Ballard - Bosch Sequel

KiwiFuzz2 · Jul 13, 2025

Is it just me, or do half of the scenes feel AI "enhanced"?

Where is the light coming from?

Do the mouths line up with the words?

Do the skin tones stay the same no matter the angle of the light?

I am so suspicious of this.

Tablet County · Jul 14, 2025

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Mmemes · Jul 14, 2025

They canceled Bosch for this?

indomitable snowman · Thursday at 10:23 PM

1 episode in and it feels like DEI the show.
We got stronk ethnically diverse woman main character
With her diverse cast of supporting characters including

Black woman who was forced out of the LAPD due to racism or misogyny or whatever. (and she's a pitbull owner, probably a rescue)
Fat white empathetic woman
Old retired cukc boomer who will always defer to main strong woman
ethnically ambiguous intern
Wheelchair bound latinx blob tab tech
Weird grandma
White male mall cop asshole volunteer
Angry white male councilman
Angry asian male councilman
Hispanic cop asshole who betrayed main woman
White male asshole suspect

I noticed every man (except for fat boomer cuck) is antagonistic to the man character.

Mmemes · Friday at 2:17 AM

indomitable snowman said:
1 episode in and it feels like DEI the show.
We got stronk ethnically diverse woman main character
With her diverse cast of supporting characters including

Black woman who was forced out of the LAPD due to racism or misogyny or whatever. (and she's a pitbull owner, probably a rescue)

Fat white empathetic woman

Old retired cukc boomer who will always defer to main strong woman

ethnically ambiguous intern

Wheelchair bound latinx blob tab tech

Weird grandma

White male mall cop asshole volunteer

Angry white male councilman

Angry asian male councilman

Hispanic cop asshole who betrayed main woman

White male asshole suspect

I noticed every man (except for fat boomer cuck) is antagonistic to the man character.

I'm assuming one of the asshole boomer cops (retired) is Bosch but how much does he appear in the series? I mean they literally canceled his series with multiple seasons to spin off her show the least they can do is make him a decent supporting character at least? JFC Amazon took literally their best show and had to ruin it didn't they just for DEI points? I'd only watch Ballard if Bosch is in it at all but if all he does is make a cameo and gets shown up by diversity woman lead I'm ignoring this.

indomitable snowman · Friday at 9:56 AM

I watched episode 2 and Bosch was in that one. First as a voice over as Ballard was reading his notes, then he just barged into her office. It turns out Ballard found 26 year old DNA that everyone else missed and showed up Bosch. He was angry then complimented Ballard
She also showed up another white male detective and solved a murder of an ~~illegal~~ undocumented by a ~~homeless~~ unhoused individual because said detective is too white and male to bother with such things.
We also found out she was almost RAPED by a cop (I think the hispanic cop asshole). LAPD is also covering up corruption and murders.

Honestly it's almost parody. I'm a strong whamen of color, but all the men hate me because I'm better than them. I will try and finish the show.

Samuel Fuller · Friday at 1:43 PM

Mmemes said:
I'm assuming one of the asshole boomer cops (retired) is Bosch but how much does he appear in the series? I mean they literally canceled his series with multiple seasons to spin off her show the least they can do is make him a decent supporting character at least? JFC Amazon took literally their best show and had to ruin it didn't they just for DEI points? I'd only watch Ballard if Bosch is in it at all but if all he does is make a cameo and gets shown up by diversity woman lead I'm ignoring this.

He shows up in three episodes for a total of about 10 minutes.

indomitable snowman · Friday at 10:11 PM

Episode 3 and we get a Frat murder from 2006
Turns out all the frat bros were rapists and kept a ~~bodycount~~ RAPE scrapbook. Men are disgusting pigs am I right?
The fat retired boomer cuck is actually gay married to the dean from Community.
We meet the gay fat retired boomer cucks ex detective partner and he's a asshole white male who doesn't believe our strong whamen.
We get Ballards ex detective partner drunk regretting not standing up for her when she was RAPED by another cop. He tried to Pedro Pascal her, but she pushed him off.
We get the black ex-cop and her dad who is also an ex cop talking about rodney king.
Anyway the LAPD is corrupt and our diverse group or misfits and outcasts will surely take them down.
No Bosch

Anyway I wanted to know who writes this drivel, so meet the two staff writers credited for all 10 episodes:

Edit: spoiler for length

Julissa Castillo
Write of hit articles like I'm not black, I'm dominican
https://medium.com/the-establishment/im-not-black-i-m-dominican-77e6953df258 | https://archive.ph/uwZeH
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