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Xerxes IX said:
Thank you for reminding this existed, this is one of the most hilarious fanfiction series. What a couple, we get an over the top stereotypical sassy black woman x a villainous character who, in the movie he's in, had "hatred of another race" and "wanted to kill a woman and burn down all of Paris because he wanted to fuck her but couldn't" as his defining traits.

Also one of those porn stories (with the note that she intended to delete them all 6 years ago) includes the phrase Nubian Love Touch. I think that sums up everything about these fanfictions really well. Horrible porn dialogue is my favorite to laugh at, so I'd love some shitty smut recommendations.
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UnsufficentBoobage said:
I am sorry, do you want me to die.
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That's not even the worst one.

We also have the term "snapping turtle vagina" used here, and saying that she moved her hips "like a washing machine" (whatever the fuck that means) here.
 
I've remembered recently a fanfic perfectly fitting so bad it's good category. Here's a taste what it brings:
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Spoiler alert: it is not that fic.

It is bad - for the first 6, maybe 7 chapters, then it gets so bad that whenever I recc it, I have tears in my eyes from laughing. And it's written in the most earnest way with people seriously liking it for mature themes and realistic approach.
 
The Pancakes I believed it's called. I don't know for sure if it IS the name of the fan fiction, but its a TIM AND MOBY fan fiction. Yes, the BrainPOP characters, its on Wattpad. God has truly left us.
 
All this time and not a single mention of that one Sailor Moon fic about...

Chibiusa getting fucked with dowels by her parents and fellow Senshi. Complete with mind-numbing orgasms no full-grown woman is supposed to have, let alone a kid no older than 10.

I only recommend this one because it's so over the top, it becomes amusing and actually laughable for what it is, in a "holy shit, what the fuck am I reading and why can't I stop" way.
 
Anime wise, any harem anime fanfiction is bound to be shit in most cases, if not all, and a shit ton have the most illiterate English I've seen when they try to write in English, which is a lot.

If English isn't your first language, and you don't make it known you're just using this as an excuse to practice English writing, which is a dumb tool anyways for that, then don't write entire fanfictions in the most broken fucking English I've seen. You don't speak English very well, clearly. So don't bother trying to appeal to an English speaking audience, that can't even understand each other half the time without studying the entire thing, with sentences that don't even consistently get stated genders of characters right, and add in context that was clearly not meant to be there.

I've seen fanfictions where someone sounds like he's trying to say he's about to suck someone off one moment, and then something completely different, because these guys don't fucking get what English is. It's like someone trying to speak Chinese, and winding up saying something different than intended. Like you just want to say "where's the bathroom", but you end up saying "where is monkey fuck, sucking town to get to clean room?"

Absolute horrid shit.
 
pretty much anything by that attention whore xandermartin98, most notably the buzz on how maggie got fondled by flecko, and this is lammy's brain on parappa and ma-san (or tilbop). he makes it painfully clear that they're trollfics, is aware that they're trollfics, and all the shit he puts into them is done deliberately.

some choice fragments include:

"OH MY EVER-LOVING GOD, YES!" Parappa yelled and shrieked orgasmically with excitement as he got down on his hands and knees and began licking, rubbing and even literally FUCKING Lammy's brain from the inside while Ma-San pulled out yet another dildo literally right from her ass and eagerly followed suit. "YOU LITERALLY WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE SHEER MAJESTIC MAGNITUDE OF THIS BIG, BULBOUS, BEAUTIFUL BRAIN SHE'S GOT IN HERE! SWEET JESUS, I WANT TO LITERALLY WORSHIP IT ALL FREAKING DAY AND THEN SOME! OHHHH-HOHOHOHOOOHHH, SWEET TENDER MOMMY, IT TASTES SO FUCKING DELICIOUS!"
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"Now THAT'S what I call fucking disgusting!" Parappa laughed uproariously, suddenly turning green in the face and trying desperately not to puke while Lammy and Katy VERY indiscreetly flashed their yellow-crust-speckled teeth and hung out their vaginal-pus-dripping tongues for each other in the bathroom, making rock'n'roll "devil horns" signs with their hands all the while.

