi was the protagonist all along. I guess having a female protagonist didn't give enough ESG good goy points.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Retard has terrible taste. He thinks everything is great. You could probably sell that nigger bad rats in a UPS box covered in dysentery, and he would be like, "Hm - This is really well done, and I had my fun in it. I felt like this game, this Bad Rats is a start to a new series."

True, but as much as his opinions are dogshit, I get a feeling he's at least genuine, and not bought out like Gman and friends. I could be wrong tho.

 

[Love Is Blue]

True, but as much as his shits are dogshit, I get a feeling he's at least genuine, and not bought out like Gman and friends. I could be wrong tho.

imagine having utter shit taste and not getting paid for it like those other faggots desu

 

[SpellforceFan]

True, but as much as his shits are dogshit, I get a feeling he's at least genuine, and not bought out like Gman and friends. I could be wrong tho.

He really should go back to making game plot summaries instead of reviews and such. Those at least were objective.

 

[Asian tech support]

True, but as much as his shits are dogshit, I get a feeling he's at least genuine, and not bought out like Gman and friends. I could be wrong tho.

Genuine or not, his gimmick is fucking gay, and to top it off, there's no guarantee that 100%ing cheevos is even truly 100%ing a game unless it's Ubislop style shite. Expect much more like this in the future because these are the only kinds of games where his gimmick isn't severely lacking.

 

[Incecticyder]

Asians and Jews are Schrödinger's Minorities: They are minorities that have been oppressed, prosecuted and enslaved in the past but due to their successes despite adversity, they are not considered actually a protected class despite the fact that when looked upon with colorblind lens, they are indistinguishable from the other oppressed racial and ethnic groups that are considered a protected class. This game is a great example of that. May Ubisoft learn its lesson and fire those that push racism as the new equality before they are bought by those that actually take offense to being seen as stress relief for blacks with victim mentality and whites with white guilt.