Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

[Bunny Tracks]

Man, I just feel so bad for Carla. I mean, just look at her.

Look at how much she loved her baby boy, and what does he do to her? Gets her crushed under her own house, and eaten alive by a titan while her children watch in helpless horror, and then grows up to kill millions of other people just so he could have a chance to fuck his adoptive sister.

That is...anyone who still defends Eren is beyond help at this point. That man is a monster, and anyone who doesn't see that by now is either in denial, or fucking insane.

 

[Übertroon]

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I like how the part where "This fight won't end until the Eldians or the Rest of the world is wiped out" implies peace. I'm sure peace ambassadors will work as well as last time.
Or if mean he only saved his friends? He could have done that by genociding all the non Eldians too.

I also remember when the Killzone 3 intro implied peace

 

[Zero Day Defense]

If Eren was already a mother killing Hitler piece of shit who was willing to kill 80% of humanity for selfish reason might as well at least kill the non Eldians to stop racism, at least there wouldn't be the genocidal hateboner against his people anymore.

Still not the absolute solution that was desired. Paradis was against itself after the Rumbling started because there were plenty of people who didn't approve of omnicide-- that's also part of the reason why the SC and company didn't get immediately merked once they returned to the island.

Also, why is it always Hitler that comes up when we talk genocide? Why isn't it Stalin, or Mao, or the Young Turks?

Look at how much she loved her baby boy, and what does he do to her? Gets her crushed under her own house, and eaten alive by a titan while her children watch in helpless horror

Yeah, her children-- wrap your head around that one. God knows I'm still trying.

just so he could have a chance to fuck his adoptive sister.

That doesn't make any sense whatsoever, what the hell. The only thing he had to do if that was all he wanted was to be less intense enough to make some space in his brain to pick up on the massive hints she was dropping ever since he saved her from human traffickers. Or maybe he could have actually ran away with her at any time after they reached the ocean. Or hell, maybe he could have just decided to not die and live with Mikasa and his friends like he said he wanted instead of denying himself that as atonement and as part of his plan.

 

[Tim Buckley]

Still not the absolute solution that was desired. Paradis was against itself after the Rumbling started because there were plenty of people who didn't approve of omnicide-- that's also part of the reason why the SC and company didn't get immediately merked once they returned to the island.

I'm not fucking trying to justify genocide, I'm not saying that all conflicts would stop, but if all non Eldians were dead, the world-wide racism and fear against them would at least be over, Eren was a genocidal edgelord, but he couldn't even do that right, if you wanna kill humanity, either do it or not, a half assed 80% global genocide is as pointless and dumb as it is unforgivable.

Also, why is it always Hitler that comes up when we talk genocide? Why isn't it Stalin, or Mao, or the Young Turks?

Who gives a fuck, they all killed millions same shit.

 

[Akumaten]

Gawd did I make the right choice never fucking giving this shit a chance back like 10 years ago when it started getting hype.

Eren "dying" and becoming a Titan
Strike one

Eren using that ape titan ability as a "human"
Strike two

"Killing" Armin and using the titan serum to bring him back.
Strike three

That guy introducing himself as the "Attack on Titan"
Roll credits, this series is dead.

Man, I just feel so bad for Carla. I mean, just look at her.
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Look at how much she loved her baby boy, and what does he do to her? Gets her crushed under her own house, and eaten alive by a titan while her children watch in helpless horror, and then grows up to kill millions of other people just so he could have a chance to fuck his adoptive sister.

That is...anyone who still defends Eren is beyond help at this point. That a man is a monster, and anyone who doesn't see that by now is either in denial, or fucking insane.

You get used to it with Itachi defenders in Naruto...

 

[Berrakh]

Sorry to be late but just so I have everything: he doesn't get to fuck Mikasa (and if he had asked sooner she'd have done it probably), so he goes back in time to kill his mom(?), and kills millions more...and then turns into a bird? I feel like a lot of context is missing.

You get used to it with Itachi defenders in Naruto...

Kids don't understand the point of morality is not to min-max but to give people clear rules of accountability and match malign actions with commonly associated vices. Dune did this the most intelligently: Paul kills a man and his mom, acknowledging it was necessary, forces him to not ignore the moral dimension of what he had just done.
Everything else? "well they didn't have names ot weren't important except as props to important characters, therefore I don't actually feel bad so it can't have been bad."

 

[Tim Buckley]

You get used to it with Itachi defenders in Naruto...

Even Itachi made more sense and was less of a murderious piece of shit.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I'm not fucking trying to justify genocide

No need to signal to me how not-for-genocide you are. We're talking about a work of fiction, and moreover, a work of fiction where it's insisted upon that the characters operate in moral shades of gray regardless of their truest desires. I'm just saying that no solution was a perfect solution for the actual problem they wanted to address (the problem of hatred), and that that this was expressly acknowledged in the narrative.