"What do you MEAN, disgusting?! Why, I dare say THAT WAS THE ABSOLUTE MOST BEAUTIFUL FUCKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!" Ma-San moaned orgasmically, not even remotely TRYING to hide how hard she had just been fingering herself TO said vomit-inducingly gross thing.
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"One small step for the overall success of this plan, one GIGANTIC fucking leap for second-hand embarrassment of the furred kind..." Parappa sighed regretfully, burying his face in his hands and internally screaming from the now-unbearable agony of his own self-consciousness as he reluctantly, disgustedly passed Lammy's voice-control microphone over to the unbelievably perverted Ma-San that was sitting right next to him and making irritatingly loud and high-pitched arousal noises in response to literally EVERY single thing that the two of them made Lammy do, surprisingly enough, Ma-San actually WASN'T furiously fingering herself to Lammy's suffering at the moment.
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"For fuck's sake, SNAP out of it!" Katy yelled frustratedly at her, slapping her upside the head and causing said head to literally spin a full 1800 degrees, which in turn caused it to LITERALLY pop right off and roll/bounce around the room like a big orange basketball.

"OOF! OW! D'OH! OUCH! YICK!" Parappa and Ma-San yelled and grunted in pain as they literally began bouncing off the walls of Lammy's brain, causing her to audibly wince in roughly equal pain as a result.

"Oh COME ON, let's not go losing our HEADS now, at least!" Mr. Horse jeered smugly at Lammy as he stylishly dribbled her head across the room (and between his legs), then flipped it upside-down, spun it around on his right index fingertip and flipped it rightside-up again in a perfect U-turn motion onto Lammy's neck, causing it to almost instantaneously screw itself right back on.

"OOOOOOGH...I think I'm gonna HURL..." Ma-San groaned nauseatedly as she and Parappa dizzily rocked back and forth in their seats from how much they had just been spun around.

"Are you KIDDING?! THAT WAS THE ABSOLUTE BEST MERRY-GO-ROUND RIDE I'VE EVER BEEN ON! Somebody PLEASE let me do it again, PLEASE!" Parappa began laughing maniacally.

"OH, how I yearn for death's sweet embrace..." Lammy slurred just as dizzily and lightheadedly as her highly unwelcome brain stowaways as Joe forcefully, rigorously shook her back into focus.
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I sucked the Wax Beast, which, to say the LEAST, was a feast I could not STAND in the least!
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the sheer amount of effort this guy puts into these i swear...
 
Bunny Tracks said:
The author Cori Falls is a great example of someone who was clearly mentally ill, and had way too much time on their hands. She's widely known for single-handedly ruining Rocketshipping. She did this for a multitude of reasons.

For starters, she created a fucking massive extended alternate universe for her fics involving Team Rocket that's so expansive it has to be seen to be believed. She was cranking out fics and chapters that's word count exceeded ten thousand words on a nearly weekly basis. I cannot understate this. This series is so huge that she created her own timeline for it.

On top of this, Cori was pretty much the poster child for rabid, insane shipper. She shipped Jessie and James (Rocketshipping), and if she came across someone who didn't, or didn't do it in a way she liked, she would flip the fuck out, and she'd write page long rants, spitefics, and therapyfics to make herself feel better. Here's an example of the latter that was in response to the fandom, and specific author writing deathfics about TR.

Cori also loved to shove in her own interests into her stories and make TR love them too. Things like South Park, D&D, general 1980s nostalgia, her music preferences, LoTR, (which she even wrote a huge-ass fanfic about TR seeing Return of the Fellowship in theaters), the Match Game, and other real-world shit suddenly magically became apart of the Pokemon world, no matter how contradicting, ill-fitting, or random it was.

She also really, really, really, really hated Ash, and would present him as a mentally-challenged child who attacked TR for no reason because Cori didn't seem to understand that TR trying to steal his pokemon was a bad thing, and would justifiably warrant self-defense. Because she didn't get this, didn't think it was a big enough deal for the amount of retaliation Ash and co. dealt out, or she just didn't care, she frequently had Ash be brutally beaten by TR or a bunch of OCs she made to serves as allies for TR.

Also James got magical Wiccan powers at one point, because he's a descendant of witches or something. And he got a baby Arcticuno, but I don't remember which fic it debuted in and I'm not looking through dozens of chapters and fics to find it.

After leaving the Pokemon fandom, Cori moved on to Yu-Gi-Oh, but sadly all of her fics are gone, and there wasn't much documentation of what they actually entailed. Reportedly, they involved Rex Raptor and Duke Devlin, the former of which was given a girlfriend named Pagan, but that seems to be the extent of what was known about them. One, or two of them were posted somewhere a while ago, but I can't seem to find them anywhere.

