Assassin's Creed thread

[gaysexenjoyer]

If the game was a giant adult swim shitpost like this I would forgive them.

 

[30+GameOvers]

If the game was a giant adult swim shitpost like this I would forgive them.

The AI voice of Takeo from COD Zombies for the Ninja at the end makes this so much better

 

[moocow]

Read the comments.

Whooooooole lotta bots in there. Jfc I've rarely seen them go this hard trying to salvage a turd.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Whooooooole lotta bots in there. Jfc I've rarely seen them go this hard trying to salvage a turd.

Quite a few Indians as well, who all seem to have had a stab at trying to be some sort of trailer uploaders. It just reeks of old stolen accounts. Its pretty wild how botted this game is, its far too open. I wonder if Upper Echofaggot will do a piece on the extreme botting, or if his love of the woke will stay his hand from bad mouthing this proud game.

 

[Mystery Spy]

I gotta ask, I know Yasuke isn't liked, but how well was the female Ninja Naoe received? I can't help but notice that nobody is talking about her.

 

[Monolith]

I gotta ask, I know Yasuke isn't liked, but how well was the female Ninja Naoe received? I can't help but notice that nobody is talking about her.

Exactly.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

I can't help but notice that nobody is talking about her.

Outside of bad voice acting and only having the option to be a muff-diver romantically, what else is there to talk about?

She's a generic character.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Outside of bad voice acting and only having the option to be a muff-diver romantically, what else is there to talk about?

She's a generic character.

Wait, she doesn't even get any male romantic interest? Not even Yasuke's BBC?
Whoa buddy, you think Japanese are pissed now, wait until they get a load of this. It's one thing to mess with their history and culture, but to mess with their cummies?

 

[Mystery Spy]

Outside of bad voice acting and only having the option to be a muff-diver romantically, what else is there to talk about?

She's a generic character.

I will take your word for it. I am not gonna play this game. I asked only because when fans aren’t simping for a main female character you know they devs must have screwed up badly.

 

[SmugAutist]

It's probably because Japan is suffering a social catastrophe, but I've noticed how there are overwhelmingly more female characters made for gachas than there are males, and frankly it's a little tiring. I mean, I love monster-titted hourglass women only slightly less than the next guy, but after the first 200 of them? There's only so much gooning that needs to be done in a day.

The titillation will continue until the birth rate improves.

 

[BScCollateral]

I will take your word for it. I am not gonna play this game. I asked only because when fans aren’t simping for a main female character you know they devs must have screwed up badly.

Rule34.xxx has no tag for Assassin's Creed Shadows.

Uhm, my friend told me.

 

[p1138]

Rule34.xxx has no tag for Assassin's Creed Shadows.

Uhm, my friend told me.

Yeah it does. Actually checked because I didn't believe this statement. Even fucking Concord did, people will draw porn about damn near anything.

 

[Brain Power]

I gotta ask, I know Yasuke isn't liked, but how well was the female Ninja Naoe received? I can't help but notice that nobody is talking about her.

There was a guy here who was simping so hard for Naoeussy he bought the game just for her. Where did he go?

 

[30+GameOvers]

Are there any good Japanese reviews or analysis videos on this game? There is absolutely no way they didn't shit all over it, I'm not Japanese and even I'm disgusted the more I look into what's actually in Shadows.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Are there any good Japanese reviews or analysis videos on this game? There is absolutely no way they didn't shit all over it, I'm not Japanese and even I'm disgusted the more I look into what's actually in Shadows.

If you want actual full on reviews you're probably going to have to look through Japanese youtube, that's assuming you can speak Japanese.

Considering Shadows only sold 17k copies in Japan I think it's safe to say it wasn't exactly popular kek.

 

[anti SJW]

There is a town named Obama in AC: Shadows.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

There is a town named Obama in AC: Shadows.

Actually a real place, funnily enough.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Its pretty wild how botted this game is

Imminent destruction breeds desperation

 

[ZMOT]

That one gacha aimed at women with the BDSM catboy makes almost as much as the top three male-aimed gacha combined. Women are even bigger degenerates than men, and are far more likely to paypig for their degeneracy.

wait till they see the amount of dosh women drop at host clubs.

I mean, I love monster-titted hourglass women only slightly less than the next guy, but after the first 200 of them? There's only so much gooning that needs to be done in a day.

different personalities, different styles, different oufits for your waifu etc.
it's the boyband (or idol) principle "one for each type of fan"

Yeah it does. Actually checked because I didn't believe this statement. Even fucking Concord did, people will draw porn about damn near anything.

rule34 ALWAYS applies

 

[Lone MacReady II]

I gotta ask, I know Yasuke isn't liked, but how well was the female Ninja Naoe received? I can't help but notice that nobody is talking about her.

Call her N.A.O.E. (No Ass or Endowments)...

Wait, she doesn't even get any male romantic interest? Not even Yasuke's BBC?

Obligatory Mutt's Law.