💼 Careercow B.o.B - rapper, flat earth conspiracist, releases diss track against Neil DeGrasse Tyson

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Eugene Mirman (voice of "Gene Belcher" on Bob's Burgers and a co-host of StarTalk Radio with Neil DeGrasse Tyson) tweeted this screencap of one of B.o.B.'s tweets.

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Looking up "Mark 2 REM driven clones" on Google, I found this "Clone FAQ" from someone named Donald Marshall, of whom B.o.B. seems to be an acolyte.

Basically, according to this guy, there are clones who are vessels for a sleeping person's consciousness, sort of like the movie Avatar, so that the rich and powerful can lead literal double lives at night. Or something. Also, if you get messed up in clone form, it can affect your health in your original body somehow.

If you're wondering how your consciousness won't get tired being "awake" around the clock either in your own body or the clone, it supposedly counts as REM sleep even if you're awake in the clone's body.
 
DuckbilledPlaty said:
Can someone tell me why NASA and world governments would spend time making us think the world is round? Where is the payoff? They did it just to sit back and giggle at us as we go about our days thinking the earth is a ball?
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Even the Ancient Greeks knew the earth was round. Because if it wasn't boats wouldn't be able to disappear over the horizon. Or something, it's been awhile.
 
See, I entered this thread to see what this guy was on about...
Curt Sibling said:
Seems many of the high-ranking SS and party leaders were into it...Himmler had a castle in Bavaria where he performed occult ceremonies and boned nazi groupies.
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Sc4rface said:
And set up the Ahnenerbe, an organization under the SS that was tasked with digging up evidence for the historical and racial theories in vogue. I've understood the nutcases this organization employed were the link between the Nazi government and all this Vril, "soul of the race", "eternal mission of the Aryans" bullshit the Thule society, Helena Blavatsky and others made up during the interwar period. I don't think it's ever been established if Heinrich really believed this shit or if he just saw it as a better political tool than Christianity.

All of which makes it even funnier that a black American rapper is drinking from the same well.
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...and now suddenly all that silly occult bullshit that HYDRA turned out to have a total hard on for in Agents of SHIELD looks more realistic than I initially thought. Like, I knew Hitler had a thing for mystical occult booga wooga horseshit but the majority of the SS?

I think it says something that B.o.B. is so out of vogue that his own lolcow thread just got eclipsed by Nazi mysticism within four pages.
 
...okay, this probably bears mention.

Watching the Tonightly Show right now, and not only did Neil just show up because of BoB's post on the show, but he's literally dropping burns left and right on BoB's head with a soup of science jargon illustrating how stupid he is for being a flat-earther.
 
Optimus Prime said:
See, I entered this thread to see what this guy was on about...




...and now suddenly all that silly occult bullshit that HYDRA turned out to have a total hard on for in Agents of SHIELD looks more realistic than I initially thought. Like, I knew Hitler had a thing for mystical occult booga wooga horseshit but the majority of the SS?

I think it says something that B.o.B. is so out of vogue that his own lolcow thread just got eclipsed by Nazi mysticism within four pages.
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kinda off topic but hitler wanted to get the spear they killed jesus with thinking it would give him magical powers.
if hitler would actually agree with you on a conspiracy theory, you made a grave mistake somewhere in your life
 
So has B.o.B. mentioned the lizards?
Because if not, someone has to turn him onto those scaly space scoundrels.
 
He's blatantly doing this for marketing purposes, up until now he's said literally nothing about a flat earth then suddenly it's his hot topic and he's shit talking to one of the smartest men in the world.
 
Scratch This Nut said:
Even the Ancient Greeks knew the earth was round. Because if it wasn't boats wouldn't be able to disappear over the horizon. Or something, it's been awhile.
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They actually had a reasonably close estimate of the diameter of the world. Once we could travel longer distances it became pretty obvious, because you navigate using the sun during the day and is at different points in the sky at the same time of the day in different places on the globe.

We have to take into account the curvature of the earth just building bridges if they're tall enough.

One of his big arguments is the horizon is always in the same place to our eyes, but it should be because it is our brain's point of reference. It's an illusion. But if you go to really flat places our brains can't deal with the lack of reference and lowers the horizon. It's why eastern Montana is called Big Sky Country.
 
why is the careercow title thing on this thread


you kids really do have an issue with trying to label anything you can as a cow, even if it makes you look like a retard in the process
 
Alright can anyone ask B.O.B though, like. FUCKING WHY?! Even if it wasn't, Who is gaining what from us thinking the earth is round? All conspiracies need some sort of motive. It's really hard to believe at every U.N meaning they close the doors, throw out the press, and just sort of high five each other while watching videos of people talking about the curvature of the earth. (Also if that is a thing, I'll admit it. They got me good. )
 
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