After getting kicked out of the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom for something, I can't find a record of what it was specifically for, Cori then tried to get into the Harry Potter fandom by announcing that she was going to a write an unspecified fanfic involving the series. However, possibly due to the massive outcry this caused, she never did and seemingly dropped off the face of the Earth. I keep seeing reports that she apparently laughs at her old stories now, but none ever provide a source for this claim, and no one seems to know where she is now.

What makes Cori Falls stand out is that she's by far the most technically skilled, and dedicated bad author I've ever encountered. If you strip away the bad characterization, the character bashing, the cringy romance, and dialogue, the horrific implications, dumb shilling of real-world products and pop culture, all the weird shit like magic, she's actually not that bad.

Her prose was good, she was great at describing locations, and scenes, her grammar, and spelling were top-notch, she could be genuinely funny, and for as stupid and outlandish as some of her plots got, I have to admit they were pretty creative. If she wasn't batshit insane and exceptional af, she would've been a great author.

Unfortunately, as it stands now she's just remembered as one incredibly sad, and mentally disturbed fangirl.
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Wait, she got KICKED OUT of YGO fandom? Do we have a source? I know she mentioned on her YGO site she planned to write a Harry Potter fic, but then she suddenly stopped writing and updating and went on an "indefinite hiatus".

And she initially bashed Duke (even giving him the oh so clever nickname "Puke") but then redeemed him and gave him an OC girlfriend named Jenny.
 
Daisy said:
Wait, she got KICKED OUT of YGO fandom? Do we have a source? I know she mentioned on her YGO site she planned to write a Harry Potter fic, but then she suddenly stopped writing and updating and went on an "indefinite hiatus".

And she initially bashed Duke (even giving him the oh so clever nickname "Puke") but then redeemed him and gave him an OC girlfriend named Jenny.
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Allegedly.

The only source I had for this was secondhand accounts, but none of them say exactly what for, or posting a direct source saying she was. It seems like she was unofficially kicked out, rather than officially. This post from our thread on rabid shippers suggests that Cori's extreme distaste for yaoi is what led the fandom to chase her away.

Personally, I think it has much more to do with just how Cori deals with her extreme hatred for yaoi rather than just her hatred of it in general. Cori was infamous for bashing anyone, and everyone for having it in their fics, and for writing huge-ass response fics to them, and since most YGO fics have at least some yaoi in them, I can see why the YGO fandom didn't want to have to deal with that shit. That and Cori just loved to cause drama in general in regards things like death, abuse, and other shit like that in fanfiction, so that was also probably a reason.
 
Bunny Tracks said:
Allegedly.

The only source I had for this was secondhand accounts, but none of them say exactly what for, or posting a direct source saying she was. It seems like she was unofficially kicked out, rather than officially. This post from our thread on rabid shippers suggests that Cori's extreme distaste for yaoi is what led the fandom to chase her away.

Personally, I think it has much more to do with just how Cori deals with her extreme hatred for yaoi rather than just her hatred of it in general. Cori was infamous for bashing anyone, and everyone for having it in their fics, and for writing huge-ass response fics to them, and since most YGO fics have at least some yaoi in them, I can see why the YGO fandom didn't want to have to deal with that shit. That and Cori just loved to cause drama in general in regards things like death, abuse, and other shit like that in fanfiction, so that was also probably a reason.
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Ohhh, I'd forgotten about that post. Makes sense, shrieking about yaoi in the YGO fandom would be like shrieking about it in Gundam Wing fandom, or about yuri in the Sailor Moon and Utena fandoms.
 
Bunny Tracks said:
The author Cori Falls is a great example of someone who was clearly mentally ill, and had way too much time on their hands. She's widely known for single-handedly ruining Rocketshipping. She did this for a multitude of reasons.

For starters, she created a fucking massive extended alternate universe for her fics involving Team Rocket that's so expansive it has to be seen to be believed. She was cranking out fics and chapters that's word count exceeded ten thousand words on a nearly weekly basis. I cannot understate this. This series is so huge that she created her own timeline for it.

On top of this, Cori was pretty much the poster child for rabid, insane shipper. She shipped Jessie and James (Rocketshipping), and if she came across someone who didn't, or didn't do it in a way she liked, she would flip the fuck out, and she'd write page long rants, spitefics, and therapyfics to make herself feel better. Here's an example of the latter that was in response to the fandom, and specific author writing deathfics about TR.

