Assassin's Creed thread

Yeah square itself dropped Sony exclusives completely because woke ideology is ruining their games. FF7rebirth was the nail in the coffin for ps exclusives of ff
Square dropped exclusives because they have been bombing but they have fully drunk the woke Kool-Aid. They seem to think selling their woke shit on all platforms will sell.
 
Free Japan from Japan? What is this marketing dude?
Evil Templar chuds. Since they went full retard and are gonna turn Nobunaga into a heckin' proto-Marxist BBC-loving TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS ally, who the fuck are gonna be the bad guys? The original concept they had for a game set in Japan made so much more fucking sense for Nobunaga and Hideyoshi to be the evil Templar chuddenheimers and Tokugawa to be the heckin' Assassinerino given that one of his retainers was Hattori Hanzo, y'know the MOST FAMOUS SHINOBI IN HISTORY? It's such a no brainer to make an Iga ninja be the main character. Even someone whose knowledge of the period starts and stops at the Samurai Warriors series of games could've scored such an easy layup. How are they gonna explain the fact that Nobunaga conquered the Iga province after his retard son fucked it up royally? Keep in mind that the samurai families from Iga basically had their own semi-autonomous confederation which functioned similarly to a heckin' democracy, another reason why the original concept for a Japanese AC was such a damn no brainer.
 
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Evil Templar chuds. Since they went full retard and are gonna turn Nobunaga into a heckin' proto-Marxist BBC-loving TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS ally, who the fuck are gonna be the bad guys? The original concept they had for a game set in Japan made so much more fucking sense for Nobunaga and Hideyoshi to be the evil Templar chuddenheimers and Tokugawa to be the heckin' Assassinerino given that one of his retainers was Hattori Hanzo, y'know the MOST FAMOUS SHINOBI IN HISTORY? It's such a no brainer to make an Iga ninja be the main character. Even someone whose knowledge of the period starts and stops at the Samurai Warriors series of games could've scored such an easy layup. How are they gonna explain the fact that Nobunaga conquered the Iga province after his retard son fucked it up royally? Keep in mind that the samurai families from Iga basically had their own semi-autonomous confederation which functioned similarly to a heckin' democracy, another reason why the original concept for a Japanese AC was such a damn no brainer.
I mean this changed after the first three games, but technically in the original games especially the first one the assassins were not portrayed as especially moral or good people.
In the original game your mentor is the bad guy
That being said the modern AC games did away with all that and now the assassins who kill people are heckin good boy wholesome big chungus friendorinos who are just misunderstood.

Nobunaga and Hideyoshi especially Nobunaga were basically the Vlad the Impaler's of their society in how they dealt with their enemies, pretty hard to spin them into noble heroes.

My guess is that kang serves as a Samurai under Nobunaga but then has a crisis of consciousness and teams up with brickjaw to oppose Nobunaga after discovering he's a member of the Order of the whatevers, I forget what the name for the Templars is in the new games.
 
Roppongi has been niggered up for 2 decades now and they mostly run scam bars and nightclubs.

I've read the Nigerians in Roppongi pressure even tourists (let alone the locals) into entering the bar and paying expensive drinks for the hostesses. Why is Japan allowing this unethical behavior that might hurt tourism?

It's without a doubt white christians would be major antagonist for black and asian team up, but is Ubi retarded enough to make white guy main antagonist or some daimyo will be big bad.
Also making arriving people in closed country bad guys worth exterminating seems pretty nationalistic and anti-globalistic. But it's white devils you see, they are really seed of all evil

My prediction for this game is that Whites are the bad guys but you won't see any. They will only speak about the oppression by the Whites. The last boss itself will be a Jap race traitor who works for the Whites. Blacks, women, Asians, and the good Japs unite to defeat evil Jap last boss, then Japan is freed from the Whites and the house nigger Nips (House Nippers?).

From Grummz's post, Senior IGN editor Matt Kim is defending his Assassin's Creed Shadow clickbait article while going on a rampage.
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He "cares" about Japanese representation.
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Who the fuck asked this gook's opinion? Not even a proper gook, just an overseas gook. Why do we keep hearing the opinions of Koreans (who hate Japan) about anything Japanese? He has no authority to talk about Japan, and he barely has any about Korea. He's a Westoid like everyone else.

Where's the Japanese voices? All I see are crackas, jews, gooks and niggers.
 
