Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[lol cow supreme]

Spoiler: Austin and Justin 'Behind the couch'

If you know, you know.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

Spoiler: Austin and Justin 'Behind the couch'

If you know, you know.
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Should have put them over a lake catching BIG BOY NELSONS as the sun sets.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

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Lyrics:

I'm Mr. Bossmanjack, I'm high on crack
I'm gonna call Derrick, I’ve got his money back

Rats call me gamba addict
I fucked all their moms
I’m gonna win it big
Let's fucking go!

He's Mr. Bossmanjack, He's high on crack
(Fuck my life!)
He's gonna gamba some, He's due to win it back

Rats call me gamba addict
Cause I fucked their moms
Cmon, juice me up
It's never enough

Oh, Evil Eddie at his desk
Lookin’ at that ol’ switch
Now don’t you dare you fucking rat
And your mom is a bitch

He's Mr. Bossmanjack, He's high on crack
(Fuck my life!)
He's Mr. Lost it all, He's Mr. Lossmanjack

I’m gonna fuck a-dude!
I just lost it all
Eddie is a rigger
Fuck my fucking life

Spoiler: theme

I was waiting till somebody made a parody of bossmanjack with this.
It sounds alot better than what I came up with.

 

[break these cuffs]

I know twitch as an emote with two black dudes kissing each other. Does kick? It better get spammed if there is one.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Real Bossman behaviour

 

[Ego Deaf]

Update

 

[The Last Cigarette]

Real Bossman behaviour
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A real man shows emotions. He's not a fake bitch like some other streamers, gambling with fake money. He's all raw real balance here baby.

Suck my hairy ballsack if you think Bossmanjack plays with fake money.

Spoiler: Eddie is a Rigger

I FUCKING HATE RIGGERS

 

[Rigamaroo]

Real Bossman behaviour
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Whenever I look at Bossman with his hair short I cant get the image of Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle became addicted to crack, never moved out of the house and currently spends all day gambling money on livestream.

 

[Kees H]

Apologies for the BMJ eating clip, but while Austin is eating a burger like a fucking Neanderthal who first discovers goyslop for the first time in his life, his new gay lover Justin enters the room. Austin seems to say something like "yeah baby" or some shit, super gay. They continue talking about how good the Peterson family is in cooking up some good slop, the goyiest of slop.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Apologies for the BMJ eating clip, but while Austin is eating a burger like a fucking Neanderthal who first discovers goyslop for the first time in his life, his new gay lover Justin enters the room. Austin seems to say something like "yeah baby" or some shit, super gay. They continue talking about how good the Peterson family is in cooking up some good slop, the goyiest of slop.

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I hope Austin doesn't start saying he fucks the rats dads when he gets felted

 

[Kees H]

Justin and BMJ talking about having their "poles" ready for a fishing stream. I guess I wouldn't want to see that fishing stream. They are talking about doing the "fishing stream" on Justin's channel, which is https://kick.com/justinstakes but don't blame me if it will be actually gay sex and not a fishing stream. Don't shoot the messenger.

 

[sharp lint]

Justin and BMJ talking about having their "poles" ready for a fishing stream. I guess I wouldn't want to see that fishing stream. They are talking about doing the "fishing stream" on Justin's channel, which is https://kick.com/justinstakes but don't blame me if it will be actually gay sex and not a fishing stream. Don't shoot the messenger.

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That degenerate savage fellow must be on suicide watch lol. Poor guy was robbed of his bussy trip

 

[Kees H]

Well, technically we had a fishing stream. While @Null was talking about some drunk ass lawyer bish who couldn't even sue Eddie for his evil ways because he is permanently drunk, this is the fishing stream we got. 100% pure content.

We also got a couple of boofery seconds of Austin's wore down shoes. Why watch MATI when you can watch this PURE CONTENT.

More REAL, RAW, BOOFERING FISHING ON THE FISHING STREAM. Justin got the streaming down nigga, sheeiitttt. Apparently Austin has to use Justin's hotspot, maybe his parents cut off his data subscription?