Cori also loved to shove in her own interests into her stories and make TR love them too. Things like South Park, D&D, general 1980s nostalgia, her music preferences, LoTR, (which she even wrote a huge-ass fanfic about TR seeing Return of the Fellowship in theaters), the Match Game, and other real-world shit suddenly magically became apart of the Pokemon world, no matter how contradicting, ill-fitting, or random it was.

She also really, really, really, really hated Ash, and would present him as a mentally-challenged child who attacked TR for no reason because Cori didn't seem to understand that TR trying to steal his pokemon was a bad thing, and would justifiably warrant self-defense. Because she didn't get this, didn't think it was a big enough deal for the amount of retaliation Ash and co. dealt out, or she just didn't care, she frequently had Ash be brutally beaten by TR or a bunch of OCs she made to serves as allies for TR.

Also James got magical Wiccan powers at one point, because he's a descendant of witches or something. And he got a baby Arcticuno, but I don't remember which fic it debuted in and I'm not looking through dozens of chapters and fics to find it.

After leaving the Pokemon fandom, Cori moved on to Yu-Gi-Oh, but sadly all of her fics are gone, and there wasn't much documentation of what they actually entailed. Reportedly, they involved Rex Raptor and Duke Devlin, the former of which was given a girlfriend named Pagan, but that seems to be the extent of what was known about them. One, or two of them were posted somewhere a while ago, but I can't seem to find them anywhere.

After getting kicked out of the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom for something, I can't find a record of what it was specifically for, Cori then tried to get into the Harry Potter fandom by announcing that she was going to a write an unspecified fanfic involving the series. However, possibly due to the massive outcry this caused, she never did and seemingly dropped off the face of the Earth. I keep seeing reports that she apparently laughs at her old stories now, but none ever provide a source for this claim, and no one seems to know where she is now.

What makes Cori Falls stand out is that she's by far the most technically skilled, and dedicated bad author I've ever encountered. If you strip away the bad characterization, the character bashing, the cringy romance, and dialogue, the horrific implications, dumb shilling of real-world products and pop culture, all the weird shit like magic, she's actually not that bad.

Her prose was good, she was great at describing locations, and scenes, her grammar, and spelling were top-notch, she could be genuinely funny, and for as stupid and outlandish as some of her plots got, I have to admit they were pretty creative. If she wasn't batshit insane and exceptional af, she would've been a great author.

Unfortunately, as it stands now she's just remembered as one incredibly sad, and mentally disturbed fangirl.

Edit: Updated, and fixed some dead links.
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A lot of the links like the timeline are broken still

I also know of this one undertale fic where it praised Islamic culture, Toriel fucked frisk with a spiked dildo, frisk then went off to jerk in the bathroom, papyrus stumbled upon them and killed them for being “lesser than monsters.” I got into a slap fight with the author (I think I was 14 when I found it.) and the dude genuinely thought we should all be converted to Islam and child fucking was good. I actually still have screenshots of the conversation.

also https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13877551/1/Boyfreind-and-Girlfreind-in-N-word-town is one of 3 FnF fics on FF.net
 
The Author – Hi people, I don’t own Harry Potter and Telletubbies, but I think J. K. Rwling must think about doing a crossover. It would be very cool!

Severus Snape, Professor and Lover

Severus Snape was very sad. He was not having many pleasures doing lectues and teaching stuents anymore. All those adventures happening at Hogwarts sucked the inner life from his bones…and he had nothing more to accomplish. He went to Dumbledor:

"Heaadmastet, I want to be expelled, I don’t have what it takes to teach anymoire."

Dumbledore was puzzled:

"But Snepa, you are my best professor, you can’t go and waste the knowlegde you have!"

"Oh Dumbledore…I’m so sad." said Snape putting the back of his hand on his forehead.

Dumbledor, the powerful and wiseful magus he wwas thought a solution:

"Okay Snape, I’ll transfer you to another place, somewhere calm where you will help good creatures that have n o parents."

Snape got greatful thatDumblerdo understood his feelings and pushed him to place less onerous to his advancing age.

