MysticMisty said:
Saney said:
Chris on a hunger strike? Yeah, I'm sure that'd last.
He was in jail for 24 hours or so after running over Snyder. He said he refused the first meal they offered him, but not if he continued to refuse food. It's possible he actually did go hungry before Rocky bailed them out...but I think he's full of shit, saying he went hungry.
He also pretended to be a genie according to rumor, a gimmick which Ali Babbo, the guy who pretended to be Cole and did one of the earlier facebook leaks played beyond the absolute fullest. Rub his magical genie balls!
Edit:
Okay okay, I listened to the whole thing. I doupt its from the hooker (didnt he say once he would prove he was straight by recording the first time he fucked, regardless of if the girl consented of that?) but rather of him masturbating, given the fact of the other noises in the backround, both a bit of uhm, smacking, and some very faint talking in the backround which is most likely TV (he usually likes to keep the tele on when hes doing shit) but also the length of the track (Masterbatin' and squirtin is something that both takes a while for him to do and is a little painfull because of a bent
and low stamina) alongside how he answers whoevers at the other end that he wears
colored underwear, then asks about hers. Ah, and as I am listening it again while writing this he kinda makes it clear that hes fantasizing then recording him fucking the hooker like I first thought this might be.
So with that all out of the way, I found this hilarous in a twisted way (but isnt that the way of all Chris content?
) as it does really hammer that he got probobly all of his information on sex from bits of sex ed, porn, and really fucking shitty romance movies/romantic comedys then getting told on how things work from one of his parents. I dont blame them. When fantasizing about this, he stutters on the "exciting" parts, gets quite a few simple functions of sexing quite wrong (I ate alot of chocolate before we did this. My cum would probobly taste like white chocolate!) and generally sounds like a kid discribing a porn. He also gets quite exausted towards the end.
oh christ listening to this gross unleaked (blorf) audio track I could dwelve into many minor things of him being... chris when it comes to sex. But the one very important thing I need to point out is this was clearly ment to go to one of his Gal-pals he skyped with. Noshit, right? I personally would randomly guess Bluespike or Ivy, and for reasons only God knows it never got really put out. Or, looking at the other things dropped by I am Perverted, none of them are on the Cwcki. That guys a nut and I would love to dwelve in more but I had my fun here, I sperged out and now I need to nap.