Eren was a genocidal edgelord, but he couldn't even do that right

Probably for the same reasons the Hitler comparisons keep missing the mark.

Even Itachi made more sense and was less of a murderious piece of shit.

Yeah, he just killed his own clan and set his brother on a self-destructive path of revenge.

But, at least he didn't kill millions of people-- just dozens! And his intentions were pure, because he was more concerned with the welfare of the village than he was his own clan!

That guy introducing himself as the "Attack on Titan"

I will never understand why English localizers or whoever else chose to craft a different title and furthermore decided to make that title "Attack on Titan". "Advancing Giant"/"Advancing Giants"/"Advancing Titan" would have worked great enough, and it would have spared everyone the utter confusion of understanding the title drop by coming up with weird linguistic theories about what "shingeki no kyojin" is supposed to mean.

Sorry to be late but just so I have everything: he doesn't get to fuck Mikasa (and if he had asked sooner she'd have done it probably), so he goes back in time to kill his mom(?), and kills millions more...and then turns into a bird? I feel like a lot of context is missing.

The context is that the people responsible for that recap template read the way A&N regulars read.

 

[Übertroon]

Probably for the same reasons the Hitler comparisons keep missing the mark.

Yeah, Hitler killed less people, and he never forgot why he wanted the jews eliminated either

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Yeah, Hitler killed less people, and he never forgot why he wanted the jews eliminated either

Eren didn't forget why he wanted to start the Rumbling. At best, he didn't know why he wanted to "blank slate" the world, but it wasn't as if blank slating the world was even his principal reason for starting the Rumbling.

(also hitler couldn't expand well enough to genocide all the undesirables he would have wanted to genocide)

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

I was looking forward to an over the top ending that would provoke rage from all sides but honestly this was just sad. All that batshit craziness for a muffled fart of an ending at best.

Oh well. Lurking in this thread was fun while it lasted so thanks all for the reeeecaps and synopses.

so much for that epic planet shattering ending they'd been hyping up as if the Rumbling was some kind of Nuclear payload.

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

Man, I just feel so bad for Carla. I mean, just look at her.
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Look at how much she loved her baby boy, and what does he do to her? Gets her crushed under her own house, and eaten alive by a titan while her children watch in helpless horror, and then grows up to kill millions of other people just so he could have a chance to fuck his adoptive sister.

That is...anyone who still defends Eren is beyond help at this point. That a man is a monster, and anyone who doesn't see that by now is either in denial, or fucking insane.

Remember if your a hot anime boy you get a pass that's how it works. Even then you'll still have your haters but a band of tiktok newbie weeb girls are going to fawn and go "NU UR JUST JEALOUS CAUSE HE'S HOT AND UR BOY IS UGLY" or some shit.

 

[Berrakh]

/a/ is down to the final cope, the chapter was fake.
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Literally the same thing Sherlock fans did when the last Season was awful. "Why was it bad on purpose?!"

 

[Akumaten]

I will never understand why English localizers or whoever else chose to craft a different title and furthermore decided to make that title "Attack on Titan". "Advancing Giant"/"Advancing Giants"/"Advancing Titan" would have worked great enough, and it would have spared everyone the utter confusion of understanding the title drop by coming up with weird linguistic theories about what "shingeki no kyojin" is supposed to mean.

What Localization? The english subtitle on the main title is literally says ATTACK ON TITAN.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

What Localization?

It may not have been localizers-- my original understanding was that the English subtitle was added later as the series gained popularity, but the cover of the first tankoubon seems to contradict that idea.

Whoever came up with that title needs a stern glare, regardless. The Japanese would have been fine, but the narrative flourish of that title drop was lost on English speakers as they also mistook the subtitle as a translation of the title rather than something else entirely.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Had to make this after seeing people comparing this to the ending of Evangelion.

 

[Tism the Return]

ONLY THE ANIME ENDING IS CANON ERENBROS

THIS IS MY LAST COPE AHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

It may not have been localizers-- my original understanding was that the English subtitle was added later as the series gained popularity, but the cover of the first tankoubon seems to contradict that idea.

Whoever came up with that title needs a stern glare, regardless. The Japanese would have been fine, but the narrative flourish of that title drop was lost on English speakers as they also mistook the subtitle as a translation of the title rather than something else entirely.

COPE

 

[Protistology]

I heard Isayama came up with the English title.

 

[Gar For Archer]

I heard Isayama came up with the English title.

Talking with some of my friends who followed the manga, we decided that "Attack Titan!" would be a much better title because it (1) isn't complete nonsense and (2) keeps the double entendre from the Japanese title.