Snape took a train and after days, finally reached an colorful and wonderful place. It was the Tubbydome Supertronic, the place of dwee]lling of his new students. He reached there, and a periscophe welcomed him:

"Profwssor Snape, you arrived! The students waits you in the classroom."

Snape was still sad, but his powerful stomach got chills, because the mystery of novelty aproacches his comfort zone.

When Snape entered the classroom, four color creatues were there seatting on the chairs. They said to Snape:

"Eh-Oh!" and Snape smilled, feeling his heart get full of ingnominous passion.

"Alright dear students, today, you will learn potion making."

"No, we want to learn how to be adult!" cried the four Teletubbies. They had live for many long inside that perfect bubble, only experimenting the baby joys of youth. But every day was equal to them, not really happened at their house and life was boring.

When Snape arrive, a flash of hope filled their hearts with the promisse of life beyond the perfect prison they got trapped whne they got born. Only that dark robbed and pale skinned man can save the babies from this terrible fate.

"But kids," said Seevrus "I must acomplish the curriculum!"

"Oh professor, I’m dying from inside, don’t let the evil periscophe suck the last remnants of humanity locked in my so fatal brokened heart" saaid the yellow Teletubbie, Laa-Laa, with a sensive voice, calling for a strong man to free her mind…her body.

Snape looked her, and felt somethnig funny inside his pelvis. It was a long time since the last time he shared a intimacy filled momnet with a woman. Snape was starting to break:

"But Teletubbies…if the periscophe woman watches us…how can we have privacy?"

The purple leader, Tinky Winky, got up and uttered with his powerful throat:

"I have a secret place professor. We can learn there and free ouselves from the bounds of madness that others inflicted upon us!" said him hitting his chest with a clench hands.

Snpae looked down, thought, and followed the purple leader. They opened a secret door inside their house, a door leading to the basement.

The place was full of rats and cockroaches. Water infiltrated the place and mold smell was present in dangerous quantities. A lot of earth and dirty was covering the place, and a hole in the wall could be seen.

"You are making a hole?"

"Yes Snape," said Tinky Winky, "we must escape, so we are creating a exit route to get out of the evil crunchs of the woman periscophe."

"Oh, I must help you Teletubbies."

"Prodfessor" said Laa-Laa, "first, teach us how to adult!"

Snape nooded in agreement. He, wth his wondrous magic wand created a giant bed, and some wine and cheese to acompany this iluustrious wisdom moment.

"Teletubbies, lay her with me, I’ll teach you how to be a man. Oh, but you Poo, aren’t ready yet. You are too young baby. Stay here in the corner and play with you small hose." and Poo got sad, but neverthless, he did what Snpe said and watched the others while they got teached.

"So" said Snap, "Laa-Laa, you make a pair with me. Tinky-Winky, you go with Dipsy. Watch me while I play with Laa-Laa and mimic my movements. This way you will learn."

Snape them got on his kness and looked at the layied Laa-Laa. She was sweatting a bit.

"Don’t be afraid small yellow girl, just spread your legs." and she did. An engorged vagina shine at her crotch, but it was full of cotton yellow pubic hair. Snape picked up a scissor and cut it.

"Snape" said Dipsy "Tinky Winky have no crotch mouth, but a very strange tongue. It’s filled with purple wrinkled skin!"

"Oh Dispy, he don’t have crotch mouth. But behind him, you will find a pork’s eye. Don’t be afraid, it’s dirty, but after a while you will like the fine flavor of melted chocolate covering your lips."

Dipsy turned Tinky Winky, and the purple Telletubbie revealed his deep purple anal hole.

"What I do?" asked Dipsy.

"The same I will do with Laa-Laa, don’t be afriad. Tinky Winky will scream and moan, but you must go on. " said Snape with a calm and softfull deep voice.

"Oh professor" said Laa-Laa with a moaning lustful voise, "I think I peed myself. I’m feeling moist."

"No Laa-Laa, you not pee. You only are happy that I’m here."

"Seriously?"

"Yes. Now…suck my index finger" and she did.

And Snape unclothed himself. His pale shiny penis appeared and all of the Teletubbies got impressed. His nut sack was very white and hairy and exhalled a snake oil parfum essence. Laa-Laa felt a jolt of pleusre down her antenna.

"Now boys, do as I do" and them, Snape introducted his wizard wondrous penis inside Laa-Laa. She screamed:

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" and a flush of yellow blood got expelled from her now broken hymen. The yeloow blood covered Snake, and he rubbed himself with that sticky liquid.

