Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Saw this on r/mildlypenis.
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Is the guy behind him the surgeon? Because that feels like a fireman posing and giving a thumbs-up in front of a still-smoldering ruin. This is not an achievement to proudly and permanently affix your face to.

 

[Hubelublub]

Is the guy behind him the surgeon? Because that feels like a fireman posing and giving a thumbs-up in front of a still-smoldering ruin. This is not an achievement to proudly and permanently affix your face to.

Think of it like a nigga posing in the car with a bunch of 100s from shit he just lifted.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Is the guy behind him the surgeon? Because that feels like a fireman posing and giving a thumbs-up in front of a still-smoldering ruin. This is not an achievement to proudly and permanently affix your face to.

No, but it adversities yourself to other crazies who have money and want your skills. Who cares about pride when you have trust fund and new money dough?

 

[glass_houses]

I have an astigmatism so I see light bursts and halos. It makes driving at night extremely difficult. Imagine doing that on purpose to get rid of glasses. Maybe if my eyesight was really bad, like legally blind 20/200, I'd consider lasik. Is that a PL?

There is a point, or so I've been informed, where corrective lenses cease to be effective. I'm not sure if it means that your sight can only be corrected to a certain extent and that lenses will still work but not as well, or if it means that corrective lenses will be completely useless. Personally, so long as corrective lenses work for me, I don't think surgery is worth the risk of losing what functionality I do have. If someone is so sight impaired that they are screwed regardless of what they do or do not do, I'd say that surgery is worth a shot.

 

[Fëanor Curufinwë]

Apparently hip fillers are a thing. It's intended to smooth out the curve of that area of the body. Of course, there are people who massively overdo it, like the guy in that picture.

Spoiler: hip filler done right - possibly NSFW

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I don't understand the hate for hip dips. It looks much more natural and in my opinion appealing to have them than a smooth curve. I feel like this must be brainrot from too much cartoon porn because I asked a guy friend who is a weeb coomer what he thought and he said he preferred a smooth curve.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I don't understand the hate for hip dips. It looks much more natural and in my opinion appealing to have them than a smooth curve. I feel like this must be brainrot from too much cartoon porn because I asked a guy friend who is a weeb coomer what he thought and he said he preferred a smooth curve.

I feel like filler is one of the worst cosmetic procedures. Everyone who gets filler in their face ends up with the same pillowy face. I think the appeal of filler is that it's less committal than implants and a less scary procedure. Getting a needle stuck in your face is less invasive and risky than going under anesthesia and being cut open. Some fillers can be dissolved. You can't undo a nose job if you don't like the result. So people get filler and they just end up looking like everyone else who's gotten filler.

 

[The Feline Solution]

The carnivore diet sounds terrible to me

Spoiler: OT

It works very well for dropping weight very fast but it's incredibly restrictive. I'm doing it for about a month now and have dropped almost 10kg without even counting calories but i am starting to get sick and tired of meat and my body is screaming for carbohydrates.

I’ve yet to see any food influencer who isn’t barmy.

9 out of 10 times whatever diet they are on is just a cover for an eating disorder, be it male or female influencers.

 

[glass_houses]

I don't understand the hate for hip dips. It looks much more natural and in my opinion appealing to have them than a smooth curve. I feel like this must be brainrot from too much cartoon porn because I asked a guy friend who is a weeb coomer what he thought and he said he preferred a smooth curve.

They're fucking ugly. If they're not too pronounced it's okay, but the more exaggerated they are, the more it emphasises the top of the thigh, making it disproportionate to the hip.

 

[Dr. Butt]

They're fucking ugly. If they're not too pronounced it's okay, but the more exaggerated they are, the more it emphasises the top of the thigh, making it disproportionate to the hip.

Are you using "hip" to mean "pelvic bone" and "top of the thigh" to mean "hip"?

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

I have an astigmatism so I see light bursts and halos. It makes driving at night extremely difficult. Imagine doing that on purpose to get rid of glasses. Maybe if my eyesight was really bad, like legally blind 20/200, I'd consider lasik. Is that a PL?

