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And willing. Even if I had the funds I would not undergo such a procedure.
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There are procedures and there are procedures, too. Most people are a lot more open to something minimally invasive like Botox or a lip flip, than they are to something that genuinely looks horrific, like BBL.
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There are estheticians who hold "botox parties" which are exactly as dystopian as they sound. A bunch of women go to an esthetician's house - not a clinic or any kind of sterile environment - and all get botox at the "party". These estheticians remind me of Walter Jackson Freeman II, inventor of the transorbital method of lobotomy. He travelled the country lobotomizing people with no surgical training whatsoever. He never wore gloves or a mask. He performed lobotomies in front of audiences. He even lobotomized 2 people at the same time. He had records of performing 3,439 lobotomies, though there may have been as many as 4,000.
Filler and botox are a slippery slope. It's hard for the vast majority of us to really wrap our heads around how easily getting minor cosmetic procedures can snowball into more invasive operations when you have the money.
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Oh, there's worse than that. You can buy botox and needles for DIY, and do it yourself (or more commonly, have a friend do it for you and then you do her). I know some women who did do that, fortunately for them they didn't actually botch it, botox genuinely is fairly simple, but it still seems insane to me. Inject just a bit too much or just a bit too deep and you'll look ridiculous for half a year, and you won't even have anyone to sue.
Yeah, once you get started it's going to be really hard to stop. "I fixed my nose, but now my forehead is really bothering me instead..."
I do move in the circles that have the money for this, and it's kind of scary how suddenly some people will throw away their natural beauty over some more or less minor flaw, and then dive full into it because the result didn't make them look perfect but just one more round of surgery definitely will. Granted, when you can actually afford to go to the good doctors, your results aren't going to be as awful as the parvenus who try to cheap out or leap after the latest fad (like all those disgraceful buccal fat removals), but still. Fortunately, outside TikTok and celebrities, the trend is towards less radical procedures, and a more holistic approach to appearance. Not just "let's swap out your entire nose" but simply "let's adjust this one detail", it gives much better results; and sometimes just seeing that anything is different, even if it makes no real difference on the whole, is enough to give someone their confidence back.
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Yes, i get that, i just thought not many people, even if money isn't an issue, would be up for elective surgery right away. I could have worded it better.
I both admire and fear the american freedom
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Nah, this is Russian freedom.I both admire and fear the american freedom
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If someone handed me X grand for plastic surgery, I'd be booked in for a breast reduction and scar removal before you could say, "think it through".Yes, i get that, i just thought not many people, even if money isn't an issue, would be up for elective surgery right away.
I both admire and fear the american freedom
As for cutting my face or injecting blowfish venom into it, or anything along those lines... no. But to a lot of people, even things like scar removal is pretty drastic, so it's very much ymv.
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My physical therapy office is on the second floor of the building where my dermatologist's office is (on the first floor). For Mothers' Day the aesthestician's side of the derm practice offered 'drop in botox.' Thanks I guess? Kind of a back handed offer. Why not offer to trim bingo wings too?
Just tell me that I'm too old and ugly to be in public
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lmao
are they still together after that? if yes tell her to give him a box of viagra and a weight watchers membership for his next birthday
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Can't remember if I ever knew how it ended, my friend was just there as a short-time temp during December and it was such a long time ago. The reason anyone at work even knew any of this was because the retard was bragging about his girlfriends (future) awesome rack.
I should also add that back then, in a 100% male workplace, they were as horrified by this as you are now.
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"Merry Christmas (to me)!"
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This is both parts moronic and hilarious. Real player
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Or die. It still amazes me how readily available botox (botulinum toxin) is when it's the most potent and deadly nerve agent there is. Only around 2 nanograms is needed to kill an adult human.
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Now that you mention scar removal, I actually had that when I was 12 or so. I had to undergo an operation when I was 2 weeks old, so the scar ended up looking like a cartoon scar. Way more discrete now. They just cut out the scar tissue and sow it back together.
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Yeah, that's a pretty common procedure. I've had two treatments of that, on my shoulder (had a T-shaped titanium plate installed after a car crash to hold my arm together, I wasn't driving). The first was removal of the scar tissue, and plastering the skin back together, making a much smaller scar, the second was five sessions of microneedling and depot steroids to break and restore collagen, which made the new scar fade almost completely.
Always complain about scarring after you've had surgery, even if you don't really care, because chances are scar removal will be covered. Mine was a relatively small nick on the shoulder and it frankly wasn't a big deal, but apparently that still counts as "disfiguring".
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I'd never heard of scar removal surgeries but I've been told that some osteopathy treatments work really well with issues with scars, particularly right after surgeries but I can't remember off the top of my head why
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I was researching for another thread and came across this image of Anya Taylor-Joy (28yo)
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What a great idea it was to remove her buccal fat.
Especially since there is no way to reverse it. Erin Moriarty is another idiot who went from cute to Crypt Keeper.
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OK, I'm totally out of the loop and this is my first time attaching a face to a name I've heard. The way some people were talking her up... I didn't realize the front cover of Communion was the new beauty standard.