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I have a profound love of terrible movies. Let us share our favorite bad movie trailers.


Here's Frankenhooker. Its about a dude who invents super crack to get hooker parts so he can rebuild his dead girlfriend.


This one is the Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror. I watched this one night for a podcast and it was the perfect kind of bad. Low budget horror comedy.
 
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I'm gonna start off with some very basic and kinda noob like suggestions. But if you wanna get into really bad movies, these are a must see.
The trailer for The Room is great because of the voice over narration (who still does that?) and the totally not added on last bit of "It's a comedy!"
Birdemic is like the The Room but with a more self righteous message and if all the actors decided to take a fuckton of Vicodin before shooting. Despite the acting being somehow more wooden, it's not as famous as The Room because the director isn't that much of a lolcow in comparison to Wiseau. The sequel is more tongue in cheek but it's still pretty great.
Despite the director being an egotistical douche (according to the now grown up actor who played the main kid), Troll 2 doesn't take itself as seriously as Birdemic or The Room does. It's pretty much your standard B movie horror flick, but it somehow manages to do everything 10x as worse as your average B movie which is why it's so memorable.
 
This is all I've ever seen of this movie.

I can't imagine the movie itself could possibly live up to it.

 
AnOminous said:
This is all I've ever seen of this movie.

I can't imagine the movie itself could possibly live up to it.

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I used to have that movie on my laptop but I never got around to actually watching it (Stupid me, I know) There also used to be a video on Youtube where there were some other clips from the movie in a compilation and there were all pretty great but of course nothing can ever the over the top overacting of "GARBAGE DAY!"
 
As a counnisseur of terrible film, I suggest you look no further than Legend of the Titanic and its sequel, Tentacolino. While the first one was shit, it didn't get good until the giant squid saved the titanic from sinking, Tentacolino meanwhile is laughable the whole way through and appears to be one long LSD trip.

You can watch the full film here:

My favorite scene presented without context:
 
All of Ed Wood's films are fun to watch, though they fall more into the "So Bad, it's Good" category.

Other than that, one terrible film that's a personal favorite of mine is "Night of the Lepus."
 
AnOminous said:
This is all I've ever seen of this movie.

I can't imagine the movie itself could possibly live up to it.

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I got Silent Night Deadly Night 2 in a pack with the first film. Imagine my surprise and irritation to find that the second movie was a clip show of the first movie spliced with scenes featuring a man that acts only through his eyebrows.
 
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Untill the lawyers find it, here is a youtube rip (with content ID obscuring visual artefacts that make it look worse than it already is) of the granddady of poor film decisions made by what are supposedly professionals, L Ron Hubbard's Battlefield Earth.
 
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I've permanently damaged friendships with this movie.

EDIT: Also Cabin Boy
 
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How about a classic in the genre?

The Oscar is a trashy melodrama about a jerk who becomes a Hollywood star, runs over everyone he meets, and ostensibly gets his comeuppance when he doesn't win the Oscar. Seems fairly normal...

But the dialogue - written by none other than Harlan Ellison - is incredibly bad, delivered in incredibly over-the-top acting. Just watch, and you'll see:

 
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I watched this one last night. Its really dumb. Like really dumb. Its about college zombies and the only way to stop zombies from eating you is to give them ample amounts of weed. Get baked and watch it, its really the only way to truly enjoy this movie.

 
Lets see...the animated Titanic movie with the rapping dog.


The Garbage Pail Kids Movie


And this one is debatable bad, but it's badass so I'm linking it anyway: Yakuza Weapon

 
May I present to you.....

From that fuckhead who brought us Crazy Fat Ethel/Criminally Insane,

The Death Nurse Duology!


 
broilerrx said:
May I present to you.....

From that fuckhead who brought us Crazy Fat Ethel/Criminally Insane,

The Death Nurse Duology!


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For a second I thought that was a different name for Crazy Fat Ethel 2. No. No that director did the exact same thing in this movie, where he has the killer chase another person in circles around a living room (possibly the same one, im not sure) with a knife.

Just checked. Same fucking living room. Same fucking burlap blouse person chases with knife scene, two different movies. Only in one movie Ethel is the nurse and the other she is the burlap blouse wearing idiot.

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God, I love bad movies so much. I'd like to recommend any of the Sci-Fy monster movies, though the first one that comes to mind is "Wyvern".


Also, one of my favourite "bad" movies of recent times is this fucking masterpiece, "Tusk". As I understand it was literally made as a joke by Kevin Smith just to see if he could, and it shows. The cast and crew seems to have been fucking around for most of it, but it's actually pretty good fun in its own way. The plot is... um, well...


Please watch it. You owe it to yourself.
 
Thinking back to any bad movies I enjoyed, there is Blue Seagull for one. There isn't much videos of the film save for the full film.
Just skip to 33:16 for one scene that one could find funny (I found it funny due to what the villain says before shooting and what he sings while shooting)

Another film to share is Undefeatable, a 90's martial arts film by Godfrey Ho. Just gonna share some of these gems of the movie.
 
Strelok said:
For a second I thought that was a different name for Crazy Fat Ethel 2. No. No that director did the exact same thing in this movie, where he has the killer chase another person in circles around a living room (possibly the same one, im not sure) with a knife.

Just checked. Same fucking living room. Same fucking burlap blouse person chases with knife scene, two different movies. Only in one movie Ethel is the nurse and the other she is the burlap blouse wearing idiot.

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Yeah, it was the same fucking house used for those three films. I call that the Nick Phillips Shot on Shiteo Trilogy, courtesy of the Cinema Snob. But as you can see, a good portion (1/4th of the fucking films each, at least for Death Nurse) use stock footage from previous Nick Phillips films. that house was actually his house, and if memory serves, I believe he tried to mortgage the house in an effort to fund the films.
 
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