Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

[Zero Day Defense]

Edit: also, my autistic thunk for 139: when the final panel was revealed, a lot of people thought it might be Eren or Mikasa. Somebody earlier in the thread brought up the idea that Historia could die in childbirth

Well she gave birth to the child earlier on, so she's not dead. I only vaguely recall the last panel image, but if I recall correctly, it looked a lot like alt-Eren rather than Mikasa.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

WAIT.

WAIT A MINUTE.
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DOES THIS MEAN EREN WOULDN'T HAVE GENOCIDED THE ENTIREWORLD IF MIKASA HAD JUST SAID SHE LOVED HIM?!?! DID HE LITERALLY GENOCIDE THE WORLD BECAUSE SHE FAMILY-ZONED HIM?!?!?!!

DOES THIS MAKE EREN THE BIGGEST INCEL/NICEGUY OF ALL TIME?!?! DID HE GO LITERALLY FULL-ON ELLIOT RODGER?!?!?!?!?!

did you say, SUPREME TITAN GENTLEMAN????!!!????
I'm literally wheezing right now.
man what a clusterfuck dumpster fire

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Someone fucking made an AITA post about Eren telling Mikasa he's always hated her, and posted it to the subreddit. It got deleted, but now it's on r/titanfolk, and I'm just fucking dead. (archive)

Spoiler: I really wish the scene had taken place at an Applebee's

AITA for telling my adopted sister that I've always hated her in public?

Ok, this might sound bad but honestly I think I'm in the right here. Some background. So me m19 and this girl (let's call her S) f19 have known each other since we were kids. Long story short, she had some family issues so she started living with my family when she was 9. This other guy (he'll be important later) we were both friends with since we were kids as well. Let's call him buddyboy 19m. So things have been really tough for us for a lot of years tbh, but we always had each other's backs. But S has always treated me like her little brother and has been way too overprotective of me. When I get hurt she always has to nag me about it way too much and tells me when I have to eat like she's my mom. It got to the point that it was really unhealthy. Once I was walking with another girl that I like when I was 15, and then she appears and looks really pissed off. It was really scary honestly. So scary that the girl I was with ran off. I felt absolutely suffocated by her.

Anyway after an unrelated traumatic experience I tried to distance myself from S, but she just kept on nagging me about every little thing even though I was depressed. Buddyboy always took her side, of course. Btw, he used to be awesome but he started to want to talk everything out like some big nerd. I cut off all contact with them for like a year.

With that background out of the way, recently buddyboy has been wanting to talk. So I said ok, fine we'll talk. We all go to applebees last week of all places and what do you know, S is up to her old habits. I tried talking things out rationally and talk about how I hate slaves and cattle like usual, but she kept going on about how I'm what makes her strong and all this crap. So finally I come out and say it. What was boiling in me for years. I tell her "Ever since I was a kid... S, I've always hated you".

Apparently buddyboy didn't like that because he flipped the table punched me right in the face in the middle of applebees. Of course I defended myself, and let's just say the fight was over quickly when I kicked the shit out of him. And he had the audacity to call me a slave afterward even though he knows I really hate slaves!

So, AITA?

 

[Punished Benis]

I was, holy shit.

They had no choice. Like, they just gave him so much power. He probably drew it and handed it to them and its like, the manga's fucking ending, what the fuck are they gonna do about it? Nothing.

Oh god, my AoT friends....this is why this thread exists. For this moment in time.

So what you're saying is that at this moment it felt like you were born to run up this hill shitpost in this thread?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Someone fucking made an AITA post about Eren telling Mikasa he's always hated her, and posted it to the subreddit. It got deleted, but now it's on r/titanfolk, and I'm just fucking dead. (archive)

Spoiler: I really wish the scene had taken place at an Applebee's

AITA for telling my adopted sister that I've always hated her in public?

Ok, this might sound bad but honestly I think I'm in the right here. Some background. So me m19 and this girl (let's call her S) f19 have known each other since we were kids. Long story short, she had some family issues so she started living with my family when she was 9. This other guy (he'll be important later) we were both friends with since we were kids as well. Let's call him buddyboy 19m. So things have been really tough for us for a lot of years tbh, but we always had each other's backs. But S has always treated me like her little brother and has been way too overprotective of me. When I get hurt she always has to nag me about it way too much and tells me when I have to eat like she's my mom. It got to the point that it was really unhealthy. Once I was walking with another girl that I like when I was 15, and then she appears and looks really pissed off. It was really scary honestly. So scary that the girl I was with ran off. I felt absolutely suffocated by her.

Anyway after an unrelated traumatic experience I tried to distance myself from S, but she just kept on nagging me about every little thing even though I was depressed. Buddyboy always took her side, of course. Btw, he used to be awesome but he started to want to talk everything out like some big nerd. I cut off all contact with them for like a year.

With that background out of the way, recently buddyboy has been wanting to talk. So I said ok, fine we'll talk. We all go to applebees last week of all places and what do you know, S is up to her old habits. I tried talking things out rationally and talk about how I hate slaves and cattle like usual, but she kept going on about how I'm what makes her strong and all this crap. So finally I come out and say it. What was boiling in me for years. I tell her "Ever since I was a kid... S, I've always hated you".