"Prodessor" moaned loudly Laa-Laa, "isn’t this wrong? I’m feeling so dirty."

"No Laa-Laa, don’t be ashamed. When you bit the forbidden fruit, the knowlegde will fullfil you inner most desires. Be my Eve!" and Snape punch her uterus with his roquefort penis. The Teletubbie girl moans more and smilles her face.

Dipsy do the same on Tinky Wonky, puncturing the purple asshole with the green penis he is so proud of. Tinky Winky screams:

"AAAAHHHH! You hurts me my dear friend! Stop, I cannot withstand your protuberant obelisk of delectation!"

"I can’t" said Dipsy with a condensending voice "professor said I must go on with our journey throughout the steps towards a greater understanding about our true nature as alienated species from our parenthood."

"Tinky Winky was suffering the destiny of those under the yoke of their own expectations. But Snape was wise and appealed:

"Dipsy, use your bodly fluids to appease the sorrow of your roost companion."

Dipsy them spit on his hand an immense gob of putrid mucus. It was green as his body and full of dancing crawlers that were enjoying the hot abode that was his nostrils. Dipsy covered his fluffy hard penis with it and penetrated Tinky Winky again. This time, the purple one enjoyied.

"Ooohhohoohohhhhoohhhhh…"

Snape was funcking hard Laa-Laa. A lot of yellow blood continued to get ot her defilled vaginal daisy. The pain hurted her much:

"Profezro, It aches my skin and negates the maturation you unleash inside my sacred womb."

"Be calm my yelloew student. After a while, no pain can touch you. Wait the massage of gods." and she did. After a while, the orgasms started, and she had multiple ones. Her chest grew a pair of xanthous brests, and they lactated the nectar of the houses of holy.

But she wasn’t in her mature years yet, and her bowel controls were rudimentary. The orgasms unleashed a cataract of pappy hot shit thru her untouched lutelous anus. The slop of dung covered the bed and the smell was atroucious. The flow was so intense, globs of shit splashed at Snape’s legs and hit his pale and sweet face.

"Ohhhhhh Laa-Laa" said Snape "finally, the cocoa honey bestow us with this feast of gormandized gut’s contents!" and Snape rubbed his face with the black fetid hodge-podge ooze Laa-Laa vomited with her anus. It so was hot and disgusting that Snape vomited a mash of orange juice, bloody spaghetti and mama’s chilli pepper over her lustful body. It reached Laa-Laa vagina and burned it and splashed all over her tummy. She rubbed the vomit all over her belly and breasts and swallowed a good portion of it.

Laa-Laa is happy, she reached a new stage of illumination and now can let go her shame of being the mistress of a snake old man.

Dipsy took a portion of that hot boiling dung and deposited it inside Tinky-Winky’s anus. Now, the penetration is complete. They are enjoying the most complete recollection of human’s past lives as beings dipping inside their own bodly properties.

"Snape" said Laa-Laa, "can I penetrate you too?"

Snape got pensive. He never thought about something so insulting to his manhood, but the pleasure was so insane, he nooded with a moan:

"Yeeeeesssssss" and Laa-Laa prepared her finger full of vomit and macaroni strings. She moved slowly her index finger and prepared to penetrated it…and she did! The finger entered Snape left nostril and started to fuck it. She was fast and didn’t want to lose time.

As Laa-Laa fucked Snape’s nose, the vomit in her nails entered it and he breathed it. He gaged and coughed the bloody puke and it hit Laa-Laa’s eyes, but she laughed.

Laa-Laa them put her other index finger inside the other Snape nostril, and he felt the pleasure more intense. Laa-Laa’s tits lactated like no other in the world, like a fountain of milk and passionate dung. The milk and shit shower was so intense it reached Poo, that was at a corner masturbating to the whole scene. He drink the shitty covered milk and peed himself in pleasure. Even a small Telletubie have the right to fell the magnificent joy of the motherly nourishment coming from his sister’s breasts.

Now, Snape is ready to cum. He grabs his penis and fell the throobing coming…and them…the cum-tastic delight goes out of his powerful snake hose and fills Laa-Laa’s small vagina with a gorgeous and thunderstriking goo that overflows her and wash the last pureness that yellow and sexy body had one day.

