Asshole Things You Do

[fire_fly]

Sometimes, when I'm closing one of the stores I work in, I'll "forget" to turn the lights off when I go to the back to finish my paperwork so I can watch the security cameras and laugh as people try to get in.

I also made a habit of bringing my iPod to work so I can listen to it while shutting my register down. This serves two purposes: One, I focus better with music playing and get done a lot faster, and two, I can ignore customers trying to get in after hours. It doesn't always work, but having to listen to 15 straight minutes of the phone ringing was worth glancing up and seeing that bitch's face when she realized I wasn't going to acknowledge her.

 

[ActualKiwi]

...I post dead baby jokes on anti-abortion sites.

 

[GolgoXIII]

As a kid i'd troll the feral cats by shaking my cats temptations bag outside my houdr and watch them coming running from all over then close the door.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

I'm very judgmental and I've got a rather surly temper *shrugs*

 

[GolgoXIII]

I'm very judgmental and I've got a rather surly temper *shrugs*

This literally came to mind.

 

[Motherboard]

I tripped the autistic kid in 7th grade gym class because he wouldn't stop scream laughing at nothing.

I got away with it because I acted concerned when he fell and started crying.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Finally found my conversation log I was talking about in this post, https://kiwifarms.net/threads/asshole-things-you-do.11014/page-2#post-862996 it was on my old laptop which I haven't used in forever:

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Whenever I see someone doing something bad I will point it out even when I do the same thing myself out of sadism

 

[& Knuckles]

I recommend things I enjoy to people, but don't take anyone's recommendations myself.