These were all the parts of the "fishing stream" that weren't this nigger Justin just streaming his phone screen or just a black picture.

 

[Smokingpoop]

Well, technically we had a fishing stream. While @Null was talking about some drunk ass lawyer bish who couldn't even sue Eddie for his evil ways because he is permanently drunk, this is the fishing stream we got. 100% pure content.

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We also got a couple of boofery seconds of Austin's wore down shoes. Why watch MATI when you can watch this PURE CONTENT.

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More REAL, RAW, BOOFERING FISHING ON THE FISHING STREAM. Justin got the streaming down nigga, sheeiitttt. Apparently Austin has to use Justin's hotspot, maybe his parents cut off his data subscription?

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These were all the parts of the "fishing stream" that weren't this nigger Justin just streaming his phone screen or just a black picture.

True & honest content in its purest form

 

[Kees H]

They got it working boys, real fishing stream: https://kick.com/justinstakes

Boring as shit, but we got what we were promised months ago.

 

[Love Is Blue]

They got it working boys, real fishing stream: https://kick.com/justinstakes

Boring as shit, but we got what we were promised months ago.

fishingbros... The promised pond is real, Austin will stop gambling and he'll use his money to buy her mom a Civic

 

[Internet Wizard]

Update
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Platinum 4? Is there a fucking ranked ladder for ruining your life?
BMJ needs to get his W/L ratio up if he ever wants to hit challenger

 

[Agares]

I'm shocked BMJ hasn't been banned from these esports shooters for being "toxic" or some dumb shit. His cracked out ramblings are something straight out of 2010 era Xbox live.

 

[Kees H]

Well, the fishing stream just concluded, Austin fucked off for the last 15 minutes to borrow Justins car apparently (we all know, he had to get some crackerooski), and it was just Justin fishing for the last part of the stream. Quick impression of almost the entire stream, Bossman far away, not audible, fishing.

Ok, now some funny parts. Austin greeting the chatterooski. Fishing in the Yeezys, DATS WHATS UP NIGGA

Austin almost got a fish, but "he fucked his line up" and lost the fish.

Austin Fishing Tips, showing us how to put a line on a fishing rod. Of course, it goes great for our expert Fisherman and his gay buddy.

Austin spots a condom in Justin's tackle box. Gaaayyyy.

Austin shows how to put bait on a fishing line, tries to bite through the fishing line. Great shots of his dirty ass hands as well.

Austin picking up the phone, and the stream dies and starts boofering heavy. Shows their surroundings (if he's not covering up the cam, or the stream is dying). Brings up the condom again with Justin (gay). Bossman is also connected to the hotspot on Justins phone and is apparently watching the stream on his phone, which is incredibly dumb is the signal is already that bad, but that's Bossman in a nutshell.

This is the last time Austin is heard on stream, talking about the key of the car with Justin.

Justin makes a joke about Austin taking 750 bucks in juice for jumping into the lake (BOSSMANS A SAVAGE). Austin is already gone, and was shortly live in Discord from a car. Most likely picking up crack driving Justins car. Audio/video desync due to the stream being fucked up after Austin picking up the phone randomly a couple of clips ago which caused a massive dropout in the stream.

This shot of Justin fishing is the only thing we get for another 20+ minutes. This is the last 50 seconds, after which the stream dies, with no sign of Austin anywhere. It's also getting really dark. Apparently they drove home together according to the shit in his Discord, but Austin abandoned Justin for approximately 20 minutes on their 50 minute fishing trip.

And they left without catching a single fisherooski.

 

[Bonedome]

Platinum 4? Is there a fucking ranked ladder for ruining your life?
BMJ needs to get his W/L ratio up if he ever wants to hit challenger

It's Platinum SIX, get it right.

Also it's not ranked versus other people it's just ranked on amount gambled. Allegedly the fake currency can help get this number up in some amount as well.

Spoiler: Tier List