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- Jun 18, 2016
I believe the virtue of his insanity is what keeps him alive. If he were ever to wake up and see his world for what it is - it would be like suddenly being jacked out of the matrix, go into shock and jump off of the mayoral office or some shit. Instead he has created a delusional world successful to the point of deriving pleasure out of it. Look at an adult, adult minded more rational man his age with chronic major depression or bipolar or a skitzo, or all of it rolled together- who had to face reality in an unsheltered world who kills themselves as a result of constant unending and increasing suicidal thoughts - that all the professional help and medication succeeds in only worsening to the point of living daily life in such exaserbated constant daily unending pain. Being Chris Chan for a day is better than the life of semi-sane misery others have to deal with. He is a magical exceptional individual who can pull infinite gold coins from thin air. I have never seen anyone else but the powers of satan that can pull that off. His insanity is a magical box of tools he developed to take him out of the kind of burdensome existences rational adults are doomed to carryout for eternity. Chris is saved by the virtues of his insane makeup. He is probably living a more enjoyable and successful life than a percentage of his high school peers. only time will tell, if he survives into his late 50's and still able to escape, enjoy, and create despite the defects it will be a life well lived.
I'd say that his peers are enjoying a more successful and enjoyable life however. They probably have moved away from that mutated backwater and started careers. That Latino fellow (his name escapes me) who was once a companion of Chris seems very confident with his body. Megan seems very happy (the photo of her in a white dress). His Gal Pals all moved on. From my understanding of Mimms and the other fellow (again his name escapes me). They went to business school. In short they earn more than Chris has, probably live the suburbian dream of gardening and tranqulity. Chris lives in a fantasy world that is collapsing on him. Cwcville's cultural and infrastructural growth has stagnated to Post Prestroika-Glastnos economic growth. As no new existential growth was conducted in the past 6 months. Namely he's not drawing his comic world anymore.
Let's humor for a moment and view Cwcville as a REAL country, a city state. Even with Foreign aid (ie Dseck's gift of 1000), or people's orders of Cwcvilleian cultural artifacts (his shitty medallions, Ambitos, birthday videos). All these GDP artifacts are nullified given the recent posts of people sending in well deserved complaints to Esty, and Ebay and all other inputs of cash. Would this not be as some 3rd world shit hole say Uganda under Amin, or North Korea Under Kim. Money and aid go in, nothing comes out. Chris like any dictator is forced to appeal for aid (his insane videos) under the guise of medical aid (his mother is sick). Yet he still continues to embezzle our aid ala dictator Ferdinan Marcos.
So his world is seriously fucked up because we all saw what the hell happened to these regimes that misappropriated aid. Instead of investing in high tech (ie a 3d printer, or 3d pen). The Mayor-Father , further embezzles it. Like the Duvaliers trying to build "Sun City" in an attempt to enjoy comforts.
Where as other people, for the sake of this game let's pretend they're leaders of their own worlds. They're the countries that decided to invest in education (Mimms and Lucas going to business school), the other Chandlers (one a math wizard, the other a dentist). They're able to have a higher GDP and build a society that's prosperous not run down and comfortable...
Where as Mayor-Father Chris' world Cwcville has stagnated. North Korea's Peyongyang Ryongpyong Hotel (recently completed after 30 or so years of stagnation). The citizens are desperate, the Mayor-Father is desperate as he in reality doesn't visit the world that brought him comfort. And worse, Mayor-Father is looking like shit. Have you look at his skeletal eyes? He's as some real dictator who lived the comfort life and is slowly wasting away (ie Soharto). Making desperate appeals worried that his Tugboat's luxury cash won't last. Although he's not in dire disaster, he still has to check to see if us Weens the IMF are still there to enable his embezzlement.
TLDR: Chris is a evil Dictator of his third world shithole city state Cwcville. He's not doing as well as his peers because he has to constantly check his accounts to see if people are donating to him. He's a paranoid dictator who thinks everyone is an assassin troll trying to destroy him. If you consider all of his peers as "countries", their societies are high functioning developed countries ala Taiwan, Japan, South Korea, Hong Kong, USA, , UK, Kuwait or Dubai, , Germany, "Canada" (that magical society up north where delusional Americans think has no problems), etc. because these peers worked hard got jobs and have a steady paycheck and can buy shit whenever they want. Where as Chris like a dicator of a shit hole country films these Unicef like appeals now featuring sick citizens as represented by Barblax. These Peer's GDP produces things (work ethic, services that). Where as Chris' GDP has stagnated for the past 6 months (Chris not producing physical things, his Cwcville merchandise), Cwcville just produces : Stress farts, please help me videos, two PS4 videos, Frozen yogurt (sperm), videos of him gagging on his own sweaty semen, 1 birthday video of him saying "bbbelbebelbelbelebbrrrrblrbelbrlebrr", Zero Ambitos, Zero pages of Sonichu.......
At least East Germany produced SOME consumer goods, I have a whole stack of plates made from East Germany, bought from Ikea.
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