Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Some people say balldo won LCotY because he had more to lose, but he didn't end up losing anything except maybe his second house! It's so fucking RIGGED bros, and no one lifted a finger to help!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Some people say balldo won LCotY because he had more to lose, but he didn't end up losing anything except maybe his second house! It's so fucking RIGGED bros, and no one lifted a finger to help!

Quick, someone tabulate Boss' theoretical and actual financial losses due to gambling.

 

[drachenbarde]

Yassuo is up $800k today, fucking nigger. Meanwhile Bossman is freezing in his ice cold, dirty prison cell.

 

[ScurvyRat]

Yassuo is up $800k today, fucking nigger. Meanwhile Bossman is freezing in his ice cold, dirty prison cell.

FAKE MONEY
BOSS MAN DOES THAT SHIT REAL AND RAW

 

[Kees H]

Bossman summarized all the talk about other gamblers pretty well.

 

[AgarthaCrack]

Dear Jack, I wrote you, but you still ain't streamin' I left my cell, my Discord, and my email in the DM I sent two messages last stream, you must not've seen 'em
There prob'ly was a problem with your Wi-Fi or somethin'
Sometimes I type my handles too sloppy when I send 'em but anyways, what's been up, man? How's your twitch?
My friend's addicted too, he's 'bout to lose his sponsor if he gets banned, guess what he's gonna call it? He's gonna name it "rigged"
I read about your latest stream too, I'm sorry I had a friend rage quit over some troll who didn't follow
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the rare clips that you did on Kick I got a folder full of your VODs and your highlights, man
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

 

[The Last Cigarette]

Bossman summarized all the talk about other gamblers pretty well.

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Unironically BMJs response to the Stan letter too.

 

[cans.wav]

Everyone of you posting other cringe gambling streamers better drop a bunch of five packs when Bossman gets released.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

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Dear Jack, I wrote you, but you still ain't streamin' I left my cell, my Discord, and my email in the DM I sent two messages last stream, you must not've seen 'em
There prob'ly was a problem with your Wi-Fi or somethin'
Sometimes I type my handles too sloppy when I send 'em but anyways, what's been up, man? How's your twitch?
My friend's addicted too, he's 'bout to lose his sponsor if he gets banned, guess what he's gonna call it? He's gonna name it "rigged"
I read about your latest stream too, I'm sorry I had a friend rage quit over some troll who didn't follow
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the rare clips that you did on Kick I got a folder full of your VODs and your highlights, man
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

No joke I had an idea in my head for a parody of stan except it's about bossman writing to Eddy

 

[Looney Troons]

 

[postfeetpls]

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Love the contrast between Austin and his surroundings. Nice, clean, leather couch next to a well painted wall in beautiful color, with a cute family dog. And then there's Austin looking like they just took him in from the streets for a photo shoot. With his dirty feet as if he's been dumpster diving bare-foot looking for that tshirt. At least he's shaved here and the hat hides the mess underneath it.
I miss that wigga like you wouldn't believe.

 

[internet friend]

Love the contrast between Austin and his surroundings. Nice, clean, leather couch next to a well painted wall in beautiful color, with a cute family dog. And then there's Austin looking like they just took him in from the streets for a photo shoot. With his dirty feet as if he's been dumpster diving bare-foot looking for that tshirt. At least he's shaved here and the hat hides the mess underneath it.
I miss that wigga like you wouldn't believe.

It really has the feel of Jesse from Breaking Bad at his parents place the first time.

 

[troonshine]

 

[PeachDream]

>Youtuber actually makes a good video about Bossmanjack for once
>It's in Russian
So fucking rigged dewd

>Apparently decent video
>Won't know cause YT deleted it in a week

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

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Dear Jack, I wrote you, but you still ain't streamin' I left my cell, my Discord, and my email in the DM I sent two messages last stream, you must not've seen 'em
There prob'ly was a problem with your Wi-Fi or somethin'
Sometimes I type my handles too sloppy when I send 'em but anyways, what's been up, man? How's your twitch?
My friend's addicted too, he's 'bout to lose his sponsor if he gets banned, guess what he's gonna call it? He's gonna name it "rigged"
I read about your latest stream too, I'm sorry I had a friend rage quit over some troll who didn't follow
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the rare clips that you did on Kick I got a folder full of your VODs and your highlights, man
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

PS we should fuck a dude together too

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I had a dream last night that I posted and my pfp was no longer in jail. I think the universe is telling me he's going to be free. Either that or I need less internet time. But I'm pretty sure it's the he's free one.

 

[The Pickle]

I miss him so much bros we need him back we gotta break him out

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I wonder when the thread will be moved to "Lolcows Of History" category.
Five pack to keep it active bitch.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

WHAT? *gets up and throws chair* THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT DUDE, THAT'S FUCKING FUCKED, IT'S BULLSHIT! Fucking rat Null let Chris-Chan have his board the entire time he was in fucking jail for fucking his mom, dude, I'm telling you this is rigged! Bossman only fucks other people's moms not like that sick fuck Chris, but the MINUTE bossman does a little too much crispy crackarooski and goes too hard on ratdad you all what to give up on him and throw our collective memories into the trash of lolcows of history? FUCK YOU, pussies. I'm gonna... I'm gonna fuck a... duuddeeee.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

حالا یک قمار بگیرید. جک مرد رئیس رایگان. هیچ زندانی. همه تعظیم خواهند کرد. انشاالله.