Apparently buddyboy didn't like that because he flipped the table punched me right in the face in the middle of applebees. Of course I defended myself, and let's just say the fight was over quickly when I kicked the shit out of him. And he had the audacity to call me a slave afterward even though he knows I really hate slaves!

So, AITA?

Apparently someone posted that on the real sub but it got deleted and people told OP they were the asshole

This made me laugh

EDIT: There is apparently a bronze statue of Levi in Japan

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I've been trying to figure out if Armin actually made it; as Mikasa is jumping into Eren's mouth, he lands a punch on Armin, and Armin's head is completely obliterated. To me it looked like the area where he'd be attached went along with it, so I think he might be dead too.

Edit: also, my autistic thunk for 139: when the final panel was revealed, a lot of people thought it might be Eren or Mikasa. Somebody earlier in the thread brought up the idea that Historia could die in childbirth- what if the final panel is Mikasa embracing Historia's baby who she decided to adopt? (Although I'm not sure if Mikasa uses 'omae' to refer to others, thats generally a male speaking pattern in Jap)

I was thinking the same thing, actually. The whole thing looked like a “we’ll take the hit and sacrifice ourselves so you can land the finishing blow” kinda thing.

Wait...are the only two characters that live going to be the two characters that are full blood descendants of Japanese people? Levi and Mikasa.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I've been trying to figure out if Armin actually made it; as Mikasa is jumping into Eren's mouth, he lands a punch on Armin, and Armin's head is completely obliterated.

Eren survived having his Titan's face sliced in half by one of Annie's swings, BTFO'd by one of Reiner's punches, and also BTFO'd by his own Titan fists.

I think Armin'll be fine.

Wait...are the only two characters that live going to be the two characters that are full blood descendants of Japanese people? Levi and Mikasa.

Levi's just an Ackerman, and Mikasa's an Ackerman hapa.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

@Secret Asshole If Isayama really had the balls really fuck with the fans he would've had Mikasa riding Eren's corpse while deep frenching his detached head.

They did that in Canaan

 

[Zero Day Defense]

They did that in Canaan

i don't remember that part of the Pentateuch

 

[WinchesterPremium]

i don't remember that part of the Pentateuch

It was in the Type Moon version silly

 

[Shady Attorney]

I’m surprised no one has made an edit of the kiss with Eren having a dead stare. He was cut while looking Mikasa straight in the eyes.
This scene shouldn’t even look like a heartwarming moment but a look at how psychotic this chick is.
ill take this all back if the last chapter starts with showing this panel being her delusion and then showing how crazy this actually looks as Levi snaps her out of it

 

[Secret Asshole]

Yeah. That always felt off to me, in most mangas. Fuck, I’ve seen better emotional development in a 13 page hentai yaoi doujin never thought I’d say this unironically, holy shit then all of this series so far. It’s so baffling to me that writers over in Japan in these high positions just cannot get it up, like, at all. I get it, some of this is meant for kids, and gore is seen in less serious light then over here in America, but good fucking god, if you’re going to explicitly show that people have clear feelings for each other for the entire series then do jack shit with it, don’t bother writing the romance at all, because I’d rather eat no burger then a burger with roaches stuffed in the meat, for a food comparison.

Its just very noticeable, since fucking is really a heavy plot element in pretty much all Western media when its there. Oh this series is emotionless. I mean, when you think about what it was supposed to be (People vs. Large Zombie People), then it makes sense. You're in for the intrigue the risks. The emotions are going to be tension and fear with character traits and maybe you explore it during breaks.

Honestly, I think its cultural. Because I think they like amping up the desire to sell merch and figures and weird shit so they can do all sorts of combos and cater to fans. But its really an alien mindset to me. Like with massive amounts of nudity, sexual innuendo in High School DxD but nobody actually has sex? That's weird. For no actual reason. I think high School DxD is where it first hit me, because even fucking Leisure Suit Larry gets laid in the end. Nobody in that highly sexually charged anime does. Eventually, spectrum or no spectrum, hormones and penis are going to win out.

I don't think Isamaya wanted to do romance, he got caught up in Game of Thrones and it turns out, bloodlines, fucking and romance were pretty big deals in medieval Europe. If you notice, that's right around the time of the Ackergenes, which were a casualty of him binge watching Game of Thrones. The problem is there can't be children without fucking. And there can't be fucking without emotion. I'll always remember the quote from Kinsey: "Sex is like a knife. It'll cut you if you let it." And its true. Sex without any sort of emotion is rare. Very rare, alien and unnerving. Which is why sex without emotion is used in horror and sci-fi to portray a lack of humanity. So with Isayama doing it, its hard to view these characters as real.

Because their desires stem from something Isayama was clearly not comfortable writing and writing outside of what he knew or wanted. So I don't feel like there was going to be any romance. Maybe tragic friendships, but not romances. But then he goes all Game of Thrones and oops. This is what we get.

