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Random Internet Person said:
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EA: I am the Trash Man, i make trash. I come out, make trash and sell it
 
So which is the nip company that owns AOT and sold it out to ubislop? Take note of their names, the Lockley incident outed numerous actual-in-fact commies in the Japanese media, and I'd like to keep track of all the sellouts to keep my shekel purse away from them.
 
Wait wasn't the whole reason for the nigger being in the game being because its totally real history and the game is all about real Japanese history.... How the fuck is a AoT crossover adhering to what these French faggots and their defenders were saying? Also funny how the nigger gets a titan skin, really fits with the theme of a raging murder monster killing Asian men theme the game always had.
 
UCT said:
Wait wasn't the whole reason for the nigger being in the game being because its totally real history and the game is all about real Japanese history.... How the fuck is a AoT crossover adhering to what these French faggots and their defenders were saying? Also funny how the nigger gets a titan skin, really fits with the theme of a raging murder monster killing Asian men theme the game always had.
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COD Vanguard did this too, supposedly the most accurate WW2 game ever made but it had niggers and strong womyn everywhere, with no nazis in sight("enemy team"), abominable guns made by developers that clearly never saw a real WW2 firearm before, anime crossovers up the ass(AoT included) and of course, Snoop Dogg, Godzilla, King Kong and laser guns. First things I think of when World War 2 comes to mind, naturally. I would give Ubisoft credit if they included an isekai negro in the game, maybe Snoop Dogg drops from a magic portal and finds a talking bracelet ala Forspoken and together they kill a thousand Japanese men while Snoop smokes weed. That would at least be interesting, Yasuke is no more historically accurate and he's boring, absolutely nobody likes him and no amount of shitty anime bundles will change that.
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So we went from a magical negro shoving his BBC inside small, petite Japanese men with his stealth takedowns while rap music plays to just straight up having skibidi toilet looking motherfuckers in the game? Tencent must be real happy, all the heavy lifting to ruin this IP is done by Ubisoft themselves. Imagine how much ass licking there will be when a Chinese studio just makes AssCreed 2 but in China in a few years, people will compare it to this and blow their loads, bowing to their new bugmen overlords.
 
AnotherPleb said:
Honestly, a Three Kingdoms era Assassins Creed sounds fun.
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So would a Sengoku Gidai Era but we know how that story went. You can apply the "Ass Creed" formula on virtually any period and it would work. They just suck because the devs suck. There is almost no era that would not work and almost no game that the current Ubisoft wouldn't fuck up.
 
Incecticyder said:
So would a Sengoku Gidai Era but we know how that story went. You can apply the "Ass Creed" formula on virtually any period and it would work. They just suck because the devs suck. There is almost no era that would not work and almost no game that the current Ubisoft wouldn't fuck up.
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The difference is that Chinese investors won't let Ubisoft nog up their history
 
Incecticyder said:
So would a Sengoku Gidai Era but we know how that story went. You can apply the "Ass Creed" formula on virtually any period and it would work. They just suck because the devs suck. There is almost no era that would not work and almost no game that the current Ubisoft wouldn't fuck up.
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At this point they really just want to make alternate history games. There was basically zero Animus story in Shadows. The notion of "what if all these legendary figures throughout history were part of a cult and used alien tech to achieve their success?", cool. "Oh wait shit we have to infuse a bunch of cryptic Animus dogshit into it for it to warrant the AC name".
 
AnotherPleb said:
The difference is that Chinese investors won't let Ubisoft nog up their history
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Still, the formula does work for almost any case regardless if the Chinamen approve or not.

⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
At this point they really just want to make alternate history games. There was basically zero Animus story in Shadows. The notion of "what if all these legendary figures throughout history were part of a cult and used alien tech to achieve their success?", cool. "Oh wait shit we have to infuse a bunch of cryptic Animus dogshit into it for it to warrant the AC name".
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This is not even alternative history anymore. This is "wizard from the moon". All realism has been abandoned.
 
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