The Ubijews have anti tamper protection for their single player games, I remember some guy getting banned for modding points in AC Odyssey (wanted to skip the RPG grind and play it like the original games), the whole Ubi account got nuked. I doubt they will allow mods on this one. Ever since AC Unity they wanted to drag out the game with RNG shit, and then make you pay for it if you want to skip it. An asian/white mod will end up like the Spider Man flag mod, it will get nuked by both ubisoft DRM and the big mod sites.

I hate gayming so much!
 
That intro is enough to warrant spreading.
As mentioned a bit ago, Assassin's Creed is normie bait to the extreme. No matter the controversy (though it was very much helpful in getting this game in people's mind), no matter how much it isn't an Assassin's Creed game, normies do not and will never care about the quality of the work. Most normies don't have the time to, they play something for an hour or so, probably soypogging throughout, and when they're done you can ask them about the game and there's a genuine chance they'll either go "Assassin's what?" or "I had fun" and never mention it again. Only people who are actively online for at least some time will actually talk about it, like what we're doing now. Even then we're all a rare breed as the majority of people don't use the internet like we're doing now. Most of the ones that do are mostly actively ruining it or contributing to its ruination, but I digress. Most people buying this game are either Redditors or barely know what Reddit is, barely an in between.
The Ubijews have anti tamper protection for their single player games, I remember some guy getting banned for modding points in AC Odyssey (wanted to skip the RPG grind and play it like the original games), the whole Ubi account got nuked. I doubt they will allow mods on this one. Ever since AC Unity they wanted to drag out the game with RNG shit, and then make you pay for it if you want to skip it. An asian/white mod will end up like the Spider Man flag mod, it will get nuked by both ubisoft DRM and the big mod sites.

I hate gayming so much!
Strange given the amount of cheats for Ubisoft games, even online ones.
 
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But why Niggers? like seriously, there are many better suited people for cheap labour, the Nepalese would do it and not cause trouble.
Present administration is big on globohomo and so are the courts. I imagine they figure niggers will work for damn near nothing.
Why aren't they just deported? it's very confusing.
Those ones were brought in by the Yakuza and they still hold a lot of sway with government.
 
I thought this game is going to bomb?
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Because fucking normies are pre-ordering without seeing any fucking gameplay. God forbid they exercise some self-control.
I'm not even sure what it's competing against, either, so the numbers might not even mean anything. If you're the only player in the game then yeah, you're gonna be up there.

That said I pretty much expected this outcome, either way, since as you said... consumers are worthless.
 
But can you believe it really? Feels like that Anita Sarkisian damage control company is afoot. Lets face it Japanese game sales have not been popping lately either, so all it takes is a relatively low number and some corpo cuck journalist. Also lets face it Ubijew could be spamming pre order codes like a mother fucker. If it looks and feels like an OP it's probably an op. I know what this reminds me of now, Disney and the Captain Marvel thing they were caught buying seats etc to tip scales to own the haters.
 
Who the fuck asked this gook's opinion? Not even a proper gook, just an overseas gook. Why do we keep hearing the opinions of Koreans (who hate Japan) about anything Japanese? He has no authority to talk about Japan, and he barely has any about Korea. He's a Westoid like everyone else.

Where's the Japanese voices? All I see are crackas, jews, gooks and niggers.

Fucking gooks are raised from a young age to hate Japan. Can’t take any Japan-related commentary from them seriously. The truth is that they hate themselves because they were always insignificant compared to Japan and China.

A country full of illiterate farmers who needed to have a language and script created that purposefully made it so easy to learn that even a nigger could pick it up.

I thought I saw a bunch of negative responses from Japanese Twitter that someone translated. I wouldn’t put any stock into pre-order numbers.
 
I'm popping in this thread for a moment to have a laugh. I don't know when people started wanting an Assassin's Creed game set in Japan, but I seem to recall it already being spoken up about when Assassin's Creed III came out. That's how long people wanted it. Years and YEARS without Japanese AC, and now they do it. And guess what?

THE LEAD IS A FUCKING NIGGER LMAO

This shit is so stupid but I haven't cared about this franchise since Black Flag so fuck it, let's have a laugh.
 
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Did Suicide Squad also have high pre-order sales? I wouldn't hold my breath.
I don't know about Suicide Squad KTJL having high pre-order sales. But meanwhile on Amazon Japan. This may be worth investigating if Ubisoft is taking shortcuts on buying their own games just to show that it's number one.
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Meanwhile, this Japanese user is pretty much done with woke games. Surprisingly the tweets have over 20 million views.
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