Audio Log From Chris About Ideal First Time

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Re: Audio Log From Chris About First Time (NSFW)

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I Be Bobby Boulders said:
An oldie-but-goodie. I'm sure the real thing was a far cry from this.
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Mostly because he left out the backpages and the gift basket afterwards
 
DJAndyMD said:
I Be Bobby Boulders said:
An oldie-but-goodie. I'm sure the real thing was a far cry from this.
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Mostly because he left out the backpages and the gift basket afterwards
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...or the struggle to figure out how to get his duck inside someone, the defecation, and two hours of crying for his mommy. :?
 
GFYS said:
DJAndyMD said:
I Be Bobby Boulders said:
An oldie-but-goodie. I'm sure the real thing was a far cry from this.
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Mostly because he left out the backpages and the gift basket afterwards
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...or the struggle to figure out how to get his duck inside someone, the defecation, and two hours of crying for his mommy. :?
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Chris likes Family Guy; maybe these lines were running through his head.

"I'm sorry, I don't think that was supposed to happen."
"The eight seconds of sex or the forty minutes of crying?"
 
Well, that was about as awkward as I thought it was going to be.
 
I don't know if it was a good or a bad thing that I couldn't understand most of what Chris was saying?

I'm guessing it would be the former. :pickle:

EDIT: I decided to give it another try and, oh sweet godbearjesus...

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Henry Bemis said:
Chris likes Family Guy; maybe these lines were running through his head.

"I'm sorry, I don't think that was supposed to happen."
"The eight seconds of sex or the forty minutes of crying?"
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I bet he shouted "Shazam!" too. I really wouldn't put it past him.
 
Holy shit. Dude, what the hell have you been smoking when you found this one? Let me have that, because I cannot unturn my mind on this one.
 
homerbeoulve said:
Holy shit. Dude, what the hell have you been smoking when you found this one? Let me have that, because I cannot unturn my mind on this one.
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I remember reading on the cwcki that Chris made some sex logs but never imagined he recorded himself talking about it.
 
Very awkward and boring. Only listened to half of it. The part about him keeping the medallion on was funny.
 
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....god...damn you djandy
 
homerbeoulve said:
Holy shit. Dude, what the hell have you been smoking when you found this one? Let me have that, because I cannot unturn my mind on this one.
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Whatever it was, it had to have been SOOO GOOOD. SO GOOD!
 
Is it public knowledge where the event with the hooker took place? Surely he didn't get her to come round to 14 Branchland court?

I also wonder just how disappointed he was with the whole thing during the weeks afterward. He really seemed to think losing his virginity was going to be some sort of watershed event and he would finally be "released" to live his life as an adult.
 
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