August 8th review

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Polska krowa said:
If I'm not mistaken, the Grand Jury will decide whether or not it should be taken to trial. Chris is out awaiting the Grand Jury's verdict, so I think he'll have to return to prison/some kind of mental health facility awaiting trial if the Jury decides in favour of a trial
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This has nothing to do with the Grand Jury. It will never go before one. Chris is largely mentally incompetant. He's a high functioning retard. His lawyer applied for a Tard Defferal. The final decisions on that will be made today.

It is unlikely he will be held over for a full criminal trial. He seems to have managed well at the Gateway House. We can tell because he didn't end up back in jail. That will almost certainly be continued in some form.

It's a deferral. If or when he shows up back at 14BC the situation will change. But by this point the court his lawyer and the jail just want to be rid of this mother fucking retard and to put him somewhere he can be supervised.
 
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Blasterman said:
Shit ending for Chris, but still better than a homeless saga.
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The homeless saga is inevitable once he gets out of prison.
Staticness said:
Watch as he is sent to a woman’s prison and we get to see the legendary phrase “her penis” yet again.
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He spent a year in male prison and is listed as a male in the system.
 
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Neil said:
Classic Chris died when Bob did. The decade+ after that, he's been a shambling, increasingly mentally ill zombie with delusions of grandeur fed to him by people who only want the worst for him.
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Personally, I've always liked to believe that this was the true ending to the Chris-chan story. Everything else since was just an awful dream.
 
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Cateloaf said:
Not a lawfag, but is it possible that they send him back to 14 BC but have a wrangler visit him frequently?
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Usually, they just put the retard on an sex offender registry and rubber stamp an restraining order for the victim after he serves his time.

But given what's going on, they'll probably just sign the restraining order and try to relocate him farther away from Barb.
 
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My bet is probation and a restraining order from going near Barb but not necessarily 14BC.
 
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Pendulous Dong said:
The fact that the site has stayed alive long enough to see Chris Chan get a court date is a marvel to me.
Whatever happens, I'm glad I could see it here with all of you.
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KiwiFarms will never die as long as there are people who oppose the Globohomo lol

But seriously, I look forward to seeing Chris get his just desserts. Society shouldn't be required to let tards like him walk freely
 
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GumballFapper said:
He's gonna get off with a slap on the wrist once again

He somehow has managed to behave himself and not get kicked out in the last few months from the female care house he's in, so he's gonna get probation on good behavior or something, not having learned anything at all
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Rate me late/gay if this is something I've missed, but how do we know he's in a women's care home? I thought it was the consensus that he'd be in a male home like he was in a male's jail.
 
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