She cums too, and now, she is a complete fl, a yelow and tasty alien woman girl with nice and softly cotton breasts. Her Telletubbie body got gorugeously tasty an even her brothers think she is delicious now that she have breasts.

Dipsy cums inside Tinky Winky too, and the two cotton alien boys now discover what it takes to make a real action hero.

"Boys" said Snape "you have graduated. You now are full fledged mature and responsible adults. You can take care of your own butts and do with it all you deserve."

Poo was a little sad, but she know her time will come.

"Snape" said Tinky Winky rubbing his cum covered and hurting ass "We must escape, the perischope woman is already searching for us, because we haven’t returned to sleep."

"Okay Tinky-Winky, you lead the way" and the Telletubbies and Snape followeed Tinky-Winky’s down the hole they excavated. The cave was very dark and long, but Snape used his wand to iluminate the way.

As they walked, down the cave, a light at the end of the tunnel was near, and they raced towards it. But someone was expecting them. A figure was facing the cave, with his back turned against the light out of the tunnel.

"You shall not pass." said the voice

"Who are you?" askjed Snape

"I’m very disappointed with you Snape. I thought you had a rocky shadow heart. But it seems I’m wrong. It was a mistake sending you here to placate these little rainbow bastards. A mistake I’m going to correct."

"Wait, I know that voice…it’s-" and them, the figure emerges from the light, create a flowing flame around him, and his face is revealed. It’s Dumbledore!

"No! You!" shouted Snpae.

"Yes, me!"

"Why do you want with the Telletubbies?"

"Oh, you don’t know? They are Death Eaters Snape! We must kill them!"

"Death Eaters? That’s impossible!"

"No…" said Tinky-Winky "it’s true. We worked to Voldermot."

Snape got awed:

"No…why?"

"Voldermort promissed that he would free our homeland from the dementors horde invasion. But, as we worked for him and infiltrated inside the Hogwarts, Dumbledore caught us. Now he absorbs our energies to fuel his mecha-bulldozer that-"

"Shut the fuck up!" cried Dumbledore. "You now will die!"

"No, I will not permit!" said Snape. He created a strong bound with those aliens, and he can’t let them die, even if they are working for the enemy.

"So" said Dumbledor "you will die too!" and Dumbledore invoke the killing speel from his wand. But them, Yinky-Winky, from the bottom of his purse, pulled out a Colt 45 Revolver and shoot Dumbledore, but the wizard deflected the bullet.

"HA, you cannot kill me!"

"Snape, go, save the Telletubbies, I’ll buy you time!" cried Tikny-Winky.

"No!" shout Laa-Laa "we can’t let you die here!"

"But you must, our he will kill us all and no one will can save our homeland!" and the Tinky-Winky advanced in the Dumbledore’s direction shooting rapid bullets at him.

Snape used his wand and started to drill a hole in the cave, circumventing the vicious battle happening near the entrance. Snape and the Telletubbies managed to drill another hole out some feet awya from the confrontation and gotout of the cave. They raced away from it, and at some distance, they saw Tinky-Winky shooting Dumbledore:

"Dubledor!" cried Tinky-Wink. He picked a hand grenade, pulled the pin, threw it at Dumbledore and shout "Die BASTAAAAAAAARD!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" and the cave exploded, lauching debris all over the place.

"Fast Telletubbies," said Snape "HIDE!" and they did. A lot of rock felt from the sky and fumes and dust covered everywhere.

"Tinky-Winkyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" cried the three Telletubbies, and Laa-Laa tried to run and find her purple brother, but Snape prevented:

"No, you can’t! This place is unstable, we will die staying here!" cried Snape and the earth started to shake. They raced away from the crumbling Tubbydrome Supertronic, avoinding the falling rocks and the posion flower that attacked them.

After a while, they reached a safe haven.

Laa-Laa was very sad and crying much:

"Why? Why we let him die Snape?"

"Oh Laa-Laa, he saved us and was his desire that we escaped."

"But it is not fair…"

"I know…I know" and Snape hugged Laa-Laa, and the other Telletubbies did it too.

Now, these four heroes must find a way to save the Telletubbie planet from the horde of dementors that are trying to invade and conquer the place, slaving all of the millions of telletubbie inhabitants. Who is behind all this? Is Voldermort involved? And Snape and Laa-Laa? Will they be together till the end?

Snape says:

"Laa-Laa, I promisse, we will avenge your brother…"

The End?
 
 
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