Assassin's Creed thread

Tanner Glass said:
This is going to be comically terrible - they cannot help themselves.

AC-Shadows is going to have Yasuke be a full samurai, become a Ronin after Oda's death, personally kill the betrayer, and then be the real and secret power that literally unifies Japan.
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And end up with a harem of Japanese women that he all knocks up and then his mutt descendants proceeds to rule over Japan right into the 21st century.

>inb4 mutt's law.
 
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So, a few hundred years ago, some turbo autist called Oda had be to be as eccentric and weird as possible, and now all of Japan has to deal with entitled westernized blacks claiming melanin folk built Japan and were the perfect samurai and so on.

Weird how the effects of autism ripple through time.
 
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TheCrackMonkey said:
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And so it begins.....
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Decided to check this guy's twatter again, and he's exactly what you'd expect from a Hasan fan.
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Sithis said:
So, a few hundred years ago, some turbo autist called Oda had be to be as eccentric and weird as possible, and now all of Japan has to deal with entitled westernized blacks claiming melanin folk built Japan and were the perfect samurai and so on.

Weird how the effects of autism ripple through time.
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I'd bet if you showed Nobunaga what would happen in the modern day if he kept that weird funny dark man around he'd have it killed right on the spot.
 
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That Chris Guy said:
It won't happen because Japan is way too pozzed, but true justice would have Japan attempt to sue/put pressure on Ubisoft for their pushing of Yasuke as being central to the Sengoku Jidai, in the same way that China threatened EA for having a Chinese faction be the bad guys in BF4, which basically ensured that EA never made a villainous faction that wasn't Nazis or Russians in all their future games.

I'm not completely disregarding the possibility that Sony will make some retarded BLM statement about this like in 2020 though, to curry favour with its retard fanbase.
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Bro us Japanese aren't buying this game. Trust me it's been boycotted
 
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Xenomorphs Are Cute said:
The spokesman of Japan:
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The "Japanese" likes:
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Also, Japan doesn't hate Yasuke, they have both a waifu (Fate) & twink Yasuke. Hell, he's literally the main boss in 2 Nioh games.
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It's Ubisoft's revisionist, we wuzzed, bullshit they hate.
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Yasuke was a joke and treated as such. Making him into some sort of legendary samurai is even a bigger joke.
 
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TheCrackMonkey said:
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I'm a degenerate weeb, and i can say with near certainty that those images are from westerners. You see that kind of artwork all the time on xitter by furry tranny faggots with patreons.

SiccDicc said:
Riiiight. Even Japan has these kinds of activists in their country, but I'm pressing X pretty hard here.
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A lot of the English teachers over there are literal pozlords or liberal women. @realAlmondfish is a good follow for a laugh, she's some uber liberal American woman who lives in Japan and is constantly complaining about the place being racist and wanting Japan to change it's ways to cater to her ideals. She gets shit on by the Japanese a lot, it's pretty funny how out of touch she is.
 
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Elderly Homosexual Negro said:
I'm a degenerate weeb, and i can say with near certainty that those images are from westerners. You see that kind of artwork all the time on xitter by furry tranny faggots with patreons.


A lot of the English teachers over there are literal pozlords or liberal women. @realAlmondfish is a good follow for a laugh, she's some uber liberal American woman who lives in Japan and is constantly complaining about the place being racist and wanting Japan to change it's ways to cater to her ideals. She gets shit on by the Japanese a lot, it's pretty funny how out of touch she is.
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People don't understand Japan is an ethnostate. Just open to others if they pass stringent tests and can prove they can provide to the society, similar to how it use to be in the us.

I still remember the day my grandmother asked my cousin

"Why you bring nigger in my house? You know dey stink, dey steal. I will feed it tho"

My cousin brought her black bf over for Thanksgiving. My grandmother is Okinawan
 
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Man at Arms said:
People don't understand Japan is an ethnostate. Just open to others if they pass stringent tests and can prove they can provide to the society, similar to how it use to be in the us.

I still remember the day my grandmother asked my cousin

"Why you bring nigger in my house? You know dey stink, dey steal. I will feed it tho"

My cousin brought her black bf over for Thanksgiving. My grandmother is Okinawan
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What's the deal with all the Nigerians and Kurds over there atm? i see a lot of Japanese people complaining about the Kurds for littering etc specifically. They also nearly all blame Kishida. Why are there loads of Nigerians and Kurds there? what's going on? lol
 
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Elderly Homosexual Negro said:
What's the deal with all the Nigerians and Kurds over there atm? i see a lot of Japanese people complaining about the Kurds for littering etc specifically. They also nearly all blame Kishida. Why are there loads of Nigerians and Kurds there? what's going on? lol
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I'm honestly not sure. I've not heard of this. Let me do some digging.

Found an article
"Kurdish people holding Turkish passports began living in Kawaguchi and Warabi from about 1990 because the area is only about 30 minutes away by train from Tokyo Station. Since then, considerable number of Kurds are on provisional leave from immigration facilities for overstaying their visas"
Essentially they were war refugees that were granted short visas and now they refuse to leave.

I don't understand why people don't consider this an invasion.
 
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there's not a chance in hell the actual game is going to be more entertaining than the state of Yasuke's Talk page on Wikisneedia.

also i've personally canonized that "(Personal attack removed)" originally said "nigger" in all the instances of jannies cleaning up.
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oh no
mean words on the internet
no fucking wonder it's so shit to use when you can't even express a modicum of dissatisfaction or unpleasantness towards a person for acting like a complete tard
 
Man at Arms said:
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I'm honestly not sure. I've not heard of this. Let me do some digging.

Found an article
"Kurdish people holding Turkish passports began living in Kawaguchi and Warabi from about 1990 because the area is only about 30 minutes away by train from Tokyo Station. Since then, considerable number of Kurds are on provisional leave from immigration facilities for overstaying their visas"
Essentially they were war refugees that were granted short visas and now they refuse to leave.

I don't understand why people don't consider this an invasion.
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There is apparently 4000 Kurds incoming to Japan though, i read an article about it a few months ago and some of the Japanese guys on twitter were complaining about it lol. Also, there is this youtuber who does late night walks through Roppongi etc whilst streaming, and there are groups of niggers just stood about speaking in random languages.. it looks pretty bad for Japan tbh,
 
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Elderly Homosexual Negro said:
There is apparently 4000 Kurds incoming to Japan though, i read an article about it a few months ago and some of the Japanese guys on twitter were complaining about it lol. Also, there is this youtuber who does late night walks through Roppongi etc whilst streaming, and there are groups of niggers just stood about speaking in random languages.. it looks pretty bad for Japan tbh,
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Probably mostly in the cities. I'm not in them. But you're most likely right. All the governments seem to be importing 3rd worlders.
 
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