See, my problem isn't that nobody's having sex-- I think it would be baller if some guy was swimming in women and they're making the conscious decision to not have sex with any of them because he can have sex with any of them anytime he wants like a gigachad.

...the problem is that the reason he's not having sex with any of them is because he's somewhere on the spectrum, and the reason why he's written as somewhere on the spectrum is because either the mangaka or the editor wants to create a romantic intrigue machine that lasts the entire series and accommodates every conceivable ship. For some reason this can't be accomplished by what I just described-- he actually has to be socially inept, but he also has to be aware enough so that a modicum of ship fuel can be generated from time to time.

I like AoT's approach, actually-- Eren's kinda dense, but it's not as though Mikasa's blatant (except for that "resignation to slaughter" scene from chapter 50-something where Eren discovers his Coordinate power-- that was as close as we were gonna get to a confession), and at any rate, he's preoccupied with his misunderstood sexual frustration burning rage against his freedom being stripped away by the walls, then the Titans, then the rest of mankind. Also, sexual intrigue is an secondary feature of whatever their relationship can be said to be-- primarily, they're bound by living life and death situations together.

The fact that the ship persisted is entirely on the very strange fandom.

Like I said, Asta (but I edited that so you might not have seen it). I don't mind that either, I'm right with you. I mean, there are plenty of Shonen protags that aren't autistic. Its just annoying as fuck because its not believable. I mean there is a manga that blatantly makes fun of this trope by having a guy being phobic to people psychologically (Val x Love) so yeah, there are reasons why he's extremely, EXTREMLY uncomfortable with the situation. But in most cases, there's no real reason why except editorial and create shipping, which fucking people do anyway, so its not like it seriously fucking matters. I think its cultural, honestly.

AoT is functionally asexual in my opinion. The characters don't really express love all that much. Its completely sterile. I don't even see sexual intrigue. I mean, I look at everything with Historia and I know its the author's problem. Because it makes no sense to side-line a well developed, important character unless you really don't understand romance, can't write it, but needed her to be pregnant. I never viewed it as ship fuel, the fandom did that. Isayama fucked himself when he made it with blood lines and breeding and then obviously can't write human interactions on romance with any modicum of competency. And shipping developed long before the start of the bloodline thing.

I mean, there's one of the most brutal sex scenes in this Russian sniper movie I forget the name of, which I really dislike because they fuck over the German sniper's character by making him sterotypically evil, which he wasn't. Anyway, these two desperate Russian soldiers, in one of the most life or death situations have sex surrounded by fellow soldiers. Because there's that emotional need to connect, physically as well. And I think that really defines it for me. Even in the worst situations, in the most awful situations, there's a need for a physical and emotional connection. And Isayama cannot convey that. At all.

To think that Eren was interested in any relationships with the way he is written, is kind of laughable, honestly. He's written more as a metaphor, a ball of anger and rage at the suffering of his people. He's not really written with an emotional need. Or very emotional at all. He has clearly expressed goals and desires, and a romantic relationship would interfere. So its hard for me to see him with anyone. Its done hamfisted and out of character and only done because Isayama doesn't know how to integrate it properly.

And so his fumbling, Eren becomes a raging incel virigin who killed a billion people because he didn't get to fuck.

 

[Uranus Pink]

Thank Urusei Yatsura for starting the forever virgin dickless perverted male protagonist trope and Ranma 1/2 and Tenchi Muyo for adding the harem trope to it and popularizing it. After seeing the 90ies dickless wonders, the 21th Century dickless wonders have the benefit of being surrounded by not quite hentai fanservice to give the audiences something to look at and make offbrand of.

 

[Islamic Heisenberg]

So basically he chose the School Days route? Isayama is kinda based then, all things considered. I love seeing normies on the cesspool that is twitter losing their collective shit over this. I'd take this ending anytime of the day if it means angering the normalfags.

Isayama is a fucking genius, AoT one of the best manga of all time, instant classic. Easily up there with 20th Century Boys, Oyasumi Punpun and Yu-Gi-Oh: Duel Monster. We're witnessing classic in the making.

 

[Hackallier]

Holy shit, what did I just wake up to?

@Secret Asshole Wins the entire fucking forum. I kneel.
I can't believe the leaks were right down to the point of Mikasa kissing decapitated Eren. I didn't post those because I thought for sure it was fake

 

[Anya15]

So is this worse or better than got? Like where does this rank on the shitty ending scale?

 

[Hackallier]

So is this worse or better than got? Like where does this rank on the shitty ending scale?

GoT ending was a pathetic wet fart that lasted for 3 episodes. This is a Masterpiece of a train crash that's taken years to reach the conclusion.

 

[Uncle June]

My biggest fear is that Yams writes an asspull where the titans are all reverted after Eren is killed. I have to commend him for the high emotional risk he took here by killing off damn near the entire cast in one chapter.

I think killing Eren will somehow cause creepy bitch Ymir to destroy the titan curse once and for all, destroying (read: not reverting) the titans once and for all. With that being said, the only two survivors in the story would be Mikasa and Levi, which seems appropriate. (Plus the Black Moblit dude since he is Marleyan, forgot him name)

 

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[Doctor of Autism]