Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

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Kuwomi said:
What causes the lips to look like this? Is it botched / deflated lip injections or something? A lot of really bad lips I've seen look similar to this but I have no idea why.
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Possibly too much injected, fills up the lips til it has nowhere else to go and bleeds into the facial areas surrounding the mouth. But it looks like she had firmer implants put in and they migrated.

In that first pic it looks like she could had the old ill-advised goretex-style threading of filler surgically implanted (badly), creating a hard line of rubbery filler inside her lower lip. If she got the old 90’s gore-tex done, that turns to rubbish after a while and looks lumpy and uneven. Basically imagine getting a gummi worm implanted in your lip and over time it becomes harder and loses its shape and goes lumpy in sections and instead of staying put in your lip, it starts moving outwards until it’s under the very edges of your lips.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
There's been some rumors going back to at least the 90's that he's... closeted. Maybe that gives him some protection somehow, but yeah, it's weird. Tony Curtis still gets shit and he's dead. 9½ weeks was the 50 shades of gray 30 years ago(hm, even his character's last name is Gray and the author of 50 shades is the right age). He probably had some women stanning for him for a couple of years after that but that should have subsided, it's not like he's a sacred cow or anything, no one goes to bat for "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man" or "Double Team".

The nose thing could have come from drug abuse or maybe that obviously fixed boxing match he took at the tender age of 61. Lots of rhinoplasty and getting punched in the nose mixes like booze and sleeping pills.

Artie Lange is the most recent big-ish name that has fucked up his nose by snorting massive amounts of drugs over a long time, but there are many more that looks way too gruesome.
He said he won't get plastic surgery though, his nose would just get fucked up again because he's not going to stop using drugs.
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Danniella Westbrook was/is straight up horrifying so no images. What do you even call it when someones nose turns into the equivalent of a cyclops with the fleshy coloring of a prolapse?

Lange channeling momokun or maybe it's the other way around.
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Damn Artie, that is fucked up.

I wonder if Artie just got up one morning after a long binge and his nose looked like that, like a sudden total collapse ? Or were there months of is slowly deflating and morphing to that? People seemed shocked by it so I’m assuming it was rather sudden.

I mean Keith Richards nose is ok and Ike Turner could put an ink pen through his septum but ive never seen a nose collapse like that. It’s like the opposite of Michael Jackson.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
There's been some rumors going back to at least the 90's that he's... closeted. Maybe that gives him some protection somehow, but yeah, it's weird. Tony Curtis still gets shit and he's dead. 9½ weeks was the 50 shades of gray 30 years ago(hm, even his character's last name is Gray and the author of 50 shades is the right age). He probably had some women stanning for him for a couple of years after that but that should have subsided, it's not like he's a sacred cow or anything, no one goes to bat for "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man" or "Double Team".

The nose thing could have come from drug abuse or maybe that obviously fixed boxing match he took at the tender age of 61. Lots of rhinoplasty and getting punched in the nose mixes like booze and sleeping pills.

Artie Lange is the most recent big-ish name that has fucked up his nose by snorting massive amounts of drugs over a long time, but there are many more that looks way too gruesome.
He said he won't get plastic surgery though, his nose would just get fucked up again because he's not going to stop using drugs.
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Danniella Westbrook was/is straight up horrifying so no images. What do you even call it when someones nose turns into the equivalent of a cyclops with the fleshy coloring of a prolapse?

Lange channeling momokun or maybe it's the other way around.
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Looks like that clay bust of Thor that was dropped before it could be fired.
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AbraCadaver said:
Possibly too much injected, fills up the lips til it has nowhere else to go and bleeds into the facial areas surrounding the mouth. But it looks like she had firmer implants put in and they migrated.

In that first pic it looks like she could had the old ill-advised goretex-style threading of filler surgically implanted (badly), creating a hard line of rubbery filler inside her lower lip. If she got the old 90’s gore-tex done, that turns to rubbish after a while and looks lumpy and uneven. Basically imagine getting a gummi worm implanted in your lip and over time it becomes harder and loses its shape and goes lumpy in sections and instead of staying put in your lip, it starts moving outwards until it’s under the very edges of your lips.
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In the second picture it also looks like she has tattooed lip liner, popular in the past due to mostly Pamela Anderson it seems, a 90's thing. It's either that or she's rocking the most magnificent lowrider pencil mustache a southern european has ever created.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
In the second picture it also looks like she has tattooed lip liner, popular in the past due to mostly Pamela Anderson it seems, a 90's thing. It's either that or she's rocking the most magnificent lowrider pencil mustache a southern european has ever created.
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Yeah I couldn’t tell if that was tattoo or the worst chav lip pencil outline ever. Either way she is an absolute bucket of poor life choices.
 
I've been watching Botched Up Bodies on Netflix. I honestly can't understand people cheaping out on plastic surgery. It's your body don't fuck around with it. Save up the extra few thousand and get it done by someone who knows what the fuck they're doing. The one that's stunned me was this guy who got dental implants for like 700 pounds per tooth, verses a few thousand from a real dental surgeon. The bone screws missed his jaw entirely, and were just floating around in his head. Even the tooth caps themselves were cheap, they turned neon orange when he ate curries.
 
Holy shit. A troon just showed up on Botched Up Bodies...
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lamp shade said:
I thought she already got her faced fixed on another show, Botched? Man, talk about trying to stretch that 15 minutes of fame.
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They showed her having a little treatment with a plastic surgeon... they used a hair removal laser to try and soften the caulking. But they didn't full on fix her like they do the English people on the show. I'm guessing she's tricking her fucked up face on all these shows because she's trying to get one to fix it for free.
 
Tara Reid, I don't know if she has been brought up before, her plastic surgeries aren't horrible so this will mostly be about rapid change of the body, I mean that's sort of like plastic surgery.