It's even worse when you're old enough to start getting presbyopia and cataracts.

Lasik does zilch for those. Cataract surgery (lens replacement) is worth waiting for.

 

[lurking for the deets]

Saw this on r/mildlypenis.
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I'm pretty sure I remember seeing this guy on a show called Botched, his waist is like that because he paid some guy to break his ribs while awake and a make them look like a wasp. I assume you break them manually and then put them in a corset or something until they heal?

He went on that show saying he can't breath and barely can get around and wanted help. After they said they will, he declined because fixing it would make his waist wider. Looking like this is more important than taking a breath, you see. He is a massive attention whore and 100% was there to show off the work he had done.

Even if it's the wrong guy, there's an insane man out there that willingly got his ribs broke while awake to look like this. It's hard to tell these people apart at times because they all go for the same exact shit. I'll never understand paying 100k+ to look like a carbon copy of every bogged out LA skank. I'm of the opinion natural flaws/unconventional features makes you look more unique and interesting looking. I'd pick a hook nose over a Michael Jackson nose on the brink of collapse any day. No telling what breathing/sinus problems it causes, too.

 

[Syntaxion]

Saw this on r/mildlypenis.
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[The Feline Solution]

It's hard to tell these people apart at times because they all go for the same exact shit

I thought it's that "Human Ken Doll" dude again, they indeed all look alike once they get bogged.

 

[Major]

Does any one think Kenny Loggins has gotten surgery? He looks a little chubby cheeked lately compared how he used to look

80s

2023

I don't know if it's common knowledge or whatever, he's aged well overall but there's something off and clay-like about his face.

 

[Hubelublub]

Does any one think Kenny Loggins has gotten surgery? He looks a little chubby cheeked lately compared how he used to look

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I don't know if it's common knowledge or whatever, he's aged well overall but there's something off and clay-like about his face.

There is a 0% chance he has not had work. His cheeks are only the beginning.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Does any one think Kenny Loggins has gotten surgery? He looks a little chubby cheeked lately compared how he used to look

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I don't know if it's common knowledge or whatever, he's aged well overall but there's something off and clay-like about his face.

he's (not) alright

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Just look at his ears, he's got some kind of Adidas in there and that's not natural.

 

[Major]

I've heard too many anecdotic stories about eye doctors, who point at their own prescription glasses and ask ''Well, what's this?'' in response to being asked by a patient, if they recommend laser eye surgery. Also some about laser eye clinic doctors, who return home, remove contact lenses and go with glasses for the rest of the day.
I know about the LASIK complication of streaked light rays forming around light sources. I hate those when I have dirty glasses, I hate them on the windshield, and I'd go mad if the eyes did that.

I had it done and I don't regret it.

The corona is more like a soft glow at night, I don't really notice it anymore. I find eye floaters more annoying and I always had those.

I always hated wearing glasses though and never had the face for them, I also used to get picked on for wearing them, even as an adult. People take me much more seriously without them - maybe because I look just threatening enough they won't try anything.

 

[CoolFool]

This woman posted her before and after on reddit. She loves her result.



I know this isn't a terrible result (especially compared to some of the really botched pictures in this thread), but I think she looks worse now and it was completely unnecessary. Her old nose looked good and complimented her features perfectly. She had a beautiful and unique look, now she looks like everyone else who keeps getting the Barbie nose despite it throwing off their facial harmony.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

This woman posted her before and after on reddit. She loves her result.

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I know this isn't a terrible result (especially compared to some of the really botched pictures in this thread), but I think she looks worse now and it was completely unnecessary. Her old nose looked good and complimented her features perfectly. She had a beautiful and unique look, now she looks like everyone else who keeps getting the Barbie nose despite it throwing off their facial harmony.

I kind of want to see the front view, cause I'm betting she now looks like one of those Who's from The Grinch with a turn up like that.