Ballard - Bosch Sequel

[KiwiFuzz2]

Is it just me, or do half of the scenes feel AI "enhanced"?

Where is the light coming from?

Do the mouths line up with the words?

Do the skin tones stay the same no matter the angle of the light?

I am so suspicious of this.

 

[Tablet County]

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Shoebody doo...
(Bop)
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Shoebody doo...
(Ba-ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, ba, ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba-ba, ba, ba, ba, ba)

 

[Memes Cat]

They canceled Bosch for this?

 

[indomitable snowman]

1 episode in and it feels like DEI the show.
We got stronk ethnically diverse woman main character
With her diverse cast of supporting characters including

• Black woman who was forced out of the LAPD due to racism or misogyny or whatever. (and she's a pitbull owner, probably a rescue)
• Fat white empathetic woman
• Old retired cukc boomer who will always defer to main strong woman
• ethnically ambiguous intern
• Wheelchair bound latinx blob tab tech
• Weird grandma
• White male mall cop asshole volunteer
• Angry white male councilman
• Angry asian male councilman
• Hispanic cop asshole who betrayed main woman
• White male asshole suspect

I noticed every man (except for fat boomer cuck) is antagonistic to the man character.

 

[Memes Cat]

1 episode in and it feels like DEI the show.
We got stronk ethnically diverse woman main character
With her diverse cast of supporting characters including

• Black woman who was forced out of the LAPD due to racism or misogyny or whatever. (and she's a pitbull owner, probably a rescue)
• Fat white empathetic woman
• Old retired cukc boomer who will always defer to main strong woman
• ethnically ambiguous intern
• Wheelchair bound latinx blob tab tech
• Weird grandma
• White male mall cop asshole volunteer
• Angry white male councilman
• Angry asian male councilman
• Hispanic cop asshole who betrayed main woman
• White male asshole suspect

I noticed every man (except for fat boomer cuck) is antagonistic to the man character.

I'm assuming one of the asshole boomer cops (retired) is Bosch but how much does he appear in the series? I mean they literally canceled his series with multiple seasons to spin off her show the least they can do is make him a decent supporting character at least? JFC Amazon took literally their best show and had to ruin it didn't they just for DEI points? I'd only watch Ballard if Bosch is in it at all but if all he does is make a cameo and gets shown up by diversity woman lead I'm ignoring this.

 

[indomitable snowman]

I watched episode 2 and Bosch was in that one. First as a voice over as Ballard was reading his notes, then he just barged into her office. It turns out Ballard found 26 year old DNA that everyone else missed and showed up Bosch. He was angry then complimented Ballard
She also showed up another white male detective and solved a murder of an illegal undocumented by a homeless unhoused individual because said detective is too white and male to bother with such things.
We also found out she was almost RAPED by a cop (I think the hispanic cop asshole). LAPD is also covering up corruption and murders.

Honestly it's almost parody. I'm a strong whamen of color, but all the men hate me because I'm better than them. I will try and finish the show.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

I'm assuming one of the asshole boomer cops (retired) is Bosch but how much does he appear in the series? I mean they literally canceled his series with multiple seasons to spin off her show the least they can do is make him a decent supporting character at least? JFC Amazon took literally their best show and had to ruin it didn't they just for DEI points? I'd only watch Ballard if Bosch is in it at all but if all he does is make a cameo and gets shown up by diversity woman lead I'm ignoring this.

He shows up in three episodes for a total of about 10 minutes.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Episode 3 and we get a Frat murder from 2006
Turns out all the frat bros were rapists and kept a bodycount RAPE scrapbook. Men are disgusting pigs am I right?
The fat retired boomer cuck is actually gay married to the dean from Community.
We meet the gay fat retired boomer cucks ex detective partner and he's a asshole white male who doesn't believe our strong whamen.
We get Ballards ex detective partner drunk regretting not standing up for her when she was RAPED by another cop. He tried to Pedro Pascal her, but she pushed him off.
We get the black ex-cop and her dad who is also an ex cop talking about rodney king.
Anyway the LAPD is corrupt and our diverse group or misfits and outcasts will surely take them down.
No Bosch

Anyway I wanted to know who writes this drivel, so meet the two staff writers credited for all 10 episodes:

Edit: spoiler for length

Spoiler: Writers

Julissa Castillo
Write of hit articles like I'm not black, I'm dominican
https://medium.com/the-establishment/im-not-black-i-m-dominican-77e6953df258 | https://archive.ph/uwZeH
Instagram

She also does a podcast with la-goblina (witer of Ballard is on the bottom)


Brandi Nicole

https://stowestorylabs.org/mentors/brandi-nicole | https://archive.ph/hjGNS


And the show runners Michael Alaimo and Kendall Sherwood
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can't find much about the guy, I did find his wife though and she's about what you expect


Kendall Sherwood is married to some butch lesbian named Shannon Vermeulen

They have a kid and this is how they dress it.

TLDR, California shitlibs.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Finished the show.

• Turns out the Hispanic cop asshole raped not one but two of the whamen in the show. No one believes the women because they're just hysterical bitches who should never be in power. He's also in with the cartel and LAPD corruption plot.
• The serial killer specifically targets women who are advancing in their career. They mention Hillary Clinton and the glass ceiling because one of the women worked on Clinton campaign. Said that must have really set the killer off.
• Mall cop guy has a you women have it so hard moment. Redeeming him for the whamen in the show. He then gets shot and dies.
• Ballard has the almost perfect boyfriend who's a lifeguard/EMT but they split when he's like, I can't be with you, you're too dangerous for me. I feel like all the scenes with him the female writers were
• Fat psychic empathetic character mentions reddit, not once, but twice.
• Fat boomer cuck cop ordered a short stack at Denny's, answering the important question of "Do cops remember what they order at Denny's?"
• Ballard shows up the police captain, the other male detectives multiple times, but always gets ignored.
• The serial killer targets Ballard (because she's a strong whamen who don't need no man. I almost expected him to show up in a red hat
• In the end Ballard gets arrested for the killing of the rapist cop asshole, but she didn't do it.
• End show.
• Directed and written by women.
• Maybe I'm embellishing a bit, but it's still beats you over the head every other scene with the very heavy handed feminist signaling.

J Edgar, Mo, Honey, Crate, and Barrel, all show up for about 1-2 scenes each. Bosch a few more times. They canceled Bosch for this crap?

BTW, Ballard and her grandma live in an over 3 million dollar house on a private Malibu beach. I wonder how they can afford that. At least in-universe Bosch had a movie made out of his story that paid for his house.