She got implants, meh, we're not into scary town yet.
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Whatever is going on here isn't weird, there's probably 20 years between the pictures and she looks a bit over 40 because she is a bit over 40.
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But somewhere along the line she gained weight, still, nothing weird she's not america fat or anything but here's where everything goes off the rails.
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Boom. She lost that weight, she lost A LOT of weight. Look at those bread stick legs, if I flex my arm it will be thicker than that.
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And the weight loss happened fast(and not by exercising if I had to guess) as can be seen in these pictures, that excess skin is pretty extreme. People losing weight often have some left over around the stomach, not around the thighs and rumpus and everywhere else.
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When losing weight in a sensible way the skin will often follow suit and being moderately overweight and slimming down often works out just fine. A couple of years ago I had a "oh for fucks sake I got fat" moment and dropped 40 pounds in three months without any skin distortion. The method of coke+eating disorder that Reid possibly used is not the way to go. Being really tanned might not help either.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
Tara Reid, I don't know if she has been brought up before, her plastic surgeries aren't horrible so this will mostly be about rapid change of the body, I mean that's sort of like plastic surgery.

She got implants, meh, we're not into scary town yet.
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Whatever is going on here isn't weird, there's probably 20 years between the pictures and she looks a bit over 40 because she is a bit over 40.
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But somewhere along the line she gained weight, still, nothing weird she's not america fat or anything but here's where everything goes off the rails.
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Boom. She lost that weight, she lost A LOT of weight. Look at those bread stick legs, if I flex my arm it will be thicker than that.
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And the weight loss happened fast(and not by exercising if I had to guess) as can be seen in these pictures, that excess skin is pretty extreme. People losing weight often have some left over around the stomach, not around the thighs and rumpus and everywhere else.
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When losing weight in a sensible way the skin will often follow suit and being moderately overweight and slimming down often works out just fine. A couple of years ago I had a "oh for fucks sake I got fat" moment and dropped 40 pounds in three months without any skin distortion. The method of coke+eating disorder that Reid possibly used is not the way to go. Being really tanned might not help either.
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Round about the time she had those bolt-ons sewn in, she also had liposuction on her stomach and not long after on her arse and thighs too. A lot of liposuction, of the "get rid of all of it" demand, on what wasn't much fat anyway. So when she later bloated out a bit and then panic-lost the chub so fast, her resemblance to a knotty branch was ensured not only by such doubtful decisions as getting sprayed with the closest tan colour to babyshit but also by that excessive vacuum of vanity of yore.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
Tara Reid, I don't know if she has been brought up before, her plastic surgeries aren't horrible so this will mostly be about rapid change of the body, I mean that's sort of like plastic surgery.

She got implants, meh, we're not into scary town yet.
View attachment 724219

Whatever is going on here isn't weird, there's probably 20 years between the pictures and she looks a bit over 40 because she is a bit over 40.
View attachment 724221

But somewhere along the line she gained weight, still, nothing weird she's not america fat or anything but here's where everything goes off the rails.
View attachment 724224

Boom. She lost that weight, she lost A LOT of weight. Look at those bread stick legs, if I flex my arm it will be thicker than that.
View attachment 724225

And the weight loss happened fast(and not by exercising if I had to guess) as can be seen in these pictures, that excess skin is pretty extreme. People losing weight often have some left over around the stomach, not around the thighs and rumpus and everywhere else.
View attachment 724220

When losing weight in a sensible way the skin will often follow suit and being moderately overweight and slimming down often works out just fine. A couple of years ago I had a "oh for fucks sake I got fat" moment and dropped 40 pounds in three months without any skin distortion. The method of coke+eating disorder that Reid possibly used is not the way to go. Being really tanned might not help either.
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All that, and no Botox for her forehead/crows feet? Weird.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Damn Artie, that is fucked up.

I wonder if Artie just got up one morning after a long binge and his nose looked like that, like a sudden total collapse ? Or were there months of is slowly deflating and morphing to that? People seemed shocked by it so I’m assuming it was rather sudden.

I mean Keith Richards nose is ok and Ike Turner could put an ink pen through his septum but ive never seen a nose collapse like that. It’s like the opposite of Michael Jackson.
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He said he accidentally snorted glass one time. I think he was crushing pills to snort with a glass pepper shaker and it broke on the bottom while he was doing it.

I don't mean to spam this thread with rourke but he's entered uncanny valley.

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And I didn't know there are gay rumors. Looks pretty gay here:
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I promise not to bring up Rourke ever again.
 
murgatroid said:
He said he accidentally snorted glass one time. I think he was crushing pills to snort with a glass pepper shaker and it broke on the bottom while he was doing it.

I don't mean to spam this thread with rourke but he's entered uncanny valley.

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And I didn't know there are gay rumors. Looks pretty gay here:
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I promise not to bring up Rourke ever again.
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Yeah but it seems like the snorting glass happened a while back but the nose collapse is recent. I just wondered if that sort of thing happens suddenly or over days/weeks/months.

Rourke looks gay as fuck. No way I’d believe the man in short shorts with a little yappy dog was a straight. Maybe the boxing, drinking and woman beating was all part of being a repressed/self-hating homo.

The insane level of uncanny valley plastic surgery seems far more common among gay guys too.
 
murgatroid said:
He said he accidentally snorted glass one time. I think he was crushing pills to snort with a glass pepper shaker and it broke on the bottom while he was doing it.

I don't mean to spam this thread with rourke but he's entered uncanny valley.

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And I didn't know there are gay rumors. Looks pretty gay here:
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I promise not to bring up Rourke ever again.
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it's that fucking hair pushing it over the top. he's been uncanny for decades but this is simply bizarre
 
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